THE TRIUMPHANT RETURN OF ASK ANTON OYVEY

Have you heard the good news? The MetalSucks Mansion’s resident rabbi and advice columnist Anton OyVey has returned from his trip to the old country, where he was visiting the shtetl! That means he can now once again offer metalheads everywhere sage advice to all their queries. Got a question about metal? Religion? Politics? Your love life? That weird looking wart growing on the tip of your penis (actually, that might still fall under the “love life” category)? Shoot Anton an e-mail at antonoyvey [at] metalsucks.net, or just leave your question in the comments section below! And remember: THE RABBI ANTON OYVEY KNOWS ALL!!!

-The Dudes at MetalSucks