FUNNY PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST: WIN SOME GOODIES FROM THE HAUNTED
Friday, November 21st, 2008 at 4:46pm by MetalSucks
You guys either reeeeeallly love Mudvayne or you’re a bunch of cheap fucks who want a free guitar; or both. Either way, last week’s photo caption contest was our most popular ever, with 500+ entries and counting. But only one of you will receive the coveted Washburn guitar signed by the members of Mudvayne, and that person is:
David Duran: “How come no one ever comes to my tea parties?”
Congrats, David! This week we’ve got some yet-to-be-determined goodies from The Haunted two prize packages to give away — each containing both a CD and Vinyl copy of the Haunted’s latest, Versus — to the clever chaps who can come up with the funniest captions to the below photo. Good luck!
So this is what he’s been doing since 93.
Looks like we’ll be waiting another 15 years before “Australian Democracy” hits stores
\m/ METAL UP YOUR DOWN UNDER \m/
Skippy the kangarro, just like every other self respecting metalhead, was not going to eat out of Axl’s hand and buy Chinese Democracy.
millions of people are hoping this kangaroo will bite the hand that feed….
The transformation into rock and roll’s version of Michael Jackson is complete!
Welcome to the Safari
you’re in the safari baby, you’re gonna die!!
And so began the writing of Australian Democracy
Axl’s search for lead guitarists and producers continues…
Tragically the Kangaroo failed to notice the Tiger hiding under Mr Roses’ hoodie.
‘get yerself a KFC bucket, and we can talk…’
Completly irrelevant..
but ive actually been to that place…
Unsatisfied by sub-par performances from his cadre of studio musicians, Axl hits the road to audition new members for his touring band.
“Ah, what a fine looking creature, but LOOK AT MY JACKET TIGER! It’s so much better, it’s like me, a ginger hated by the world, that and I BE FIERCE…”
Yeah, not the best, but there were too many “new guitarist” ones XD
Axl Rose continues to prove that he’s a gigantic faggot.
I swear! “Chinese Democracy” is right here in my hand! You don’t see it?
At the end of contract negotiations, newly re-named “Klash” is still in shock after finding out Axl really expects him to wear a black top hat, strap on a sunburst Les Paul studio, drink Black Death Vodka and smoke mass amounts of Marlboro’s on the upcoming tour.
“and don’t forget to put your smoke between the headstock and strings while your playing!” say’s Axl while walking away.
“David Duran: “How come no one ever comes to my tea parties?””
What?! That was the winning entry? There were at least 10 others that made me actually, physically laugh. A few:
-Excerpt from the new children’s book, ‘WHERE’S GAAHLDO?”
-Blind dating in Norway can be so hard.
-Lars Ümlaüt finally felt he had hit rock bottom after being forced to play Limp Bizkit’s comeback album in Guitar Hero V, The Return of Rap Metal.
-Only a nonconformist like me would come to the mall alone
-“Black metal enthusiast takes novel approach to loneliness by chaining himself to a chair in a cafeteria and going on a Friendless Strike”
Anyone else have a gripe?
Rare photo of Axl Rose and guitarist “Bucketpouch,” one of the 77,000 guitarists hired to play on “Chinese Democracy.”
Sorry dropdeadfred: I posted my caption before I say your post.
“Well, Mum, Dad……..this is my new wife, Samantha. Sorry about not inviting you to the wedding, but we knew how you would react and I know you can never understand but we love each other”
“Stop looking at me like that……”
*runs off out of the room crying
“Australian Bestiality”
“This picture just looks too artsy; there’s something about it.”
Sorry, but I clearly thought “Where’s Gaahldo?” would have won the last one.
get ready for…
Australian Socialism!
*BZZZZZZZZZT*
Haha I got you good you stupid fucking Kangaroo!
Axl is still trying to replace Slash.
@DB – yea, holy shit, the winning caption was fuckin weak.
