IF LIKING NAPALM DEATH MAKES ME A THIN SKINNED PUSSY, THEN A THIN SKINNED PUSSY AM I

Monday, November 24th, 2008 at 11:08am by

The last time I wrote about Napalm Death’s forthcoming album, Time Waits for No Slave, someone known only as “Jimmy” left the following comment: “Fuck you thin skinned pussies who like this shit.” I found the comment simply fascinating and thought about it for several days after it was posted, and not just because Jimmy had the good sense to properly spell the plural of “pussy” (As opposed to the Disturbed fans who come around here and insist on spelling it “pussys.”). No, my real interest in Jimmy’s declaration is this: why does liking Napalm Death make one thin skinned? Are Napalm fans especially prone to being overly sensitive? Or did Jimmy not mean “thin skinned” in the metaphorical sense with which we usually use it in modern English speaking society – e.g., that people who like Napalm Death quite literally have a thinner layer of skin than most people? And if that’s how Jimmy meant it, what scientific study was he basing this assertion on? These are truly questions for the ages.

ANYWAY, Napalm Death performed two new songs, “Diktat” and “On the Brink of Extinction,” at the UK’s Damnation Festival this past weekend, and, this being 2008 n’ all, a fan was able to a capture the performance on video. Of course the audio quality isn’t so hot, but after an initial listen, I think these songs sound pretty sweet. My fellow thin skinned pussies, I look forward to reading your thoughts in our comments section below.

-AR

[via Blabbermouth]

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  • Chimp-O-Neg

    I love Napalm Death, and it’s true that this causes me to have impossibly thin skin. There, I said it. I’m constantly accidentally cutting myself on everything and anything. If I graze my knee – its a trip the hospital. If I so much stretch out an arm mid yawn – the skin in my armpit suddenly ruptures and I’m leaking blood all over the place. It’s a pretty debilitating condition as you can imagine. I’m just glad it’s getting the press it deserves now.

  • amy

    dude it’s monday. please refrain from combining the words “skinned” and “pussy” in all caps.

  • Fink

    Maybe he’s British; there’s all sorts of language differences between American and British English. Just ask a Brit what it means when someone’s fanny gets wet.

  • Jimmy

    you thin skinned pussies.

  • Damotello

    @ Fink

    It means the same thing, though I’d imagine he’s American as pussy isn’t very commonly used in England, in any sense of the word :P

  • Gossamer Axe

    Seems that people are way more passionate about the bands they hate, than the ones they like. Which, in turn, makes me wonder if people that leave comments like that really like the bands they listen to, or they only listen to what they (and their friends) consider cool enough.

    In reality, no band factually sucks. It’s the listeners personal opinion as to what bands they like. Napalm Death has been around a while, could it be because they have fans? At minimum, enough fans to keep producing albums and touring. There is no right or wrong in music, but there is such a thing as a tin ear.

  • Fink

    @Damotello: I figured as much. I just wanted an excuse to talk about wet fannies. I’ve had some British friends who got a real kick out of the American usage.

  • Jimmy

    Fuck you up there trying to use my name you fuckin Daddy jerker. This is Jimmy Mills, the guy who posted the last one. Yea, Napalm Death is for thin skinned pussies. Why do I say that? Cause their just a fuckin shitty attempt at Grindcore and you’ll only listen to em’ if your a thin skinned pussy who doesn’t know any better. Start covering some real Metal and Grind and get this bullshit off your website you fuckin ball gobbling faggots

  • Jesse

    Sounds like Jimmy has daddy issues.

    /what the deuce?

  • Cisco

    I thought Napalm Death were one of the forefathers of grind?

    I dunno, anyway, and Jimmy your use of the word ‘their’ should have been spelled ‘they’re’, I mean since you spelled ‘pussies’ properly, just thought you should know.

  • JTL

    @Fink: Briton: Can I have a fag?
    Me: [blank stare]
    Briton: A fag?
    Me: What the fuck?
    Briton: A cigarette. May I have one?
    Me: Oh. Yeah.

    @Jimmy : What, pray tell, is “real Metal and Grind?” I’m pretty sure I know a bit about both, and, yup, I still like Napalm Death. A LOT.

  • JTL

    Also, Napalm Death played three new songs last night, and they all whipped ass.

  • seveword

    GOOD SHTUFF. VEDDDY GOOD SHTUFF>

  • dthrasher

    Jimmy is like a caricature of a guy that you would hire to insult other people for you.

  • some guy

    Without Napalm Death’s album “Scum,” grindcore probably wouldn’t exist. I can understand not liking Napalm because of a dislike for grindcore in general, it’s definitely an acquired taste, but calling them a “fuckin shitty attempt at Grindcore” is beyond laughable.

  • Jimmy

    Siege started what would become Grindcore. Napalm Death just copied them. Fear Of God, Carcass, that’s real Grind. Napalm Death is just a bunch of old fuckers making noise.

