NEW BATTLELORE VIDEO REACHES NEW LEVELS OF RIDICULOSITY
Thursday, October 30th, 2008 at 12:36pm by Vince NeilsteinI love pagan metal precisely because it goes so over the top, flying directly in the face of anything that might be considered anywhere close to cool. Battlelore’s new video for “Third Immortal” goes beyond “over the top” to downright ridiculous and laughable, even for pagan metal. But even in their extreme dork-dom, you’ve gotta respect these Finns for following their muse — All of Battlelore’s lyrics concern J. R. R. Tolkien’s Middle-earth. THAT is metal.
-VN
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Good lord, that is hilarious. Still, I love Battlelore even if they are cheesy as fuck. The new album kicks ass, and Kaisa Jouki is a great singer. (OK, she’s hot, too.)
At least they don’t have the one guy dressed like an orc. (See this picture… his expression cracks my shit up: http://www.metalsymphonique.com/wallpapers/Battlelore8.jpg )
hell, this not metal. this is just gay!
dude found some good mushrooms in the forest
I love this band, The Last Alliance is my album of the year
Battlelore fuckin’ rocks.
That is all.
2 out of 7 of those people have seen a vagina.
Very cheesy, wtf guitar spins in pagen metal???