Axl Rose caught the first flight to Sydney once he heard about their snowy wonderland-like climate. He was a little disappointed to see that, contrary to popular belief, Australia hasn’t seen a flake of snow since the ice age. He was however very excited to discover that Sydney is the home of the world’s only palm reading kangaroo. The kangaroo was overheard saying “Months from now, a picture of us will appear on Metalsucks.net’s funny photo caption contest. It will be there that a bunch of people will make remarks about you trying to replace Slash, and it will never be funny.”
After all these years, Guns n Roses still plays to sold out venues… of course, now, the venue is Stew’s Petting Zoo located in Salt Lake City. And “sold out” means Axl pays to be alone with the animals.
The real culprit of the first “Chinese Democracy” leaks.
Kangaroo Jack, meet Kangaroo Jackass.
Bullshit. Where’s Gaahldo should be the winner. I say this contest was fucking rigged
when Axl arrived 4 hours late for his trip to the zoo, it was the least he could do
im with Keith Al-Shareef. that quote is fuckin stupid and i saw a lot of other funnier ones. out of 500 responses axl and vince chose that. i egg-pected more from them and i just added protein to your day.
grooming Bumblefoot’s replacement already
thinking of possible presents to get slash for a possible kiss and make up: a top hat made of kangaroo fur
once being the t#1 rock and roll act in the u.s axl tries unsuccesfully to make a comback he decides to meet and greet with the only remaining groupie around affter the set he then asks if I hold your hand and sing softly in your ear will you come back stage and make all the nightmares go away
Axl Rose travels far and wide to find the last remaining fan of GnR…
@jordan:
Sorry dude, just read it after i hit post
“Axl woud’nt do this photo session until he ate his stake dinner….Dick”
“Yes, my friend. I will not let you be caged nor eaten. Despite your being a more environmentally friendly alternative to your standard meats, I will let you live. Soon, I will grant you your Marsupial Democracy. You see, you too are my child. I am Axl Rose, artist, genius, savior to all, man or beast. Come with me, Joey. Let us hop to Best Buy…”
It was pretty slim pickings for finding Crocodile Hunter Bill Irwin’s replacement.
An Australian fan got a leaked copy of Chinese Democracy. Upon throwing it out the window for being terrible it was picked up by this Kangaroo, who is now facing lawsuit by Axl Rose.
after working with the likes of buckethead, axl is willing to let any bi-ped tour with him.
Down low….. too slow!
The Giraffes apparently aren’t brutal enough punching each other in the stomach.
My caption = Fail.
“Oh sweet Rosco, you were always there for me. YOU never gave up hope…”
“The founding member of Guns ‘n’ Roses on holiday in Australia. Oh, and Axl Rose.”
Wait, you’re not American! Gimme my Doctor Pepper back biatch!
“Yays! I has a friend”
Notice the kangaroo appears to be rubbing his arm/hold it…..
He is like “Stay with me..”
Axl’s new hip-hop side project – Guns N Pouches.
That kangaroo is just waiting for the perfect time for a nut-slap.
“You know where you are, you’re at a petting zoo, baby… “
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the head of the Chinese Democracy add campaign. Yupp, this is the mastermind behind the genius Dr. Pepper give away.
Local Wildlife Helps Rock Star Find Remaining Talent
It took 17 years and 23 million dollars but axl had taught a marsupial to record, mix, and master an album. In recent interviews axl said that he and the kangaroo will be vacationing in disneyland to celebrate…
Here we see a tiger stalking its unnatural prey across the plains of a has-been rock star’s lack of fashion sense. Use Your Illusion indeed!
Two things I wont be doing this weekend:Buying Chinese Democracy or seeing the new film Austraila.
Boxing match between Axl and a kangaroo was the real inspiration for the song Get In The Ring.
Let’s see what he will do when I put this peanut butter on my nuts.
Axl gets ready to rip the arm off of yet another kangaroo.
Coming Soon to Animal Planet! Axl Rose guests stars as “The Wallaby Whisperer!”
