THE VERY DEFINITION OF METAL

Wednesday, October 22nd, 2008 at 11:24am by Vince Neilstein

What could possibly be more metal than this guy? None. None more metal.

I’m completely serious.

-VN



28 COMMENTS on “THE VERY DEFINITION OF METAL”

  1. Mike says:

    LMFAO fucking epic

  2. Byron. W says:

    That guy deserves some kind of award… that was awesome!

  3. Sammy says:

    That is brilliant and awesome and laugh-worthy and I fucking love it. Great start to this Wednesday.

  4. Bryan says:

    Made of Win

  5. canea says:

    that was tight.

    and somewhat autoerotic.

  6. Tommy Leebowitz says:

    I saw this a week ago or so and thought it was fucking stupid. After seeing it again, it’s still fucking stupid. Creative, but stupid.

  7. bill says:

    thats not metal at all!

  8. PD says:

    HAHA. That makes not being able to view Facebook at work somewhat tolerable…almost. That’s real talent right there.

  9. Fink says:

    My girlfriend sent me a link to this recently. Her ringtone (and ringback tone) is “The Final Countdown”… Anyone else here fans of Arrested Development?

  10. GabeTexas says:

    The best part, is that he has a strap on the guitaccordian thing.
    Which makes me assume, he chills and jams with it constantly.
    RULES!

  11. seveword says:

    My Wednesday just got that much better. Words do not describe the awesomeness.

  12. AWB says:

    Everything was great up until the point he began to sing. I’m not saying he has a bad voice, but it looked totally mis-matched and in some way ‘inappropriate’ given his face.

    Still, a very unique instrument – but I’m not sure how you could say it’s Metal…I think it’s more in the folk-polkish class, again, no demerit points on his ability, still pretty good.

    I definitely like the original (‘Europe’s official album version) more but this is even better because he’s playing all of the necessary instruments at the same time.

    So yeah, to reiterate what “Byron. W” said; I too think this guy deserves some kind of award. Not sure just how this is the ‘definition of metal though’.

  13. ChuckNorrisIsGod says:

    They are Illusions Micheal!!!!

  14. JTL says:

    That is
    (a) fucking metal
    (b) fucking hilarious
    (c) fucking awesome
    (d) All of the above

    Obviously, (d) is correct.

    @ AWB The inclusion of “folk” does not negate the metalness of anything. Please see Amorphis’ “Elegy.”

    It’s a guy doing what he thinks is awesome, which pretty much qualifies it as metal for me.

  15. Jim says:

    What would you even call that thing? A keyzukelele? And where would you get one?

  16. Cam says:

    I can’t wait to play this on keyzukelele hero

  17. AWB says:

    @ JTL

    “The inclusion of “folk” does not negate the metalness of anything.”

    I know, there are plenty of ‘folk-metal’ bands out there, I listen to quite a few…I think I wasn’t clear enough, I objected more to the ‘polka’-ish influence…And even that might not be clear enough so let me just say that the only thing (other than his singing) that I had a slight problem with was the ‘Kazoo’ type ‘blow-horn’ instrument he was using (the one in his mouth) the sound it produced doesn’t seem to fit with Metal overall.

    Don’t get me wrong, ‘Folk’ (particularly when it comes to the Guitar) seems to work quite well (as it is usually a variant of ‘Classical-Guitar’ which is quite common in Metal) so long as we don’t let it get too ’silly’.

    This is another reason why I typically like to keep ‘blow-horn’ type instruments out of the picture (unless it’s the occasional saxophone or flute used to subtly accent a metal song during the more ‘quiet’ parts) when it comes to metal.

    Bottom line, the original song Europe’s 1986 song “The Final Countdown” was a decent glam-metal meets hard-rock variant of the time…This was a more like a polka rendition of the same song. Imagine a bunch of rappers covering Metallica songs…I know it’s already happened but it’s sort of the same thing here, a ’sub-genre’ jump (although with rap, it’d be an entire genre jump).

    I don’t know if that makes sense but I think you get the idea here. Cool, but I don’t see how this 3-minute video is “THE VERY DEFINITION OF METAL”. Stylistically I see a difference, but to go even further and define metal with this video is a bit of an exaggeration…NEVERTHELESS – I MUST ADMIT – IT’S PRETTY AMAZING! Okay?

  18. Tyler says:

    one word…metal.

  19. some guy says:

    No doubt this dude got laid because of this video.

  20. enemyofgod72 says:

    I didn’t know this song could be done even gayer than the original but this kid smacked it out of the gayness ballpark. WOW

  21. atomic horror says:

    the video was fucking rad, because of the comments now keyzukelele has become my favorite word. Thank you.

  22. FleischBerg says:

    WAAAAY better than the original

  23. daveedee says:

    He should go out on an keyzukelelic tour with John Norum. And they said kids spend too much time playing video games…not sure which is worse, actually.

  24. Damotello says:

    This is the keyzukelele eruption, he, keyzukelele’s EVH, prepare for the onslaught people.

  25. asdf says:

    everyone, meet dream theater’s newest member!

  26. JM says:

    fuckin awesome, found this a few days ago and had it on my myspace, expected it to pop up here lol

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  28. mz.iina says:

    he suckz!

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