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		<title>By: mz.iina</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2008/10/22/the-very-definition-of-metal/#comment-169365</link>
		<dc:creator>mz.iina</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 13 Nov 2008 09:31:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>he suckz!</description>
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		<title>By: Videos October 19-25 at Highly Derivative</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2008/10/22/the-very-definition-of-metal/#comment-165648</link>
		<dc:creator>Videos October 19-25 at Highly Derivative</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 27 Oct 2008 03:06:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>[...] This kid did something amazing.      &#171; Miscellaneous October 12-18 [...]</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>[...] This kid did something amazing.      &laquo; Miscellaneous October 12-18 [...]</p>
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		<title>By: JM</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2008/10/22/the-very-definition-of-metal/#comment-165636</link>
		<dc:creator>JM</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 27 Oct 2008 02:00:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>fuckin awesome, found this a few days ago and had it on my myspace, expected it to pop up here lol</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>fuckin awesome, found this a few days ago and had it on my myspace, expected it to pop up here lol</p>
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		<title>By: asdf</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2008/10/22/the-very-definition-of-metal/#comment-165378</link>
		<dc:creator>asdf</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 25 Oct 2008 16:15:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>everyone, meet dream theater&#039;s newest member!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>everyone, meet dream theater&#8217;s newest member!</p>
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		<title>By: Damotello</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2008/10/22/the-very-definition-of-metal/#comment-164945</link>
		<dc:creator>Damotello</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 23 Oct 2008 17:09:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>This is the keyzukelele eruption, he, keyzukelele&#039;s EVH, prepare for the onslaught people.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This is the keyzukelele eruption, he, keyzukelele&#8217;s EVH, prepare for the onslaught people.</p>
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		<title>By: daveedee</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2008/10/22/the-very-definition-of-metal/#comment-164914</link>
		<dc:creator>daveedee</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 23 Oct 2008 15:50:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>He should go out on an keyzukelelic tour with John Norum. And they said kids spend too much time playing video games...not sure which is worse, actually.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>He should go out on an keyzukelelic tour with John Norum. And they said kids spend too much time playing video games&#8230;not sure which is worse, actually.</p>
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		<title>By: FleischBerg</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2008/10/22/the-very-definition-of-metal/#comment-164894</link>
		<dc:creator>FleischBerg</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 23 Oct 2008 14:51:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>WAAAAY better than the original</description>
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		<title>By: atomic horror</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2008/10/22/the-very-definition-of-metal/#comment-164754</link>
		<dc:creator>atomic horror</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 23 Oct 2008 07:22:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>the video was fucking rad, because of the comments now keyzukelele has become my favorite word.  Thank you.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>the video was fucking rad, because of the comments now keyzukelele has become my favorite word.  Thank you.</p>
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		<title>By: enemyofgod72</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2008/10/22/the-very-definition-of-metal/#comment-164694</link>
		<dc:creator>enemyofgod72</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 23 Oct 2008 04:23:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I didn&#039;t know this song could be done even gayer than the original but this kid smacked it out of the gayness ballpark. WOW</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I didn&#8217;t know this song could be done even gayer than the original but this kid smacked it out of the gayness ballpark. WOW</p>
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		<title>By: some guy</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2008/10/22/the-very-definition-of-metal/#comment-164666</link>
		<dc:creator>some guy</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 23 Oct 2008 03:03:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>No doubt this dude got laid because of this video.</description>
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		<title>By: Tyler</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2008/10/22/the-very-definition-of-metal/#comment-164637</link>
		<dc:creator>Tyler</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 23 Oct 2008 01:59:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>one word...metal.</description>
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		<title>By: AWB</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2008/10/22/the-very-definition-of-metal/#comment-164614</link>
		<dc:creator>AWB</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 23 Oct 2008 01:37:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>@ JTL

&quot;The inclusion of “folk” does not negate the metalness of anything.&quot;

I know, there are plenty of &#039;folk-metal&#039; bands out there, I listen to quite a few...I think I wasn&#039;t clear enough, I objected more to the &#039;polka&#039;-ish influence...And even that might not be clear enough so let me just say that the only thing (other than his singing) that I had a slight problem with was the &#039;Kazoo&#039; type &#039;blow-horn&#039; instrument he was using (the one in his mouth) the sound it produced doesn&#039;t seem to fit with Metal overall.

