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By: Sean

Sean — Sun, 02 Nov 2008 23:44:40 +0000

They may take our lives, but they’ll never take… OUR FREEDOM!
- Braveheart quote

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Wed, 29 Oct 2008 21:30:48 +0000

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By: iwrestledaferretonce

iwrestledaferretonce — Mon, 27 Oct 2008 22:03:53 +0000

“I’m too sexy for this Hat, too sexy for this Hat…what’cha think about that?

By: Andrew

Andrew — Sat, 25 Oct 2008 19:59:59 +0000

Scottish metalheads have not completely adapted to the modern metal scene…

By: Arto

Arto — Tue, 21 Oct 2008 18:12:46 +0000

“Meet awesome hotties like Johny McHaggis at boners.com”

By: Andrew

Andrew — Mon, 20 Oct 2008 21:54:55 +0000

Here we see another young scotsman making yet another desperate attempt to “fit in” to the american society.

By: Jordan

Jordan — Sun, 19 Oct 2008 05:50:11 +0000

slipknot’s new band member, Grimhaggis

By: jesse

jesse — Fri, 17 Oct 2008 23:10:29 +0000

Typo.. my bad yo!

Welcome, visitor, to the official DWARF (Drunken Woodworking Accident Rehabilitation Forum) website!

Today is a special day, as we’ve been graced with the presence of Scottie “Two Fingers” McNally(pictured above), who is here to promote his new band “Two Finger Death Poke” and bring awareness to those who feel they are uneducated in the subject of ground, chopped, diced, and julianned fingers in today’s woodworking industry.

By: jesse

jesse — Fri, 17 Oct 2008 21:23:59 +0000

Welcome, visitor, to the official DWARF (Drunken Woodworking Accident Rehabilitation Forum) website!

By: Supertruck420

Supertruck420 — Fri, 17 Oct 2008 17:13:06 +0000

NEWS FLASH… Glen Danzig is in the studio putting the finishing touches on a cd for his new Scottish-Folk metal project, Bloody Bagpipes.

By: Sacajawea

Sacajawea — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 19:17:30 +0000

The Scottish Super Mario crawls out of Nintendo’s dark pit of secrets.

By: wayniac

wayniac — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 11:04:49 +0000

When Braveheart made his freedom speech I don’t think this is what he had on his mind!

By: Andrew

Andrew — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 23:47:08 +0000

Psychostick’s new drummer, Fluffles

By: Jamie

Jamie — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 21:29:45 +0000

the faceless add yet another ‘core’ in their genre listing, after they add bagpipes and a professional bagpiper into the group

By: Joverkill

Joverkill — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 19:57:20 +0000

“There can be only one!”

By: laxpld

laxpld — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 19:38:12 +0000

bozo the clown’s dark side

By: iwrestledaferretonce

iwrestledaferretonce — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 15:56:21 +0000

Happy Gilmore’s protege, Seamus “Big Britches” O’Leary.

By: iwrestledaferretonce

iwrestledaferretonce — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 15:54:04 +0000

Danny Noonan never got that scholarship……

By: Austin Millbarge

Austin Millbarge — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 11:40:04 +0000

Introducing the new music genre “Haggis-Core”.

By: enemyofgod72

enemyofgod72 — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 05:09:26 +0000

Goober McCain couldn’t understand why great granddad, John McCain, wouldn’t let him campaign for him.