THE MOST INCREDIBLE VIDEO FOR THE SHITTIEST SONG
Tuesday, December 9th, 2008 at 10:00am by Vince NeilsteinThe mind boggles when it comes to the video for Russian metallers ANJ’s “Gorbachev”; how could such a shitty band make a video so amazing in so many ways we don’t even know where to start? We think the mojo for this video’s inspiration lies with the pectoral-flexing man at 1:30. Dude could seriously use one of those free t-shirts that All That Remains are giving away.
-VN
[Thanks: Revolver Blog]
OMG! Gorbachev made it rain twinkies!!!
deeeamn, them wenches is hawt.
I actually thought it would be promising when I heard the intro. But alas, no.
Chick in the cowboy hat is waaaay hot. dayum.
The beginning riff was pretty good, but then the dude started singing. He sounds like the singer from Gogol Bordello, which works for gypsy punk but not so much for metal.
Still, that video was fucking great. Who comes up with a Conan-like Gorbachevkilling Soviet zombies and then celebrating on the beach? Genius.
This is definitely what the “All Nightmare Long” video should have been
Polka beats in a metal song? That’s awesome! Twinkies shooting jizz? I hate videos and I loved this one. I’m not really sure what stripping chicks have to do with a warrior with a Gorbachev birthmark killing zombie generals has to do with anything, but it is a truly fantastic vid.
This one screams for a Yakov Smirnoff joke.
In Russia…
What a country!
Vocalist is some kinda moneybag, so they can afford any videos.
they’ve been over to the states, recorded with roy mayorga and some dude from onesidezero. sponsored by russian mob money, no doubt!
oh, and Ken Fucking Schalk apparently did some playing for them too!