Don&#039;t get me wrong, &#039;Folk&#039; (particularly when it comes to the Guitar) seems to work quite well (as it is usually a variant of &#039;Classical-Guitar&#039; which is quite common in Metal) so long as we don&#039;t let it get too &#039;silly&#039;.

This is another reason why I typically like to keep &#039;blow-horn&#039; type instruments out of the picture (unless it&#039;s the occasional saxophone or flute used to subtly accent a metal song during the more &#039;quiet&#039; parts) when it comes to metal.

Bottom line, the original song Europe&#039;s 1986 song &quot;The Final Countdown&quot; was a decent glam-metal meets hard-rock variant of the time...This was a more like a polka rendition of the same song. Imagine a bunch of rappers covering Metallica songs...I know it&#039;s already happened but it&#039;s sort of the same thing here, a &#039;sub-genre&#039; jump (although with rap, it&#039;d be an entire genre jump).

I don&#039;t know if that makes sense but I think you get the idea here. Cool, but I don&#039;t see how this 3-minute video is &quot;THE VERY DEFINITION OF METAL&quot;. Stylistically I see a difference, but to go even further and define metal with this video is a bit of an exaggeration...NEVERTHELESS - I MUST ADMIT - IT&#039;S PRETTY AMAZING! Okay?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>@ JTL</p>
<p>&#8220;The inclusion of “folk” does not negate the metalness of anything.&#8221;</p>
<p>I know, there are plenty of &#8216;folk-metal&#8217; bands out there, I listen to quite a few&#8230;I think I wasn&#8217;t clear enough, I objected more to the &#8216;polka&#8217;-ish influence&#8230;And even that might not be clear enough so let me just say that the only thing (other than his singing) that I had a slight problem with was the &#8216;Kazoo&#8217; type &#8216;blow-horn&#8217; instrument he was using (the one in his mouth) the sound it produced doesn&#8217;t seem to fit with Metal overall.</p>
<p>Don&#8217;t get me wrong, &#8216;Folk&#8217; (particularly when it comes to the Guitar) seems to work quite well (as it is usually a variant of &#8216;Classical-Guitar&#8217; which is quite common in Metal) so long as we don&#8217;t let it get too &#8217;silly&#8217;.</p>
<p>This is another reason why I typically like to keep &#8216;blow-horn&#8217; type instruments out of the picture (unless it&#8217;s the occasional saxophone or flute used to subtly accent a metal song during the more &#8216;quiet&#8217; parts) when it comes to metal.</p>
<p>Bottom line, the original song Europe&#8217;s 1986 song &#8220;The Final Countdown&#8221; was a decent glam-metal meets hard-rock variant of the time&#8230;This was a more like a polka rendition of the same song. Imagine a bunch of rappers covering Metallica songs&#8230;I know it&#8217;s already happened but it&#8217;s sort of the same thing here, a &#8217;sub-genre&#8217; jump (although with rap, it&#8217;d be an entire genre jump).</p>
<p>I don&#8217;t know if that makes sense but I think you get the idea here. Cool, but I don&#8217;t see how this 3-minute video is &#8220;THE VERY DEFINITION OF METAL&#8221;. Stylistically I see a difference, but to go even further and define metal with this video is a bit of an exaggeration&#8230;NEVERTHELESS &#8211; I MUST ADMIT &#8211; IT&#8217;S PRETTY AMAZING! Okay?</p>
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		<title>By: Cam</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2008/10/22/the-very-definition-of-metal/#comment-164593</link>
		<dc:creator>Cam</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 23 Oct 2008 00:54:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I can&#039;t wait to play this on keyzukelele  hero</description>
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		<title>By: Jim</title>
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		<dc:creator>Jim</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Oct 2008 22:02:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>What would you even call that thing? A keyzukelele? And where would you get one?</description>
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		<title>By: JTL</title>
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		<dc:creator>JTL</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Oct 2008 21:38:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>That is 
(a) fucking metal
(b) fucking hilarious
(c) fucking awesome
(d) All of the above

Obviously, (d) is correct.

