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GAAHL, PRE OUTING. THE VERY OPPOSITE OF PUPPIES.

 Tuesday, November 11th, 2008 at 3:00pm by

I am bat-shit obsessed with this Puppy Cam. I’ve literally had it open in a tab in my browser for days now (apparently 14,858 people do too) and I check it hourly. Currently two of the puppies are scrapping with each other. Earlier, momma came in and they all fed from her teets, and right after that we saw the legs of the man who must be the owner. Mostly they just lie there, sleeping, looking adorably cute.

ANYWAY, hows about we counteract the Puppy Cam with some metal? This is possibly one of the finest metal moments ever put to video. Ever.

First commenter to relate the stroking of the glass to the stroking of something else gets banned.

-VN

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  • http://noyokono.blogspot.com noyokono

    Well, one of the puppies is licking feverishly at the underside of another puppy right now, so I MAKE COMPARISON TO GAAHL!!!!

  • http://www.myspace.com/jay234t Brutal Jay

    I have this… On special edition DVD. I’m not only a metal fan, I’m a metal nerd. And I admit it. ANYWAY, the documentary is called Metal: A Headbanger’s Journey. If you haven’t already seen it, I suggest you do. Best documentary ever made.

  • Malacoda

    GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH SO OBSESSIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Yeah, everyone needs to see that documentary. Fantastic.

  • seveword

    GODDAMN YOU VINCE I WAS PLANNING ON GETTING SOMETHING DONE TODAY
    they’re so adorable

  • Retin

    I bet he strokes that wine glass like he strokes…

    …the fine linen and Kashmir he is using in his upcoming new new SONJA WU fashion line.

    *Score*

  • canea

    By far my favorite moment in that movie. I love the big pause, the drink of wine. Classic.

    Puppies are playing right now.

  • http://www.moshblog.me.uk Mosh

    Little fuckers are all asleep. Will someone poke them and make them do something?

  • vitruvianApe

    puppies are metal –

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=589qbANO7WY

    cept those, those are fucking adorable, im hooked

  • Kye

    “What would you say the driving force behind your new clothing line is”

    *paues* *drinks wine* “…Satin”

  • dthrasher

    Watching puppies twitch in their sleep is vastly more interesting than any work i have to do.

  • Sam

    Honestly…
    I like dogs but if you enjoy watching the puppy cam THAT much you probably have more in common with Gaahl than liking metal a lot.

  • o0Stacey0o

    1) Puppy cam has consumed me, thanks a fucking lot. 2) Sam Dunn the anthropologist that made A Headbangers Journey just came out with a new documentary last week called GLOBAL METAL. Go check it out. Both are a must own. And so are puppies….clearly…

  • ChuckNorrisIsGod

    I don’t know why but i cannot stop watching this goddamn puppy cam. They finally got back up and are playing again i am gonna watch some more.

  • The Mighty Fucking Quinn

    I opened the puppy cam link and they were all fast asleep and the stillness for a second made me think of them just laying there dead.I couldn’t help but laugh, as it’s ironic in a way.

    PS – No I don’t hate puppies.

  • http://www.conorschaefer.com/blog/ Conor

    Any self-respecting metalhead or anthropology buff has this on DVD, and I happen to be both. =P Sam Dunn is living the dream. I very much hope to see more from him in the future!

  • Slender

    Great Doc by the way. If you want to see more by Sam Dunn check out Global Metal. I haven’t seen it yet but i hear it’s great. Any way Gaahl is a god damn creep, Just keep burning thousand year old PEGAN churches. Wasn’t all of Gorgoroth in jail anyway?