GET FUSED UP AT WACKEN
Tuesday, November 11th, 2008 at 12:35pm by Vince Neilstein
So apparently Fuse has a new show called Excellent Adventure (sans Bill and Ted, sadly) in which the hosts explore different music around the world. While last week’s exploration of Germany’s famous Wacken Open Air Festival certainly wasn’t the first time this gargantuan metal fest has been covered in the mainstream media, such choice nuggets as these from “Nate’s Travelogue,” a recap of the episode on Fuse’s website, are worth the time out of your day for a good laugh:
“They told me how to party like a METAL HEAD (the name used to refer to people who listen to Metal music).”
“Then I watched a METAL band called “Three Inches of Blood”. They were so good that I felt the desire to jump in the middle of a HUGE mosh pit. For those of you who DON’T know what a mosh pit is; it is a circle of guys and girls crashing into each other, while jamming to the music! I had the greatest time. Big guys, small guys, small girls, AND BIG girls were all in the pit crashing and laughing.”
“Right then and there, I fell in love with the metal scene and realized I love it. If you’re thinking, “yeah, right, metal sucks.” All I have to say is, don’t knock it until you try it!”
We beg to differ, because metal most certainly does suck.
Watch the trailer below.
-VN
Fuck metal. I will slap your mother if you like metal.
Awesome, now all Fuse has to do is start playing music again
Wait…you guys think metal sucks?That’s what metal sucks means?Ohhhhhhhh, I get it.
I’m totally fucking around.Please don’t ban me.Hahahahaha
I can’t decide what my favorite part of this is.Him wearing the studded wristband, the text accompaniment, or the drunken lad with the W-W-II rant, even though he has it backwards.
WOWWWWWW, say Nate, whats a mosh pit? They do what in a moshpit?!?! That is effin’ CRAZY man! And to think I always thought a metal head was that dude in the James Bond flicks (LOLZ :D Daniel Craig roooolz)!! This metal thing sounds pretty cool Mr. Travelogue (thats not your real name is it???). And I’ll be sure to not knock it until I try it (like those Big girls in the mosh pit. Yeahhhh!!!)
i think that its racist of Vince to say the word “nugget” in regards to a to something about a black man.
I like Chelsea Handler’s idea that “nuggets” are midgets.
The best part is when they called him a pussy
Germans can drink beer like water. Except, unlike in America, their beer isn’t water.