A VIDEO OF A FAT KID SINGING ALONG TO DIMMU BORGIR
Tuesday, November 18th, 2008 at 4:00pm by Vince NeilsteinThis is why I love metal; we come in all shapes and sizes and just don’t give a fuck. This kid must have nuts the size of Texas.
-VN
[Thanks: J. Dolente]
November 18th, 2008 at 4:07 pm
hahahahahhahahahaha, that’s awesome in a completely pathetic way. I’m sorry, douche, but I don’t think your singing career is going to work out . ahahahahaha, nice try.
why would you post that shit on the internet? this kid must not know that mean, cynical people reside on said internet.
November 18th, 2008 at 4:13 pm
The eyes and the teeth really sell it for me hahahaha.
also the head banging.
November 18th, 2008 at 4:28 pm
Gotta love when these kids put up videos and spell shit wrong. “Progenies of the Grat Apocalypse”
Also - if you’re gonna post a video of your fat ass singing along to a song, you could at the very least know all the fuckin words. Jeeze
November 18th, 2008 at 4:41 pm
Watching this makes me glad that any tapes of me singing Poison songs in my footed pj’s are long lost and forgotten.
November 18th, 2008 at 5:13 pm
There is so much to make fun of in this video that I digress from whatever I was going to make fun of in the first place and instead would like to point out that this kid has the smallest pinkies on the fattest hands I’ve ever seen. Look for those beauties at around 1:10 in the video!
November 18th, 2008 at 5:30 pm
Little sausage fingers!
You ain’t gonna.. s-h-i-t right for - a month.
November 18th, 2008 at 6:34 pm
This is the video that will be On CNN after he shoots up the school because everyone keeps calling him a fatass.
November 18th, 2008 at 7:00 pm
Bob, you’re exactly right. We are watching a serial killer giving his “hello” to the world.
November 18th, 2008 at 7:50 pm
its oo bad this kid doesnt follow through with the screaming…i have a hunch he’d be ok at it…because he’s completely tone-deaf
November 18th, 2008 at 7:51 pm
The reason this masterpiece was made is because all his imaginary freinds told him it would be super cool and that the members of Dimmu Borgir would see it and obviously send a dark magical chariot pulled by dragons to take him away and save him from his meth/alchohol addicted parents.
November 18th, 2008 at 7:53 pm
This kid is super metal. We would have all done this when we were kids, if the Internet had been around…it’s just the new air guitar. METAL!!!!!
November 18th, 2008 at 8:16 pm
you guys made me laugh my balls off thanx
November 18th, 2008 at 8:21 pm
This made me fall off the chair laughing.
I’d hate the world too if I had a few too many triple cheeseburgers and zero singing ability.
Those eyes! Those eyes!
November 18th, 2008 at 9:21 pm
The chub does not enhance the br00tality.
November 18th, 2008 at 10:12 pm
He’s creeping me the fuck out. Those damn eyes, and that those monotone vocals. I wont be able to sleep tonite. Thanks a lot!!
November 18th, 2008 at 10:44 pm
fuckin’ cool, why not make him going to be a backing vocals of dimmu…ha ha ha
November 18th, 2008 at 10:51 pm
i feel kind of bad saying this… is he retarded?
November 18th, 2008 at 11:29 pm
I’m so glad I’m not a fat kid.
November 19th, 2008 at 12:15 am
balls the size of texas indeed..
November 19th, 2008 at 12:33 am
Since when was Dimmu Borgir metal?
November 19th, 2008 at 1:28 am
Normally I would make fun of this for it’s outstanding doughery but I’m not feeling particularly mean today. We’re all this kid. If you’ve ever totally jammed out in front of your computer or while driving down the road. We are all this douchstacular. Granted I wouldn’t film it and put it on the web to be ridiculed by everyone who sees it and justifiably so but come on. We’ve all done this.
November 19th, 2008 at 2:27 am
Go Tigers. \m/
November 19th, 2008 at 9:50 am
The horse trotting was the best! lol.
November 19th, 2008 at 10:54 am
Awesome, awesome, awesome! haha
November 19th, 2008 at 12:07 pm
this kid is totally a part of the nu-metal generation
November 19th, 2008 at 12:26 pm
Bob nailed it. Once this kid gets pegged for killing little Susie down the lane, this celluloid Cronenbergian masterpiece will be used as Exhibit A by the prosecution.
Of course, if he’s innocent he can start up his own band and call it The West Memphis Three-Hundred.
November 19th, 2008 at 3:08 pm
You’ve all done the sing-along but are too cool to admit it.
November 20th, 2008 at 1:34 am
@wata
Well, none of us look like a dead ringer for Bobby Hill. Nor do we post our videos on the internet.
November 21st, 2008 at 9:24 pm
Whispering the lyrics instead of shouting/screaming/growling. Ultra fucking WEAK!
November 21st, 2008 at 10:14 pm
Wow… Props for silent scream at 4:18
November 25th, 2008 at 2:30 pm
…. he shouldn’t shake his head, reminds me of a bulldog shaking off after getting out of the water. Where’s the screaming? The anger? Dimmu wouldn’t be pleased at all. Yeah, this kids nuts are the size of Texas, if he were to perform, people would throw hotdogs at him…
November 26th, 2008 at 10:32 am
HA!
00:02:00
FINGER CREASE!
BAHH HAGH HAHAGAHAGHHAAAGH!!
December 4th, 2008 at 3:01 am
Metal officially has its own numa-numa kid.