Comments on: FUNNY PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST: WIN SOME GOODIES FROM THE HAUNTED

By: kft

kft — Tue, 14 Apr 2009 16:34:00 +0000

trying to make up for chinese democracy axl makes peace with the australian prime minister

By: Baarzarul

Baarzarul — Sun, 21 Dec 2008 01:54:05 +0000

See this line, it means your next album is going to suck.

By: AB

AB — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 02:29:04 +0000

Haircut: $15
Classy Jacket: $32.50
New Sex Mate: $50/night
Failing to Promote New Album: Worthless

By: Frank

Frank — Sun, 30 Nov 2008 00:25:43 +0000

“And this little fella’s gonna be printed on my right sleeve!”

By: ian baker

ian baker — Sat, 29 Nov 2008 05:54:09 +0000

During the course of working on chinese democracy, Axl would get frustrated and wander outside to his Kangaroo sanctuary to relieve some stress

By: Josh Smith

Josh Smith — Fri, 28 Nov 2008 23:10:35 +0000

“Ladies And Gentlemen….Meet The New GnR Guitar Player….Kangaroo Jack!”

By: robert barry

robert barry — Fri, 28 Nov 2008 18:44:06 +0000

i thought that australia was the home of beautiful babes? those are two of the ugliest bitches i’ve ever seen.probably lesbians!!!

By: Animal56

Animal56 — Fri, 28 Nov 2008 05:12:34 +0000

With the financial disaster of the Chinese Democracy all his own, Axl resorted to begging for spare change from the locals.

By: Albert

Albert — Thu, 27 Nov 2008 18:01:08 +0000

I could bounce twice as high if i had a bouncy castle

By: Jcob Z

Jcob Z — Wed, 26 Nov 2008 23:18:59 +0000

hand in hand, Axle and the love of his life posed for the press.

By: Follow4now

Follow4now — Wed, 26 Nov 2008 21:55:07 +0000

“Now boys and girls there are 2 big pussies in this picture. Can you find them?”

By: Austin Millbarge

Austin Millbarge — Wed, 26 Nov 2008 17:22:12 +0000

“Her pouch reminds me of a warm safe place, where as a child I lie-ee-iked”

By: umentum09

umentum09 — Wed, 26 Nov 2008 17:17:55 +0000

Now hes trying to create Australian Democracy!

By: Dorian

Dorian — Tue, 25 Nov 2008 22:58:04 +0000

“…where the grass is green, and the ‘roos are friendly…”

By: Follow4now

Follow4now — Tue, 25 Nov 2008 04:39:46 +0000

“Do not call it a come back! Steve Erwin has nothing on me bitches!!!!”

By: Follow4now

Follow4now — Tue, 25 Nov 2008 04:31:55 +0000

“The dingo ate my studio band TWICE”.

“Axl seen right before the dreaded Kangaroo Punch as ordered by the marketing directors @ Dr. Pepper for calling their bluff.”

By: Lonny Poonty

Lonny Poonty — Tue, 25 Nov 2008 02:48:38 +0000

The Truth is revealed finally! Axl reveals what really made the moaning noises used in the recording of Rocket Queen! He says the the “pouch” was the secret weapon!

By: ClosetMetalHead

ClosetMetalHead — Mon, 24 Nov 2008 20:37:38 +0000

That new shit from Roos N’ Roses is off the hook!

By: Mr.Brownstone

Mr.Brownstone — Mon, 24 Nov 2008 20:09:46 +0000

After 21 years still trying to Learn to live like an animal…

By: wayniac

wayniac — Mon, 24 Nov 2008 14:50:29 +0000

Welcome to Down Under, We’ve got Kangaroos!