Comments on: LARS ULRICH LOOKS JUST LIKE MICHAEL KEATON

By: Randy

Randy — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 01:43:10 +0000

Haha Lars has really bad hair.

By: Gravy

Gravy — Tue, 02 Dec 2008 19:43:41 +0000

Also looks like the “Crossing Over” guy, John edwards. Maybe it’s the shit eatin grin?

By: Jesse

Jesse — Wed, 26 Nov 2008 18:47:46 +0000

@Censored Metal

That comment was a reminder to myself that I am very easily amused. Which is not good when I have to take a shit and I’m the only one at work that is capable of picking up the phone and speaking english when a customer calls.

By: rotgut

rotgut — Wed, 26 Nov 2008 12:00:34 +0000

Separated at birth??????

By: Hoggillbot

Hoggillbot — Wed, 26 Nov 2008 07:42:38 +0000

What about a SLAP!!

By: Censored Metal

Censored Metal — Wed, 26 Nov 2008 02:50:58 +0000

Speaking of Lar’s 5-head…that makes for a huge target for a tack hammer.

By: seveword

seveword — Wed, 26 Nov 2008 00:11:10 +0000

I tripped over something the other day. I couldn’t quite make out what it was, but when it ran away it squealed something that sounded like “napster trashcan douchebag” before it ran around the corner.

By: lern2swim

lern2swim — Tue, 25 Nov 2008 23:33:58 +0000

Michael Keaton is also 77% cooler.

(he’s not that much taller though, he’s a pretty short guy)

By: CrapMcPoopin

CrapMcPoopin — Tue, 25 Nov 2008 22:51:42 +0000

Another fail.

By: Corey Mitchell

Corey Mitchell — Tue, 25 Nov 2008 22:35:28 +0000

Lars’s five-head kinda reminds me of Half Dome in Yosemite National Park. Jus’ sayin’.

By: Censored Metal

Censored Metal — Tue, 25 Nov 2008 22:35:20 +0000

Dude…Michael Keaton did nothing to deserve this…

By: dthrasher

dthrasher — Tue, 25 Nov 2008 22:15:19 +0000

Those are some purdy lips…

By: s

Tue, 25 Nov 2008 22:11:27 +0000

well they’re both creepy looking thats for sure

By: Bermuda Jay

Bermuda Jay — Tue, 25 Nov 2008 21:43:08 +0000

Michael Keaton was easily the most metal of all Batmen.

By: Jesse

Jesse — Tue, 25 Nov 2008 21:40:18 +0000

Nice.

I have to ask though.. is gum whitening a new fad in Hollywood these days? Cuz that’s kinda hella creepy.