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VINCE NEIL TO MAKE THE LONG-AWAITED NEW SOLO ALBUM NO ONE IS WAITING FOR

 Thursday, November 20th, 2008 at 3:21pm by

DUDE. Okay, seriously. What the fuck is going on this week? First Tommy Lee announces he’s reforming Methods of Mayhem, and now Vince Neil has announced he’s making another solo album (And, no, Steve Stevens won’t be on it – I checked.). What’s next? Is Nikki Sixx gonna make another Sixx A.M. album?

Wait – WHAT?!

Well fuck fuckity fuck fuck fuck. It’s enough to make you want Motley Crue to keep touring.

-AR

P.S. Okay, but seriously, I’d love to see a Mick Mars side project called Mars Attacks!, and I’d love for its debut album to be entitled Creepy Human Statue. I’d give that album an automatic five out five horns.

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  • J cantrell

    WHEN DID RON JEREMY DYE HIS HAIR BLONDE!!! NO SERIOUSLY KUDOS TO THE MICK MARRS ZING THAT WAS AWESOME I’D BUY THAT RECORD… FOR A DOLLAR!!!

  • palinaborted

    Anyone notice the resemblance between Vince Neil and Dr. Rockso the Rock N’ Roll clown, of Metalocalypse fame?

  • Jenna

    Dude. I’d buy that Mick Mars album. Vince Neil kinda reminds me of a scruffy dog these days. I guess he can do a “Can’t Have Your Cake and Eat It Too” remix?

  • cornblood

    yeah, Mick Mars is awesome.

  • http://censoredmetal.com Censored Metal

    Yeah, sadly Creepy Human Statue would probably be better than all the rest.

  • Mike

    I’d actually like to see another Sixx AM album. A lot

  • Iron Mayden

    Funny how Mick Mars is the most talented guy in the band, but the only guy without a side project. coincidence? I think not.

  • Eye of Newt

    Vince Neilstein should have posted this one. I mean, come on.

  • Eye of Newt

    @palinaborted – Good call.

  • http://www.myspace.com/bminekime enemyofgod72

    1. This would be Vince’s second solo album? I’m soooo disappointed I missed the first.
    2. I thought Vince ate Mick. My bad he just looks like he did.
    My only hope for this is that Vince goes on tour with Methods and there is a not so tragic bus “accident”.

  • Johnny Death

    Enemyofgod – Just remember, you can hope for that to happen, just don’t make up a flyer to take bets on when that day will happen. And definetly don’t write a note saying “lets hope someone wins” on it.

  • Hoggillbot

    This will be Vince’s 3rd solo album.

  • olisykes

    dude seriously, vince neil doing anything out motley crue is like the worst, considering that as much as i love motley crue the truth of the matter is that with age vince neil has lost all the talent he once had. He’s seriously like a washed up old rocker who needs to like hang his vocals chords up on the door and peace out of the music business.

  • http://www.myspace.com/bminekime enemyofgod72

    @Johnny Death — thanx for the advice but I’m still putting this on my Xmas wish list

    @olisykes — I think I made the same comment in ’83 — he never had any talent. Sorry the 80s hair band fad was never for me and lasted way too long.

  • Skip

    This seems to be a basher site…..must be deticated to the sloppy remains of Kurt Cobain.
    I Fuckin hate Vince Haters. They are a bunch of obvious pole smokers………………You jackass’s let Rap take over and made white girls worship them.
    Hope you DIE!!