“I said do you speak-a my language? He just smiled and gave a vegemite sandwich!”
promo photo for Rose’s new side project, kangaroo decapitation.
At least someone likes chinese democracy
Now inspired by Austrailian Wildlife, Axl writes a new song called “Welcome to the Down Under.”
this is one fan that wont be enjoying a free doctor pepper
Axl teaches a kangaroo to point and laugh at the fat kid sitting in the background.
Like G.W Axl likes to spread the word of democracy to foreign nations
Axl finds his new hiding spot. Disappointed with mucous inside and sues. Film at 11.
There, I took a picture with the goddamn kangaroo, you happy? Can I go back to being a douchebag now?
Axl meeting the voters on his chinese democracy campaign
Remember Roo, he will be wearing a top hat…….and make it look like an accident.
Why does everyone call me Axl? I would rather people mistake me for Anders, at least he made a good album once.
The New music video for the song off Chinese Democracy, “Madagascar”. Will feature Axle Rose and Kangaroo Jack hopping through miles of beach, then they will find a small hut, and ultimately end up with some hot Axle on Kangaroo action.
” BREAKING NEWS, Axl finally makes a deal with someone who has agreed to put out Chinese Democracy “
Finally Axl Rose found a someone that would believed him that Chinese Democracy was going to be released in 2008.
With the departure of Buckethead, Axl took the opportunity to add Bumblefoot’s brother, Hoppalong, to the G ‘n R line up.
“Yeah man, I’m really sorry about what Pete Dolving said about you and your country…yeah, I’m trying to make up for a lot of shit to everyone. So like, where is all this snow anyways?”
say hello to my little friend…
This has nothing to do with this photo caption contest…just surprised that nobody here is bitching about how the caption that won the guitar for the last photo was not even a fuckin thread on the sock of to chickens funny… it was the worste goddamn “funny photo cation” in history. I call shenanigans! SHENANIGANS I SAY!!!!!
….and yeh I realize I had a few grammatical errors, so what….. your balls are busted anyhow…not mine.
but I do have a caption for the current photo…….. if it weren’t for axl playing mediator, the kangaroo would certainly be tiger shit.
Welcome to the Outback baby. Wanna feel my, my serpentine?
Is this what Axl had in mind when he originally wrote Welcome to the Jungle?
Welcome to Down Under, We’ve got Kangaroos!
After 21 years still trying to Learn to live like an animal…
That new shit from Roos N’ Roses is off the hook!
The Truth is revealed finally! Axl reveals what really made the moaning noises used in the recording of Rocket Queen! He says the the “pouch” was the secret weapon!
“The dingo ate my studio band TWICE”.
“Axl seen right before the dreaded Kangaroo Punch as ordered by the marketing directors @ Dr. Pepper for calling their bluff.”
“Do not call it a come back! Steve Erwin has nothing on me bitches!!!!”
“…where the grass is green, and the ‘roos are friendly…”
Now hes trying to create Australian Democracy!
“Her pouch reminds me of a warm safe place, where as a child I lie-ee-iked”
“Now boys and girls there are 2 big pussies in this picture. Can you find them?”
hand in hand, Axle and the love of his life posed for the press.
I could bounce twice as high if i had a bouncy castle
With the financial disaster of the Chinese Democracy all his own, Axl resorted to begging for spare change from the locals.
i thought that australia was the home of beautiful babes? those are two of the ugliest bitches i’ve ever seen.probably lesbians!!!
“Ladies And Gentlemen….Meet The New GnR Guitar Player….Kangaroo Jack!”
During the course of working on chinese democracy, Axl would get frustrated and wander outside to his Kangaroo sanctuary to relieve some stress
“And this little fella’s gonna be printed on my right sleeve!”
Haircut: $15
Classy Jacket: $32.50
New Sex Mate: $50/night
Failing to Promote New Album: Worthless
See this line, it means your next album is going to suck.
trying to make up for chinese democracy axl makes peace with the australian prime minister