A SHITSTAIN ON THE ASS OF THE UNIVERSE
Tuesday, November 25th, 2008 at 11:03am by Vince Neilstein-VN
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Bands like these are an insult to the very definition of Music.
Fuck that shit.Sincerely.
These guys must take it in the ass so often it’s getting to their brains.
Heh, I saw this on Decibel the other day. Made me laugh for a few seconds, then I started to cry at what some people think is “cool” in this day and age. I really wish that Hottopic would stay faaaaaaaar away from heavy music.
This is a joke, right? Dear god, please tell me it’s a joke!
I smell a co-headlining tour with Hollywood Undead
WOW. 22 million song plays?
WTF?
This sounds like a pig being sodomized in the worst possible way.
Sounds like a Victory Band.
I tried watching the video and…I can nver get back those 20 seconds of my life.
i had to write them a letter begging them to stop. this shit is horrible.
Well…I was just reminded that I paid money to see their bastard brethren 30h3 tonight….
God why can’t Innerpartysystem tour with people that don’t suck.
AND WHY THE FUCK IS THIS THE NEW MUSIC FAD?!?!?!
I like Innerpartysystem, but admittedly, they were the beginning of the end.
Wow. Words cannot describe how much that sucks.
I’d rather listen to Bon Jovi.
Never before in my life have I ever hated something so much in my life. I’d just like to know who sat down on the shitter and decided that THIS was gonna be the big new thing.
AND WHERE THE FUCK IS TOOL???
…i miss them…
The bastard child of everything wrong in music today
The world i grew’d up in ain’t never comin’ back.
Wow Vince. And I thought you actually liked us Metalsucks Maniacs. You’re a truly hateful man.
Really? Why..
Wow.
This is CLEARLY a joke that has been taken too far. People will stop listening to them completely in about a month and half once the gimmick wears off. Gimmicks last much longer for dumb people, and they may never realize it was a joke at all, but it will eventually stop being funny to them₁.
What bothers me the most though is that this seems to be raising the bar for crap.
₁ LeBooster, Deck. “The Effects of Extreme Stupidity on the Longevity of Idiotic Gimmicks.” Scientific Proof Magazine. 15 March 2002, 54-57.
Update:
Wrong. More popular than ever, nearly a year later.
That was fucking terrible. And yet they’ll make more money in their short-lived stint with fame than 95% of every metal band ever. Or at least Hot Topic will. The comments on their site make me wanna stab someone in the face with a piece of broken glass.
They have a song called ‘Bree Bree’–that alone comments on the musical merit of this band.
That said, I’m not too worried. I’m kind of glad that the hairstyles/fashion is getting so retarded these days. It simply means that the end of the recent metalcore/deathcore phenomenon is coming closer and closer. I’m sure this is how outraged people felt when they saw photos of Nitro and Poision back in the day. As far as I know, the over-the-top glam metal trend died not long after.
Chins up, everyone.
Sorry, *Poison… as in that abortion of a band with that horrible song about roses and thorns?
At first I was like, okay this is just Vince being a dick as usual and this band can’t be that bad.
I was wrong. This is truly an abomination.
Thank you! Before you posted this I was totally ignorant of this “crews” existence, AND FUCKING HAPPY! Damn wigga!
hahaha. this stuff is great. while the music is annoying an rawful it’s the epitome of the myspace/party scene. It’s the culmination of popular music. and it’s fucking perfect. this band understands completely how much they suck and they couldn’t care less. i just think it’s a genius marketing scheme, combining crunk, pop, and screamo. it’s been done but this one actually has a make or break hot topic deal. 14-year-old girls will eat it up faster than desperate metalheads to larz ulrich’s dick. it’s essentially the new limp bizkut.
I’m so getting crunk to this right now.
These guys are on tour with Jeffree Star right now.
Why did you have to remind us that they existed at all? I’m all for awareness, but in this case I’d rather be ignorant.
this is worse than st. anger. are you trying to kill us all vince? do you not love us.
this makes “i set my friends on fire”’s cover of crank dat soulja boy sound good :*/
Uh, hello? Did you guys not get the memo? The electro-metal synthesis has already been mastered by someone else. That band is called Genghis Tron. I might also make special comment for Agoraphobic Nosebleed’s “PCP Torpedo/ANbRX”. Just terrific.
Also, what, precisely, is a “crunk”?
THIS IS SUCH “WIGGER SLAM!!”
Wow. How I hate hipsters like these. Gosh. Just… so aggravating.
I have only three words…
Century. Media. Records.
I see them signing this POS band next year.
Daaaaaannnnggg yo this shiz be poppin. It got dat bump BUMP BUMP son. Perfect music for when I feelin on kids in stuff. That song “Bree Bree” ‘minds me ov dat gnarly scene in deliverance when tha guys all like “Squeal like a piggy fo me boy”, an “you sure do gotta purdy mouf” Daaang Im so sad dey dont come near where I be…
ALSO LEARN TO F*CKING PIG SQUEAL YOU PIECES OF SHIT!!
Also, I swear I heard them use the n-word in there some where.
That’s just way out of line.
That one douche canoe in the yellow is drinking my beer.
I fucking love it.
I just gave this another listen, never more have i prayed for the zombies to swarm our cities….please soon.
Will you darn kids stop that racket? I’m trying to eat my cat food in piece! You sound like a bunch of grumpy old men. Sadly, the world changes, and so doesn’t music, for better and for worse. I THOUGHT YOU OBAMA HEADS WOULD BE READY FOR CHANGE! I GUESS NOT!
