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A VIDEO OF A FAT KID SINGING ALONG TO DIMMU BORGIR

 Tuesday, November 18th, 2008 at 4:00pm by

This is why I love metal; we come in all shapes and sizes and just don’t give a fuck. This kid must have nuts the size of Texas.

-VN

[Thanks: J. Dolente]

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  • http://doosh cuntbag

    hahahahahhahahahaha, that’s awesome in a completely pathetic way. I’m sorry, douche, but I don’t think your singing career is going to work out . ahahahahaha, nice try.

    why would you post that shit on the internet? this kid must not know that mean, cynical people reside on said internet.

  • Nate

    The eyes and the teeth really sell it for me hahahaha.

    also the head banging.

  • Andrew

    Gotta love when these kids put up videos and spell shit wrong. “Progenies of the Grat Apocalypse”
    Also – if you’re gonna post a video of your fat ass singing along to a song, you could at the very least know all the fuckin words. Jeeze

  • Johnny Death

    Watching this makes me glad that any tapes of me singing Poison songs in my footed pj’s are long lost and forgotten.

  • palinaborted

    There is so much to make fun of in this video that I digress from whatever I was going to make fun of in the first place and instead would like to point out that this kid has the smallest pinkies on the fattest hands I’ve ever seen. Look for those beauties at around 1:10 in the video!

  • Jesse

    Little sausage fingers!

    You ain’t gonna.. s-h-i-t right for – a month.

  • Bob

    This is the video that will be On CNN after he shoots up the school because everyone keeps calling him a fatass.

  • Matt

    Bob, you’re exactly right. We are watching a serial killer giving his “hello” to the world.

  • shreddies

    its oo bad this kid doesnt follow through with the screaming…i have a hunch he’d be ok at it…because he’s completely tone-deaf

  • Gordon Bombay

    The reason this masterpiece was made is because all his imaginary freinds told him it would be super cool and that the members of Dimmu Borgir would see it and obviously send a dark magical chariot pulled by dragons to take him away and save him from his meth/alchohol addicted parents.

  • groovyghoul

    This kid is super metal. We would have all done this when we were kids, if the Internet had been around…it’s just the new air guitar. METAL!!!!!

  • myke

    you guys made me laugh my balls off thanx

  • http://myspace.com/RicanZombie Andres

    This made me fall off the chair laughing.

    I’d hate the world too if I had a few too many triple cheeseburgers and zero singing ability.

    Those eyes! Those eyes!

  • DannE

    The chub does not enhance the br00tality.

  • http://www.hornshigh.com Horns High

    He’s creeping me the fuck out. Those damn eyes, and that those monotone vocals. I wont be able to sleep tonite. Thanks a lot!!

  • Dhani only

    fuckin’ cool, why not make him going to be a backing vocals of dimmu…ha ha ha

  • cpo

    i feel kind of bad saying this… is he retarded?

  • seveword

    I’m so glad I’m not a fat kid.

  • chris

    balls the size of texas indeed..

  • Ross

    Since when was Dimmu Borgir metal?

  • http://www.myspace.com/bminekime enemyofgod72

    Normally I would make fun of this for it’s outstanding doughery but I’m not feeling particularly mean today. We’re all this kid. If you’ve ever totally jammed out in front of your computer or while driving down the road. We are all this douchstacular. Granted I wouldn’t film it and put it on the web to be ridiculed by everyone who sees it and justifiably so but come on. We’ve all done this.

  • http://www.conorschaefer.com/blog/ Conor

    Go Tigers. \m/

  • Will

    The horse trotting was the best! lol.

  • Gravy

    Awesome, awesome, awesome! haha

  • http://myspace.com/biosyn teaches of peaches

    this kid is totally a part of the nu-metal generation

  • http://www.coreymitchell.com Corey Mitchell

    Bob nailed it. Once this kid gets pegged for killing little Susie down the lane, this celluloid Cronenbergian masterpiece will be used as Exhibit A by the prosecution.

    Of course, if he’s innocent he can start up his own band and call it The West Memphis Three-Hundred.

  • Wata

    You’ve all done the sing-along but are too cool to admit it.

  • T-Money

    @wata

    Well, none of us look like a dead ringer for Bobby Hill. Nor do we post our videos on the internet.

  • Joe A.

    Whispering the lyrics instead of shouting/screaming/growling. Ultra fucking WEAK!

  • Kjøttøks

    Wow… Props for silent scream at 4:18

  • http://www.myspace.com/d347h2 D347H

    …. he shouldn’t shake his head, reminds me of a bulldog shaking off after getting out of the water. Where’s the screaming? The anger? Dimmu wouldn’t be pleased at all. Yeah, this kids nuts are the size of Texas, if he were to perform, people would throw hotdogs at him…

  • LoveGun

    HA!

    00:02:00

    FINGER CREASE!

    BAHH HAGH HAHAGAHAGHHAAAGH!!

  • Cinemetal

    Metal officially has its own numa-numa kid.