JOB FOR A COWBOY’S JONNY DAVY’S BRIEF BUT DROLL TOUR BLOG FOR METALSUCKS

Thursday, December 4th, 2008 at 4:00pm by

We recently asked Job for a Cowboy vocalist Jonny Davy to write a tour blog for the band’s MetalSucks co-sponsored headlining trek with Hate Eternal, All Shall Perish, Animosity and Annotations of an Autopsy. Davy’s short but giggle-inducing blog is below. Enjoy!


ITS RAINING TEARS!

Well, another tour… Again, in the freezing cold. So far we’ve been lucky, no snow. No worries of “VAN FLIP/NO CARE/FIRST POST.” Well, Rutan’s kidney is fucked up, forcing Hate Eternal to drop off of our current tour. My only comment for Rutan is this: “Get better, fix you kidney and party on Wayne.”


Idiots….

Tour tattoo’s, if you might of kept track with my previous blogs you might realize that the idiots in my band like slap on some pretty lame tattoos onto their precious, alcoholic bodies. Well, they’ve struck again, you can view the ridiculousness above. Their parents would be so proud. This is a hobby that I don’t think I’ll be jumping the bandwagon with. Looking at the photo makes me cringe and makes me want to grind my teeth into dust.


Baby Charn and his big mouth…

The other day we somehow let Charn, our drummer, actually go off and give a radio interview. He was drunk, apparently very drunk. The interview actually turned out being a LIVE radio plug (Yeah…. great idea.). The person in charge of the entire thing some how couldn’t tell that Charn and the all of the people around him from the tour were wasted. To sum it up, the radio went live and everyone decided to yell out some abrasive banter. The radio employee got fired the next day for breaking the forbidden radio rule. SORRY BUDDY! BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME! I’ll keep you posted on more.

-JD

  • Will

    Wow… that was awesome.

  • Damotello

    Hahaha that tattoo is fucking awesome :D

  • Jewers

    way to get the guy fired….send him some money or something jeez

  • john phenomenon

    this was neither enjoyable or the least bit funny. FAIL.

    seriously, don’t let this kid write these things. this was terrible, a waste of time i will never get back.

    this blog stinks like hot garbage.

  • richard

    ROFL SO FUBBY stineeddsa\
    BAlls

  • B-dizzle

    Dudes a faggot. Shit talked the crowd at the Ottobar and kept kicking kids in the back who stage dove. I wish I was cool and treated my fans like shit.

  • L

    Love JFAC, but Jonny is a total asshole, don’t ever talk to him because chances are he’s just going to be a douche.

  • Labyrinthian

    Yeah it’s sad really ever since Genesis cameout Jonnys had such a superiority complex.He’s become a real prick.He pretty much scoffs at spits at his old fans…However when they were out touring their Doom EP release, he was a super nice guy.Looked like a total scene kid, but he was really cool.Its annoying how much success can go to a guys head.

  • http://myspace.com/biosyn teaches of peaches

    That tattoo is the best thing I’ve ever seen. I have to get a dinosaur tattoo myself now too.

  • blen genton

    bitch, moan, bitch and moan. go home to mommy’s and let real metal bands get the attention. i never post shit like this on the net, but seriously, fuck this kid and everything he stands for.

  • http://myspace.com/tyranosaurusband Travis Conquest

    This shit was funny!

    All of you people getting all serious need to take a fucking benzo or smoke some weed or something, for fucks sake!

  • Blackthorned

    Let’s all laugh and make pig squeals at the poor ‘buddy’ who was fired due to an unprofessional musician who decided to act like an asshole in an interview that promotes his band.

    Actually, let’s not.

  • john phenomenon

    Travis:

    no, it was NOT funny. you’re just an idiot like him.

  • mr_Izan

    reminds me of a funny scene by Whitest Kids You Know

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Uy2lyWo7II

  • http://www.reverbnation.com 3D-FC

    Awww does Jonny Davy’s got big plans to be the next Randy Bleghh…? How sweet.. Appreciate your own career, get a fucking sense of humor and do something respectful about the Radio DJ your stupid-ass drummer got shit-canned.

  • JFACbitch

    JFAC is the SHIT and then some bitches.

  • Anon

    Wow. Bunch of fags in here…honestly. So what if the drummer got some DJ shit canned? It was the DJ’s shitty work ethic that let him go on the air drunk.

  • BitchOnAStick

    HAHAHAHAHA! Alcohol + Radio interview= instant humor!

  • SexyGirl

    Jonny Davy is a dick. So is Jon Rice, those 2 guys in JFAC are conceited when they’re sober. While they’re drunk they’re cool as hell though.

  • Nick

    Arsehole.