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LARS ULRICH LOOKS JUST LIKE MICHAEL KEATON

 Tuesday, November 25th, 2008 at 4:26pm by

MetalSucks Maniac “Wanga” sent in the below picture with the accompanying text: “I’ve always thought he looks like a wad, but if he’d been born 25% better looking, 50% taller and 99% more talented, [Lars Ulrich] would look exactly like his handsomer, loftier, more gifted doppelganger Michael Keaton. See the pic I put together for the astonishing truth.” We couldn’t agree more.

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  • Jesse

    Nice.

    I have to ask though.. is gum whitening a new fad in Hollywood these days? Cuz that’s kinda hella creepy.

  • Bermuda Jay

    Michael Keaton was easily the most metal of all Batmen.

  • http://www.myspace.com/amethyst_shadows s

    well they’re both creepy looking thats for sure

  • dthrasher

    Those are some purdy lips…

  • http://censoredmetal.com Censored Metal

    Dude…Michael Keaton did nothing to deserve this…

  • http://www.coreymitchell.com Corey Mitchell

    Lars’s five-head kinda reminds me of Half Dome in Yosemite National Park. Jus’ sayin’.

  • CrapMcPoopin

    Another fail.

  • lern2swim

    Michael Keaton is also 77% cooler.

    (he’s not that much taller though, he’s a pretty short guy)

  • seveword

    I tripped over something the other day. I couldn’t quite make out what it was, but when it ran away it squealed something that sounded like “napster trashcan douchebag” before it ran around the corner.

  • http://censoredmetal.com Censored Metal

    Speaking of Lar’s 5-head…that makes for a huge target for a tack hammer.

  • Hoggillbot

    What about a SLAP!!

  • rotgut

    Separated at birth??????

  • Jesse

    @Censored Metal

    That comment was a reminder to myself that I am very easily amused. Which is not good when I have to take a shit and I’m the only one at work that is capable of picking up the phone and speaking english when a customer calls.

  • Gravy

    Also looks like the “Crossing Over” guy, John edwards. Maybe it’s the shit eatin grin?

  • Randy

    Haha Lars has really bad hair.