  • Jimmy

    BUT, I actually made the “thin skinned pussies” post just to see if I could make it onto the front page of MetalSucks, and, because I yet again outsmarted the dim witted fools here, I succeeded. So Axl, Vince, jokes on you =]

  • myke

    napalm death destroys!!!! the last 2 album were great!!!!!

  • some guy

    Maybe Napalm Death isn’t the band that started it all, but completely dismissing their importance to the genre is ludicrous. You don’t have to like them, but they are, in fact, “real grind.”

    At least Napalm Death didn’t sell out like Carcass and start recording melodic death metal albums.

  • some guy

    Actually Siege was a hardcore punk band that inspired Napalm Death’s sound.

    Here’s a quote from Shane Embury of Napalm Death:

    “As far as how this whole sound got started, we were really into Celtic Frost, Siege – which is a hardcore band from Boston – a lot of hardcore and death-metal bands, and some industrial-noise bands like the early Swans. So, we just created a mesh of all those things. It’s just everything going at a hundred miles per hour, basically”

  • Tyler

    Thanks Napalm Death! Now I feel like raping little kids with boner you just gave me! GEEZ!

    ANYWAYS, His voice sounds possesed because of the crappy sound quality with is pretty freakin’ awesome! I love Diktat and can’t wait to get the new album!.

  • http://countshockula.blogspot.com ezra

    Can’t leave Deep Wound outta the “which punk band was grind before there was a grind list”!
    Also from Mass. Massholes unite!

  • Rui

    A thin skinned pussy is the best think you can have. It’s smoother, lubricates better, and is easier to pleasure because it’s so sensitive. So, they actually rule, and are the envy of thick skinned pussies all around the globe. And yeah, Napalm Death is “the shit”.
    Napalm Death has always been awesome. Consistently true to their style, even if never quite exactly the same. It’s a wall of sound coming at you, and designed for more adult ears. I’ve got a special white vinyl edition of Scum. I don’t even listen to it, cause I don’t want to ruin it.

  • Rui

    Typo- “thing”.

  • Ryan B

    Glad to know all this hype is because some 14 year old wants attention and believes his view is the only correct view on music.

  • Jimmy

    I expect Friday it to say “And which Jimmy made us look like the idiots we are: ;)

  • Large Jockstrap

    jimmy calm the fuck down.

    and carcass are death metal. listen to heartwork. thats death metal

    anal cunt are grindcore

  • joethecabdriver

    I’ve always though that Napalm Death fans were thick skinned cocks, in the literal sense, in that they have developed an extra epidermis around their penises from constant masturbation and/or lack of sex, and use these vile appendages as bludgeons against those who oppose their favorite band.

  • Devoured by Vegans

    Why do americans insist on reducing every argument down to ball licking and faggots, i think maybe Jimmy should be listening to Gut and Whore with such a potty mouth on him!

  • Troglos

    @Devoured by Vegans
    only the sexually repressed.
    poor Jimmy…

  • http://www.myspace.com/blacksoulcancer Luke UK

    haha jimmy sounds like a twat. Napalm Death have remained a huge figure in grindcore for over 20 years so one comment by some dick head with a problem aint really gonna change anything. plus they’re from Birmingham, just adding another band o the list of ace bands coming from the West Midlands in the UK.

  • Anonymous

    Well I can surely understand where that Jimmy is coming from.

    Napalm Death USED to be a band about intelligence and had songs of meaningful lyrics.

    Today- they are nearly 40 going on 12 years old with songs like Diktat and Downbeat Clique and No Sided Argument.

    Finally- Barney Greenway came out of the closet as an Atheist/Satanist….

    Satanist you say- why? He’s a millitant Atheist.

    Barney Greenway has zero heart to go work in a soup kitchen to help others- yet bashes christianity and all the other mess…

    Diktat is a complete waste and it is honestly- a disgrace to their heritage- as many new tracks from the album.

    Myself- as I commented on their lame description of diktat
    If Barney doesn’t like marriage- he should simply abstain from it- instead of bash it.

    Several ND users plussed the comment before the Satanist/Atheist scum, lowered the score.

    Either way- Napalm Death has lost quality sound, intelligent lyrics, and are just dead in the water.

    That said, some autographs and first print cd’s are going to be sold at some point- with the proceeds going to support a couple of non-profit causes for ‘human rights’ things the band speaks about- but does- zero about… someone has to do it.

    As we said in the US regarding the UK and their King George III tactics in 1776…

    Take your tea and shove it UK- it sucks today… it used to be- solid. But no longer. You have zero beefcake to your guitar tone, shane forgot how to grind, and Barney- does a dance with the devil. Don’t get me started on that pussy (I can spell unlike that other character) Danny Herrera- he can’t flail and thrash like mick, he uses triggers…. big fart on him.