Comments on: FUNNY PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST: WIN A WASHBURN GUITAR SIGNED BY MUDVAYNE!

By: Kit Brandner

Kit Brandner — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 17:27:41 +0000

“Gaahl stood me up again.”

By: Mark

Mark — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 08:08:54 +0000

Last thing I remember, I’m the KISS concert, and my buddy, Rooster says, “Drop this, Dude … it’s Snoopy Blodder!”, and now … what year is it, again?!

By: Jason

Jason — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 20:07:14 +0000

Chad unsatisfactorily drinks a diet coke, in hopes that he will widen his selection of spiked leather outfits

By: Crazy Eyes

Crazy Eyes — Wed, 14 Oct 2009 02:41:47 +0000

Dimmu Borgir is getting ready for a show at Starbucks.

By: ptunera

ptunera — Thu, 03 Sep 2009 06:16:29 +0000

will someone get that little girl away from him?!

By: Keith

Keith — Wed, 02 Sep 2009 23:31:53 +0000

“I knew the rest of of Virgin Slut Mother of Satan wouldn’t want to meet here for band practice.”

By: Brandon Jones

Brandon Jones — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 21:19:04 +0000

Hmmm….This Isnt The Hello Kitty Convention….

By: Jennifer

Jennifer — Sat, 22 Aug 2009 15:53:48 +0000

this is funny. love it.

By: Tony Venditto

Wed, 19 Aug 2009 02:39:40 +0000

“Dammit Mom! I hate when you drop me off early for a show!! This food court can’t handle my evilness. You fucking better pick me up on time! And bring me a goddam snack pack! (snack packs are so broootal)”

By: Steve the Stomp

Steve the Stomp — Mon, 17 Aug 2009 15:16:24 +0000

I feel pretty…oh so pretty…I feel pretty and witty and GAAAYYYY…
it’s a pitty…that everyone can’t feel like me todayyyyy….

By: Steve the Stomp

Steve the Stomp — Mon, 17 Aug 2009 15:14:09 +0000

Every time I eat one of those 2lb burritos, no body comes near me except little kids.

By: Steve the Stomp

Steve the Stomp — Mon, 17 Aug 2009 15:12:18 +0000

I swear, it’s my new cologne…

By: Steve the Stomp

Steve the Stomp — Mon, 17 Aug 2009 15:09:56 +0000

Me thinks me just shatt myself…

By: Kirwan

Kirwan — Sat, 01 Aug 2009 04:22:07 +0000

Every year at the same spot like a sick ritual, Colin would go and sit for hours remembering the time his parents abandoned him during a happy meal

By: nolavann

nolavann — Fri, 31 Jul 2009 22:51:49 +0000

maybe SOME level of conformity isnt such a BAD thing.. Ohhhhh if she only knew how ‘in love’ I am with that pink dress she’s wearing.. I’ve got to maintain composure but I just can’t let this magical moment pass me by.. I’ve simply got to convey my love for her.. FUCK!! I just sharted!! So much for felching with her..

By: Ryan

Ryan — Fri, 31 Jul 2009 02:54:16 +0000

Man, why is everyone staring at me when they should be staring at the chick with the pink dress?

By: systemsdown

systemsdown — Sat, 18 Jul 2009 02:25:51 +0000

The night Gaahl stood him up was the worst day of Tom’s life

By: chris

chris — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 21:03:17 +0000

Oh Yeah all the other mall goths were to meet at Mummytown mall today not the Sunshine shops. “DaNm”

By: chris

chris — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 20:58:47 +0000

Girl wheeps for her mommy and the make-up wearing bastard starts laughing and says to the little girl ” I only weighed 120 pounds when I sat down”

By: chris

chris — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 20:54:53 +0000

They told me we were gonna have the band meeting in honkeydorey mall this week where are they? Oh thats right I don’t have any talent to be in a band (voices in head start to speak “stay here and Sharon Osborne will pick you to be Ozzy’s new bandmate”)