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AMERICANS: BE PATRIOTIC. VOTE.

 Tuesday, November 4th, 2008 at 6:00am by

In all seriousness: no matter who you vote for, please make sure you vote today. If this isn’t an important election, I don’t know what is. If you don’t vote, you forfeit your right to bitch about the state of our nation later. And your employer is legally obligated to allow you time to go hit the polls, so you’re shit out of excuses. NOW GO VOTE.

Here’s Slash performing the national anthem. He’s half-British, but still…

-AR

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  • Anonymous

    What if I vote, and the guy I vote for wins, and then he fucks shit up? Do I still have the right to bitch?

    Or, what if I want to vote for a third party candidate but I don’t even bother going to the polls because I know they ain’t got a chance? Do I get to bitch then?

  • http://www.myspace.com/jay234t Brutal Jay

    Well, I have an excuse not to vote. I’m too young.

    And, I’d like to say what I think everyone is thinking…
    Slash is no Jimi.

  • Cory

    Well I voted for the first time (I’m 18, so I just made it). I feel like I actually did something.

  • DannE

    Done deal 6:46am.

  • http://www.metalinjection.net ryan

    i voted!

  • assholemcgee

    isnt it always a the most important election. this is just hype that THIS is the most important election. psssshwaw

  • crapmcpoopin

    I voted, but i know it doesn’t matter. There’s only two people to actually vote for, a douche and a turd sandwhich, to reference South Park. This is the problem with the politics of America… you have party loyalties instead of loyalty to the people. Not a single word out of John McCain’s or Barack Obama’s mouth sent me to the poll today. The fact that I am a student of history and political science made me feel some civic guilt for not voting last election, yet i remember that my vote would not have mattered then either. As long as the United States has two dominant parties, and the anachronistic body that is the Electoral College, we will cease to have any true control over the leader of our nation. Apathy in power is what the United States continues to have.

  • hegster

    i agree with crapmcpoopin completely and suggest he join the third party movement instead of not taking advantage of his right as an American to make a difference.

    also, you guys could of at least gotten the zakk wylde version. that shit was fuckin WEAK.

  • lern2swim

    So, Slash is half british? Must be his top half. The long hair is to hide the bad teeth :P

  • Sammy

    Slash probably should have removed the hat, just for the proper respect/etiquette.

  • d.o.g.o.b.g.y.n.

    I preserved my right to bitch. Too bad I’ll probably end up bitching about the guy I voted for.

  • Gravy

    I guess I can’t bitch anymore. Someone I voted for is a winner.