OMGZ!!!
Dey r 5o c00l!!!
I kant w8 2 get “crunk”!!!!!
Anyone else notice these retards have over 2000 pictures of nothing but emo kids doing what emo kids do? Andypants’ comment made me look.
This is the crunkiest crunkin’ crunk in the mother-crunkin’ world.
HOLY SHIT THEY SUCK!!!!they make Limp bizkit look badass…..I Think watching that gave me the shits….
Honestly, that makes me sad. Seriously, not ‘condemning’ sad, just honest to God depressed…in much the same way as Nickelback makes me feel.
Bring on Stravinsky.
Proof of De-evolution
I need to start an emo/rap posse. I mean, there’s obviously no talent needed…
I was this close (__) to killing myself they suck all types of dick!
They’ve already failed if the only artist that will tour with them is Jeffree star.
Dat shit be bumpin, fo realz!
My friend told me she went to see them and I almost slapped her.
WTF??? seriously? what is happening to music? Are we just getting old? I know All American Rejects aren’t metal, but I read an interview with them in AP that talked about bands like this. It was hilarious. They were asking when hardcore and punk kids started dressing like gangster rappers. Wearing patent leather, neon Nikes and gold chains.
Stuff like this is funny.. but not funny “haha” … more like funny when a clown dies.
the end
Thanx Vince that’s 30 seconds of my life I can never get back!!
LOL! FreaXXX got 5,361,670 plays???!!!!
This is so bad it like makes the circuit back around to being good. lololol
All I can say is that the video is even better.
i just discovered this band the other day. and me and my friends were laughing our ass off. hot chick in the video though.
OMG!! Crunk Core Rap Shiznit Rules!! LMAO!! That REEAAAALLLLYYYY SUCKED….BIG TIME!!
This band serves at least one purpose: to unify us all in our hatred towards them.
We may disagree on various bands within the genre, etc. But, I think we can all set aside our differences and just wish the most horrible diseases upon these dudes.
I say we feed em to the goregrind boys…….
10 minutes alone in a room with Prostitute Disfigurement.
Problem solved
also, for extra “why do i even like music anymore?” moments, check out a group called “millionaires” or any band link off of the myspace.
…sweet zombie jesus, this whole “Garage Band/auto tuner/cunt-ery is an actual genre/fad…
Jesus fucking Christ. This HAS to be a joke. No one can honestly think this is good music, right? RIGHT??
The saddest part is I know people who would listen to this. (To give you a clue: the same guy who, upon me saying ‘Guess who I’m going to see in February?!’ [referring to the Soundwave festival and Lamb of God, In Flames, Devildriver, ATR and NIN] replied with ‘OH NO, PLEASE DON’T SAY METRO STATION!’)
I honestly never thought something that terrible could exist. Once again, humanity has outdone itself. Congrats on lowering the bar yet again, guys.
I noticed that “that” douchebag hasn’t posted yet. So I’ll play the role of “that” douchebag, for debate.
Since this is a metal website, you probably don’t go clubbing or dancing or whatever. Well, the main point of this music isn’t to achieve art status. The main point is to get people dancing, get people energized. Its sorta similar to bands like Hatebreed in that the songs aren’t really that complicated. However, get in the pit and that shit doesn’t matter. Same thing, only replace the pit with a dance floor.
That said, even when compared to bands like 3OH!3, Brokencyde is pretty terrible.
What is up with the whole autotuner thing nowadays? It sounds so dull compared to a talkbox. An invention these kiddies have probably no clue existed.
LET’S GET FREAXXXY NOW!!! LET’S GET FUCKING FREAXXXY NOW!!!!
BC13 bitch. Brokencyde pwn
word.
they’re music is shit.
I just re-read this, and slammed the lid of my lap top repeatedly down onto my sack to try and distract the sheer pain inside my head with the pain from my nuts. To no avail, these shit stains are inflicting psychological damage that is irreparable.
Uh….
wtf, so we get emo music, and we blend it with chris brown’s gay techno loops, and we have a hit band.
and yet apparently people actually like it. WTF
thanks to everyone who posted here. i needed lots of ideas. so i copied a fair bit of what you guys said, cos it works perfect. so heres what i sent them;——————————————————————————————————————————–
if i want to hear music that gives me thoughts about suicide, ill make sure to listen to your garbage, cos that is the worst fucking bullshit i’ve ever had the displeasure to hear
you guys fucking suck dick. it hurts. it is offensive.
what, you mix emo and chris brown and you get, HEY PRESTO: brokenyde
sweet name. broken inside. well my ears are bleeding atm, and thats not cos motorhead made them do that, its cos your bullshit piece of crap sounds have raped my ears.
or maybe i should feel sorry for u guys, cos u clearly all take it up the ass heaps. maybe its gotten to ur heads?
and lol at people saying best band ever. poison is a better band than brokeNCYDE. and thats saying something, cos they scrape the barrel for crap. HINDER are better than you guys. wowzah.
but heres what u wanna hear
OMGZ!!!
Dey r 5o c00l!!!
I kant w8 2 get “crunk”!!!!!
so ur sinking humanity to a whole new level. well im gunna go put on something really good now. like the beatles. i need to be soothed.
or maybe queen
so stupid little emo kids think they sounds crunk and dumbass kids eat their shit up. i hope they die soon
meanwhile, little wayne is trying to put rock in his music. he sounds absolutely terrible.
http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=51309116
sorry if i ruined your day
BREE BREE!!!!!!!
Hahahahahahha WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED?!