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	<title>Comments on: SOMEONE PLEASE SHOOT CHRIS CORNELL IN THE PENIS</title>
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		<title>By: Board686</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2008/10/06/someone-please-shoot-chris-cornell-in-the-penis/#comment-518009</link>
		<dc:creator>Board686</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Aug 2010 05:10:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I happen to stumble across this while looking @ oh...so beautiful photos of Mr. Cornell. Wow, way to support your man. See, this is why I would never want fans, oh how quickly you turn. I find that fans, those you luv whoever, are way more intolerant of anything. If you’re a fan, you’re a FAN. Chris Cornell is an AMAZING singer first and foremost, so no matter what, that&#039;s always going to be on point. I&#039;ve always liked him and his music, since back in the day and when I heard he was coming out with a co-produced album with Mr. Timberland, I was ecstatic. Timberland is another man who&#039;s AMAZING @ his craft. Artist like to shape and model their art, change it or bring things to it, to renew it. I luv all types of music, and I luv when artist luv their craft and I believe he luv&#039;s his craft. Everyone always wants to have something to say about how and why someone is doing something. I think that’s a wonderful thing that Chris would take the time to write a song for David Cook (I’ve never seen American Idol). How many singing musicians would luv for an artist like Chris to write a song for them? He&#039;s given back to the little guy, isn&#039;t that a good thing.
Don&#039;t bother responding to this, I&#039;ll never see it.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I happen to stumble across this while looking @ oh&#8230;so beautiful photos of Mr. Cornell. Wow, way to support your man. See, this is why I would never want fans, oh how quickly you turn. I find that fans, those you luv whoever, are way more intolerant of anything. If you’re a fan, you’re a FAN. Chris Cornell is an AMAZING singer first and foremost, so no matter what, that&#8217;s always going to be on point. I&#8217;ve always liked him and his music, since back in the day and when I heard he was coming out with a co-produced album with Mr. Timberland, I was ecstatic. Timberland is another man who&#8217;s AMAZING @ his craft. Artist like to shape and model their art, change it or bring things to it, to renew it. I luv all types of music, and I luv when artist luv their craft and I believe he luv&#8217;s his craft. Everyone always wants to have something to say about how and why someone is doing something. I think that’s a wonderful thing that Chris would take the time to write a song for David Cook (I’ve never seen American Idol). How many singing musicians would luv for an artist like Chris to write a song for them? He&#8217;s given back to the little guy, isn&#8217;t that a good thing.<br />
Don&#8217;t bother responding to this, I&#8217;ll never see it.</p>
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		<title>By: Marc</title>
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		<dc:creator>Marc</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 20 Jan 2010 23:27:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>It&#039;s funny that the last sentence is now true.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It&#8217;s funny that the last sentence is now true.</p>
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		<title>By: Melanie</title>
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		<dc:creator>Melanie</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Jun 2009 23:52:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I have one comment.  If you appreciate all types of music, including Metal, then I don&#039;t see why you can&#039;t appreciate his music for what it is. Art.

As a fan of all music, including Metal, I love his new work. trash me all you want, it&#039;s still great music.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I have one comment.  If you appreciate all types of music, including Metal, then I don&#8217;t see why you can&#8217;t appreciate his music for what it is. Art.</p>
<p>As a fan of all music, including Metal, I love his new work. trash me all you want, it&#8217;s still great music.</p>
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		<title>By: Dennis D</title>
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		<dc:creator>Dennis D</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 24 Apr 2009 06:32:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>A recent poll shows the five most popular grunge bands:

1. Soundgarden-32%
2. Alice In Chains-29%
3. Pearl Jam-22%
4. Nirvana-9%
5. Stone Temple Pilots-6%

2%=other bands such as Screaming Trees</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A recent poll shows the five most popular grunge bands:</p>
<p>1. Soundgarden-32%<br />
2. Alice In Chains-29%<br />
3. Pearl Jam-22%<br />
4. Nirvana-9%<br />
5. Stone Temple Pilots-6%</p>
<p>2%=other bands such as Screaming Trees</p>
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		<title>By: Muppet</title>
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		<dc:creator>Muppet</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 24 Oct 2008 19:58:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Some chick is claiming to be the &quot;bitch&quot; and she said he stole song ideas out of her mansucript and then slammed her in the lyrics to conceal what he did. She said she trusted him with 50 pages of maketable material and then he chewed her head off when she tried to ask him about it.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Some chick is claiming to be the &#8220;bitch&#8221; and she said he stole song ideas out of her mansucript and then slammed her in the lyrics to conceal what he did. She said she trusted him with 50 pages of maketable material and then he chewed her head off when she tried to ask him about it.</p>
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		<title>By: lern2swim</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2008/10/06/someone-please-shoot-chris-cornell-in-the-penis/#comment-154911</link>
		<dc:creator>lern2swim</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Oct 2008 23:22:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>erik, if you&#039;re calling Soundgarden overrated and you are a Nirvana or Pearl Jam fan, you should just go discover what buckshot tastes like right now.  I&#039;ve heard that it tastes like gummy bears.  Go give it a try.

