Comments on: CRACKED.COM INCLUDES CANNIBAL CORPSE, THE SCORPIONS AND GUNS N’ ROSES AMONGST ITS “15 WORST ALBUM COVERS OF ALL TIME”

By: Mr_izan

Mr_izan — Fri, 21 Nov 2008 09:16:24 +0000

P.s. i think tombs album cover is one of the 15 best (not a big C.C. fan, either)

By: Mr_izan

Mr_izan — Fri, 21 Nov 2008 09:12:36 +0000

hahaha i already commented on this on cracked…
if you’re bored enough, check the comments under the same name on that post

By: steve

steve — Fri, 21 Nov 2008 00:17:39 +0000

also, cracked.com suck really big dick

paying out mott the hoople on having a bad name

and saying that w.a.s.p. put the dots for no reason and THEN, the only explanation is ‘we aint sure pal’ . we are sexual perverts? white anglo saxon protestants

can we flame them somehow?

By: steve

steve — Fri, 21 Nov 2008 00:03:57 +0000

hahaha, cannibal corpse and gospel choir… haha

By: Iron Mayden

Iron Mayden — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 23:49:44 +0000

“Maiden’s Dance of Death cover should have topped that list.”‘

yeah that cover was lame as shit. No only was it not up to Iron Maiden standards, it looked like some shit CG from 1998. Awful art, Good album though.

Is it wrong that I find Cannibal Corpse Album covers absolutely hilarious? They are so digusting and vulgar it makes me laugh my ass off. Butchered at Birth is my favorite.

By: JTL

JTL — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 21:25:47 +0000

1. Tomb’s cover is great. Eat a bag of dicks, Cracked.
2. If they were going for offensive, they obviously didn’t do their research. Where is XXX Maniak’s Harvesting the Cunt Nectar? Or, anything from Anal Cunt?

By: hells cowgirl

hells cowgirl — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 21:16:44 +0000

Tomb is one of my favorite covers of all time. The fact that other people think it is awful just reinforces that I am right. My vote would have been Sepultura Schizophrenia.

By: dont panic

dont panic — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 21:10:38 +0000

Maiden’s Dance of Death cover should have topped that list.

By: seveword

seveword — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 18:05:37 +0000

“Cannibal Corpse: Praise be to Jesus and 14 other Hymns! Yours for only $14.99! Featuring guest appearances from the Chicago based Our Lady of Divine Peace gospel troupe, and others!”

By: Censored Metal

Censored Metal — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 16:33:34 +0000

You know what cracks me up about this album cover is that even with the obvious gore of corpses in a sexual situation on the front…they still had to put the parental advisory on it as if a parent is going to look at this album and expect to find children’s gospel music on it.

By: Bermuda Jay

Bermuda Jay — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 15:55:46 +0000

While I’m sure there is a great corpse on corpse hardcore action cover to be designed, that ain’t it.

By: la verga de dios

la verga de dios — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 15:46:19 +0000

That´s bullshit, the worst covers according to what? the art? theme? style? the inclusion of Virgin Killer is a kind of hypocritical politically correct statement… (a nude minor is in the cover oh, bad, bad scorpions…please) and the original GNR art from Appetite is crazy but awesome… fuck you cracked!

By: Johnny Death

Johnny Death — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 15:26:20 +0000

Tomb of the mutilated is one of my favorite album covers ever. My question is, could it really be “corpse cunnilingus” if the vag is cut off with a knife through it?