Hanoi Rocks have called it quits. The news comes a shock to millions thousands hundreds dozens of fans, not least of all me, because I didn’t even know that they were still together.

“Michael Monroe and Andy McCoy feel that they’ve taken the band as far as it can go” the band tells us via a statement that was obviously meant to be released in 1984 but was stuck behind a publicist’s couch and is consequently just seeing the light of day now.

ANYWAY, R.I.P. Hanoi Rocks. Here’s the band’s video for “Boulevard of Broken Dreams” to help you mourn. Unless you’re like me and you thought the band had already broken up.

-AR