Say whatever you will about the shill he has become but the true kings of grunge were, are and always will be Alice in Chains and Soundgarden.  Fuck Nirvana.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>erik, if you&#8217;re calling Soundgarden overrated and you are a Nirvana or Pearl Jam fan, you should just go discover what buckshot tastes like right now.  I&#8217;ve heard that it tastes like gummy bears.  Go give it a try.</p>
<p>Say whatever you will about the shill he has become but the true kings of grunge were, are and always will be Alice in Chains and Soundgarden.  Fuck Nirvana.</p>
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		<title>By: Blackthorned</title>
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		<dc:creator>Blackthorned</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Oct 2008 08:16:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Interesting theory about the Robert Plant-like career path - here&#039;s hoping!

Cornell was a musical hero to me - one of the things I always respected about him was that he didn&#039;t repeat the same record. And that was fine when the music was good. It started to turn big time on the second Audioslave album.

But such was Soundgarden&#039;s greatness that it still feels wrong for me to be putting the boot in (Boot Camp?).</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Interesting theory about the Robert Plant-like career path &#8211; here&#8217;s hoping!</p>
<p>Cornell was a musical hero to me &#8211; one of the things I always respected about him was that he didn&#8217;t repeat the same record. And that was fine when the music was good. It started to turn big time on the second Audioslave album.</p>
<p>But such was Soundgarden&#8217;s greatness that it still feels wrong for me to be putting the boot in (Boot Camp?).</p>
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		<title>By: billybob</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2008/10/06/someone-please-shoot-chris-cornell-in-the-penis/#comment-154495</link>
		<dc:creator>billybob</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Oct 2008 20:32:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Soundgarden = Classic, amazing. Euphoria Morning = Brilliant, Audioslave = shit, Carry On = zzzz, thus the path of Cornell.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Soundgarden = Classic, amazing. Euphoria Morning = Brilliant, Audioslave = shit, Carry On = zzzz, thus the path of Cornell.</p>
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		<title>By: ERiK</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2008/10/06/someone-please-shoot-chris-cornell-in-the-penis/#comment-154468</link>
		<dc:creator>ERiK</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Oct 2008 19:43:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I just hate the guy.  Fuck Cornell.  Soundgarden was over rated from day one.  Chris Cornell is as artistically relevant as Paris Hilton.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I just hate the guy.  Fuck Cornell.  Soundgarden was over rated from day one.  Chris Cornell is as artistically relevant as Paris Hilton.</p>
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		<title>By: Gary S.</title>
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		<dc:creator>Gary S.</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Oct 2008 19:34:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>This is the point in the blogscussion where I attempt to explain all this.  I care because you do.

While a contestant on &lt;i&gt;American Idol&lt;/i&gt;, David Cook performed cover songs.  One of these was a melodramatic take on Michael Jackson&#039;s &quot;Billie Jean.&quot;  For those of you that have been following Chris Cornell&#039;s turn towards pop, you&#039;ll recall that his last solo album included a cover of that very song.  Turns out that Cook was actually covering the cover, as their respective interpretations were remarkably identical and equally lame.  Therefore, it comes as no surprise that Cornell--whose sales were surely bolstered (if even temporarily) by Cook&#039;s televised performance--would be involved in the writing of Cook&#039;s album.

As for Cornell&#039;s career trajectory, &lt;a href=&quot;http://noyokono.blogspot.com/2008/07/long-gone.html&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;I have a theory&lt;/a&gt; that I&#039;ve mentioned on a few occasions.  In short: Cornell is following in Robert Plant&#039;s footsteps.  While we all revere Plant for his groundbreaking work in Led Zeppelin, time has allowed us to overlook his solo career.  It&#039;s safe to say that this Timbaland collaboration will be on par with &lt;i&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Now_and_Zen&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;Now And Zen&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/i&gt;, which featured the &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=95JLrrgQpjo&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;soda-shilling&lt;/a&gt; single &quot;Long Cool One&quot;.

