Comments on: FUNNY PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST: WIN PROTEST THE HERO’S FORTRESS AND KEZIA ON VINYL!

By: guitarsenic

guitarsenic — Wed, 25 Mar 2009 04:10:05 +0000

Ronald’s Cone guitar sounded colder than his ice cream cone

By: guitarsenic

guitarsenic — Wed, 25 Mar 2009 04:07:54 +0000

McMurder Baby in rehersal

By: Jimbo

Jimbo — Thu, 29 Jan 2009 03:31:58 +0000

“Ronald looks off into the distance. He knows that one day his talents will lead him to a band far greater, but for now he must wait. Wait until I get rid of that idiot Alexi Laiho, Ronald shreds so much harder and his vocals are much more brutal.”
-Jask Raatikainen (drummer of Children of Bodom)

By: timuchan

timuchan — Sat, 17 Jan 2009 11:06:23 +0000

It seems Slipknot finally ran out of new ideas for their masks.

By: kuyu

kuyu — Thu, 04 Dec 2008 17:02:04 +0000

McDonald’s ist krieg

By: rotgutz

rotgutz — Wed, 26 Nov 2008 11:58:40 +0000

Photographic proof that Ronald McDonald aspires to take over the nations young minds with harmonic mind reprograming. Repeat: I’m lovin it!

By: Michaela

Michaela — Mon, 24 Nov 2008 23:44:32 +0000

The famous Ronald McDonald has been caught red-handed in the Ronald McDonald House after attempting to anally probe a boy with a mental illness. Mr McDonald had been rehearsing with the two young boys who had planned to help Ronald take over the heavy metal industry; which was in fact a cult.

By: Mike

Mike — Wed, 05 Nov 2008 15:56:03 +0000

“Welcome to Mcdonalds, were out of french fries at the moment… would you like me to play you a lovely song while you wait”

By: Foxes

Foxes — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 02:41:39 +0000

No, no, no guys! Tchaikovsky’s Marche Slave was in B-flat minor, not D-flat major! You guys are going to make us look like idiots…

By: Mark

Mark — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 05:32:31 +0000

Heavier than our fucking customers!

By: GoatRider

GoatRider — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 15:25:46 +0000

This was the heaviest shit Ronald had ever played.

By: JakeFM

JakeFM — Fri, 24 Oct 2008 15:19:55 +0000

Pennywise finally stopped terrorizing the Losers’ club when he first saw them rocking out.

By: zackcentury

zackcentury — Wed, 22 Oct 2008 04:45:28 +0000

Feeling tough competition from the Burger King, Ronald experiments with letting his customers have it their way, too. Things got a little out of hand.

By: Arto

Arto — Tue, 21 Oct 2008 18:07:32 +0000

Introducing…
The McNightmares!
Featuring Ronald ‘Thanks for the sweater mom’ McDonald, Dread ‘lock-pick’ Murphy, and “Generic highschool guitar kid playing Nirvana in the music room during lunch”

By: Matt

Matt — Mon, 20 Oct 2008 23:40:38 +0000

i hope the clowns not rockin out with his C**K out

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Mon, 13 Oct 2008 21:27:02 +0000

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By: JACOB

JACOB — Mon, 13 Oct 2008 00:16:57 +0000

EVERY 17 YEAROLD MCDONALDS EMPLOYEE WILL USE ANY THEME TO BREAK THRU WITH THERE HARDCORE YUKALAYLEE MEATAL BAND

By: andrew

andrew — Sun, 12 Oct 2008 22:31:29 +0000

Throw in some emo-acoustic and long haired metal enthusiasts, we can make any BigMac sound good

By: Kyle

Kyle — Sun, 12 Oct 2008 18:44:12 +0000

Damn Jack in the box guys is late agian

By: Brandon

Brandon — Sat, 11 Oct 2008 20:33:29 +0000

I have no idea what the hell they think they’re doing, but “I’m Lovin’ it!”