“MEMBERS OF TWISTED SISTER NOW WILLING TO TAKE IT”
Friday, October 10th, 2008 at 2:14pm by Axl Rosenberg
A nice Friday afternoon laugh, courtesy of The Onion:
“NEW YORK—In a stunning reversal of their long-stated reluctance to take it, members of heavy-metal band Twisted Sister announced Monday that, after 24 years of fervent refusal, they are now willing to take it. “I acknowledge that we promised not to take it anymore, but things change. The world is a different place today, and with that in mind, we would like to go on record as saying that, starting right now, we are going to take it,” read a statement released by the band’s lead singer, Dee Snider. “To clarify, we would still prefer not to take it, but as of now, taking it is an option that we would be open to. That is all.” Bassist Mark “the Animal” Mendoza also stated that, in regards to what he wants to do with his life, he no longer solely wants to rock, but would instead prefer doing other things, such as raising a family and working as a claims adjuster in Rye, NY.”
-AR
[Thanks to Jesse for the tip]
I respect TS but god damn they look like faggots.
@Devin
I second that.
Slow news week? Funny article, but the site seems to be a bit heavy on filler lately.
Sellouts
fuck these old cunts fucking dee snider would let a silverback ape wildly sodomize him if someone in the general vicinity had press credentials at this point in his life do us all a favor if you want your name in the press so badly commit suicide it’d be a win win for you and society fucking cockchugging old cunt die
I laughed.
^Lighten up, dude.
I fucking hate homophobes. Also, this made me laugh.
They took it all right when that song started appearing in birth control commercials.
@j-rock
Jesus man.. I don’t know if you know this.. but The Onion is a comedy website and Dee Snyder more than likely had absolutely nothing to do with this article.
Sounds like someone just found out his girlfriend has sucked 36 dicks and smells like shoe polish.
[...] The members of Twisted Sister are apparently now willing to “take it.” [...]
I mean, nothing looks meaner than some bad ass doods in lipstick and blush. Come the fuck on.
I’m sorry but that shit was funny.
My sister was a TS fan. Need I say more? I appreciate Dee Snyder’s defense of metal before the Senate in the 80s but they sucked then and they still suck now. I’m more than a little tired of all these reunion tours in the last few years. When Motley Douche Crue reunites the end of the world truly can’t be far behind. I wish all these no-talent douches would just commit mass suicide and and end any and all talks of future reunion tours. Hair Metal sucked in the 80s and it still sucks today. Hey Dee instead of using your mouth to sing, go suck a dick which is all your mouth was ever good for.