...And F*ck You Too

A SH*TSTAIN ON THE ASS OF THE UNIVERSE (PART 2)

2010

attilaThis band.

Seriously, everything is wrong. Let’s start with the fact that the accompanying bio uses every cliche in the book. Some choice nuggets include “taken the scene and turned it upside down” and “kicks it up a notch.” (“vicious breakdown” is also laughable). Similarly, the music itself indulges in every awful modern metal trend (like, really, all of them) and mashes them all up into one completely lifeless suckfest devoid of anything “lively.” And here’s the worst part of all; not only does the band call themselves “partycore” (Jesus Christ there are so many things wrong with this) but they take credit for having coined the term, as if this is a distinction.

And to think I just gave their MySpace plays a boost (already at “8,000 plays daily”!! zomg!!!) by telling all you fucks about them. Oh, the irony.

-VN

A SH*TSTAIN ON THE ASS OF THE UNIVERSE (PART 2)
(fuck you out of five horns)

[View Part 1 here]

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