So essentially, we&#039;ve got to suck it up for the next few years until Cornell decides to reunite with Kim Thayil a la &lt;i&gt;Walking Into Clarksdale&lt;/i&gt;.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This is the point in the blogscussion where I attempt to explain all this.  I care because you do.</p>
<p>While a contestant on <i>American Idol</i>, David Cook performed cover songs.  One of these was a melodramatic take on Michael Jackson&#8217;s &#8220;Billie Jean.&#8221;  For those of you that have been following Chris Cornell&#8217;s turn towards pop, you&#8217;ll recall that his last solo album included a cover of that very song.  Turns out that Cook was actually covering the cover, as their respective interpretations were remarkably identical and equally lame.  Therefore, it comes as no surprise that Cornell&#8211;whose sales were surely bolstered (if even temporarily) by Cook&#8217;s televised performance&#8211;would be involved in the writing of Cook&#8217;s album.</p>
<p>As for Cornell&#8217;s career trajectory, <a href="http://noyokono.blogspot.com/2008/07/long-gone.html" rel="nofollow">I have a theory</a> that I&#8217;ve mentioned on a few occasions.  In short: Cornell is following in Robert Plant&#8217;s footsteps.  While we all revere Plant for his groundbreaking work in Led Zeppelin, time has allowed us to overlook his solo career.  It&#8217;s safe to say that this Timbaland collaboration will be on par with <i><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Now_and_Zen" rel="nofollow">Now And Zen</a></i>, which featured the <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=95JLrrgQpjo" rel="nofollow">soda-shilling</a> single &#8220;Long Cool One&#8221;.</p>
<p>So essentially, we&#8217;ve got to suck it up for the next few years until Cornell decides to reunite with Kim Thayil a la <i>Walking Into Clarksdale</i>.</p>
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		<title>By: earthsherm</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2008/10/06/someone-please-shoot-chris-cornell-in-the-penis/#comment-154442</link>
		<dc:creator>earthsherm</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Oct 2008 18:49:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>i know i should give up on him... but i just cant, what he used to be was just too awesome, come on cornell give me a reson to believe!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>i know i should give up on him&#8230; but i just cant, what he used to be was just too awesome, come on cornell give me a reson to believe!</p>
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		<title>By: aaron g</title>
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		<dc:creator>aaron g</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Oct 2008 18:05:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>oh, i know.  as a longtime gmail user, i know all too well how google utilizes its ads.  i was just very facetiously pointing out the very point you made.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>oh, i know.  as a longtime gmail user, i know all too well how google utilizes its ads.  i was just very facetiously pointing out the very point you made.</p>
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		<title>By: Sammy</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2008/10/06/someone-please-shoot-chris-cornell-in-the-penis/#comment-154406</link>
		<dc:creator>Sammy</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Oct 2008 17:53:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>@ aaron g:  They have no control over the ads that appear here. In fact, the ads that do appear use key words such as &quot;Daughtry&quot; to associate with the advertising.

That said, it is somewhat hypocritical to use a web platform that allows for this type of associative advertising if you&#039;re going to call others out for artistic bankruptcy (i.e., criticize how someone else makes a buck while trying to make your own).</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>@ aaron g:  They have no control over the ads that appear here. In fact, the ads that do appear use key words such as &#8220;Daughtry&#8221; to associate with the advertising.</p>
<p>That said, it is somewhat hypocritical to use a web platform that allows for this type of associative advertising if you&#8217;re going to call others out for artistic bankruptcy (i.e., criticize how someone else makes a buck while trying to make your own).</p>
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		<title>By: aaron g</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2008/10/06/someone-please-shoot-chris-cornell-in-the-penis/#comment-154402</link>
		<dc:creator>aaron g</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Oct 2008 17:43:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&quot; . . . I do [know] that anyone and everyone who has ever won American Idol is bankrupt artistically, spiritually, ethically, and in every other way imaginable,&quot; the metal blogger says, as a huge DAUGHTRY ad stares his readers in the face.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8221; . . . I do [know] that anyone and everyone who has ever won American Idol is bankrupt artistically, spiritually, ethically, and in every other way imaginable,&#8221; the metal blogger says, as a huge DAUGHTRY ad stares his readers in the face.</p>
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		<title>By: Matt</title>
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		<dc:creator>Matt</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Oct 2008 17:21:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I highly doubt Kim Thayil would want to reunite with Soundgarden.  I wouldn&#039;t be surprised if Chris didn&#039;t already suggest it to his former bandmates, but I&#039;m glad it hasn&#039;t happened yet.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I highly doubt Kim Thayil would want to reunite with Soundgarden.  I wouldn&#8217;t be surprised if Chris didn&#8217;t already suggest it to his former bandmates, but I&#8217;m glad it hasn&#8217;t happened yet.</p>
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		<title>By: Sammy</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2008/10/06/someone-please-shoot-chris-cornell-in-the-penis/#comment-154387</link>
		<dc:creator>Sammy</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Oct 2008 17:12:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Oh Axl, you know you&#039;re a closet Daughtry fan.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Oh Axl, you know you&#8217;re a closet Daughtry fan.</p>
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