@ AWB The inclusion of &quot;folk&quot; does not negate the metalness of anything.  Please see Amorphis&#039; &quot;Elegy.&quot;

It&#039;s a guy doing what he thinks is awesome, which pretty much qualifies it as metal for me.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>That is<br />
(a) fucking metal<br />
(b) fucking hilarious<br />
(c) fucking awesome<br />
(d) All of the above</p>
<p>Obviously, (d) is correct.</p>
<p>@ AWB The inclusion of &#8220;folk&#8221; does not negate the metalness of anything.  Please see Amorphis&#8217; &#8220;Elegy.&#8221;</p>
<p>It&#8217;s a guy doing what he thinks is awesome, which pretty much qualifies it as metal for me.</p>
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		<title>By: ChuckNorrisIsGod</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2008/10/22/the-very-definition-of-metal/#comment-164442</link>
		<dc:creator>ChuckNorrisIsGod</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Oct 2008 20:53:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>They are Illusions Micheal!!!!</description>
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		<title>By: AWB</title>
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		<dc:creator>AWB</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Oct 2008 20:13:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Everything was great up until the point he began to sing. I&#039;m not saying he has a bad voice, but it looked totally mis-matched and in some way &#039;inappropriate&#039; given his face.

Still, a very unique instrument - but I&#039;m not sure how you could say it&#039;s Metal...I think it&#039;s more in the folk-polkish class, again, no demerit points on his ability, still pretty good.

I definitely like the original (&#039;Europe&#039;s official album version) more but this is even better because he&#039;s playing all of the necessary instruments at the same time.

So yeah, to reiterate what &quot;Byron. W&quot; said; I too think this guy deserves some kind of award. Not sure just how this is the &#039;definition of metal though&#039;.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Everything was great up until the point he began to sing. I&#8217;m not saying he has a bad voice, but it looked totally mis-matched and in some way &#8216;inappropriate&#8217; given his face.</p>
<p>Still, a very unique instrument &#8211; but I&#8217;m not sure how you could say it&#8217;s Metal&#8230;I think it&#8217;s more in the folk-polkish class, again, no demerit points on his ability, still pretty good.</p>
<p>I definitely like the original (&#8217;Europe&#8217;s official album version) more but this is even better because he&#8217;s playing all of the necessary instruments at the same time.</p>
<p>So yeah, to reiterate what &#8220;Byron. W&#8221; said; I too think this guy deserves some kind of award. Not sure just how this is the &#8216;definition of metal though&#8217;.</p>
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		<title>By: seveword</title>
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		<dc:creator>seveword</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Oct 2008 17:29:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>My Wednesday just got that much better. Words do not describe the awesomeness.</description>
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		<title>By: GabeTexas</title>
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		<dc:creator>GabeTexas</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Oct 2008 17:14:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>The best part, is that he has a strap on the guitaccordian thing.
Which makes me assume, he chills and jams with it constantly.
RULES!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The best part, is that he has a strap on the guitaccordian thing.<br />
Which makes me assume, he chills and jams with it constantly.<br />
RULES!</p>
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		<title>By: Fink</title>
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		<dc:creator>Fink</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Oct 2008 17:06:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>My girlfriend sent me a link to this recently. Her ringtone (and ringback tone) is &quot;The Final Countdown&quot;... Anyone else here fans of Arrested Development?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>My girlfriend sent me a link to this recently. Her ringtone (and ringback tone) is &#8220;The Final Countdown&#8221;&#8230; Anyone else here fans of Arrested Development?</p>
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