HAPPY FUCKING HALLOWEEN
Friday, October 31st, 2008 at 4:30pm by Axl Rosenberg
In case I haven’t made this clear before, I fucking hate Halloween. Why anyone over the age of ten feels the need to dress up, I don’t fucking know. Unless you’re a member of Slipknot. Or Alice Cooper. Or in a black metal band. Or a hair metal band. Or Gwar. Or Marilyn Manson. Or… aw, fuck it, never mind.
ANYWAY, our brahs over at Metal Injection have put together a very stylish collection of heavy metal pumpkins, including the above Eddie pumpkin and the below Metallica pumpkin. Why you’d choose to use St. Anger as the basis for your awesome pumpkin instead of something from the Pushead years or at the very least that snake from the Black Album, I don’t know. Still, I’m kind of impressed that someone made this.
For more photos of awesome metal pumpkins – including an Ozzy pumpkin, a Kiss pumpkin, a scary giant pumpkin devouring a terrified baby pumpkin, and, my personal favorite, a suicidal pumpkin (you have to see it – just trust me) – head over to Metal Injection.
-AR
I agree, halloween is freaking lame! Just stick on some Decapitated, grab a beer and tell any little twats that come knocking on your door to go search for ‘goatse’ on Google.
Sorry but even a blind person would recognize that the Metallica one was done with photoshop, it’s doesen’t even look a little bit real! And what about the Letters, they’re not attached to the pumpkin itself … :)
OK, I generally get tired of how often you guys link to MetalInjection, but that was pretty neat. Should I really be reading these guys, though? Worth a feed? Just so lazy these days….
Was the suicidal pumpkin the one that owed money to the mafia? My personal favorite was the joker pumpkin. OK, for the Halloween haters, you got like how for Halloween girls love being whore versions of any particular costume. Walking around the city last night must have noticed several cops, nurses, teachers, batgirls, wonderwomans, ghostbusters, etc, all being complete whores. It is quite magical if you ask me, but then once in awhile you get the girl who has no right wearing such a costume and the evening could possiibly be ruined. Then you take 3 Zanax’s and a silver bullet and things eventually work out just fine.
@Walker: Hear, hear! To Halloween, the single sluttiest holiday of the year.
The Metallica one has the letters literally floating,,,