Comments on: WHEN EMO KIDS ATTEMPT TO GO METAL…

By: Reaper-X

Reaper-X — Sun, 28 Dec 2008 20:28:26 +0000

They’re just trying to do hard rock. Still sucks though.

By: kev

kev — Sun, 21 Dec 2008 01:21:37 +0000

Though its been said before, they are neither metal nor emo. But I like them, fuck you guys. They’re pretty solid for a pop rock band.

By: Mark

Mark — Sat, 20 Dec 2008 19:45:17 +0000

It’s Vince Neilstein’s band!

By: iwrestledaferretonce

iwrestledaferretonce — Sat, 20 Dec 2008 16:45:56 +0000

This crap has nearly ruined one of my favorite videos of all time, Korn’s “Thoughtless.”
The whole odd-kid being picked on and messed with and then gets revenge at the end. Some computer techie guy out there oughta try to match Thoughtless with this and see how it works.

By: john

john — Fri, 19 Dec 2008 18:22:26 +0000

just sounds like cheesy buttrock to me

By: vmanv

vmanv — Fri, 19 Dec 2008 18:04:49 +0000

The song is definately shit, but so is a lot of the music that is posted on this blog.

By: Gossamer Axe

Gossamer Axe — Fri, 19 Dec 2008 16:08:53 +0000

I wouldn’t say they were horrible, very 80s pop/rock sound, which has been done to death. The theme of the video has been done a million times before, geek gets picked on, geek has revenge and the world is at peace.

Their audience is probably early/pre-teens, ones that like radio fodder because they haven’t heard Arsis yet.

By: Joe

Joe — Fri, 19 Dec 2008 15:46:41 +0000

Can I see a before/after picture of this dude? I bet it will be quite revealing in a Rob Flynn Vio-lence/Machine Head kind of way. I mean, who exactly is the audience for this kind of utterly wholesome cut and paste pop metal? Attila fans? Sorry, I could not resist.

By: Richaod

Richaod — Fri, 19 Dec 2008 13:49:43 +0000

Ehh, this isn’t horrific, just bad… though I have to admit I kind of liked the opening riff.

The singer’s not great at melismas though.

By: Katie

Katie — Fri, 19 Dec 2008 13:21:44 +0000

Dude, they sound really bad, what band is that? And who was dumb enough to sign them? People need to stick with what they’re good!

By: Fab

Fab — Fri, 19 Dec 2008 13:10:20 +0000

Sounded horrible, they were. In Shitstain Part 3, they should.

By: WANGA

WANGA — Fri, 19 Dec 2008 11:14:34 +0000

Gee, the singer’s hot – I wonder what her name is?

By: DBR

DBR — Fri, 19 Dec 2008 08:02:12 +0000

Check out that Autotune! *slow whistle*

By: CrapMcPoopin

CrapMcPoopin — Fri, 19 Dec 2008 06:54:08 +0000

Supposedly this band all met at a clinic for battered boys to talk about their beatings/rapings… don’t know how true, but i heard it once and so i happened to be around my sister’s friend who “loved” this shit band and i made him cry by making fun of them for being beaten. Waaa my dad hit me… be a fucking man and hit him back. Then when your 16 hit the open road and drift aimlessly while drinking whiskey like real men do.

By: vitruvianApe

vitruvianApe — Fri, 19 Dec 2008 06:38:40 +0000

I HATE that this band sucks soooo bad cuz the guitar player and his girl come into my bar all the time and they’re super cool. They always try to get me to come to the shows and I always have hair that needs washing.

I’d rather look at two ballsacs pierced together on one barbell.

By: refreshingapathy

refreshingapathy — Fri, 19 Dec 2008 05:33:26 +0000

Also, pentatonic scale solo WHAT

By: refreshingapathy

refreshingapathy — Fri, 19 Dec 2008 05:32:02 +0000

Any song that has fucking COWBELL in the verse is probably not that metal. Awesome, yes. Metal, fuck no. Go back to the razorblade shop.

Also, metal kids don’t play football. The fucking beat down.

By: Slntpsych1

Slntpsych1 — Fri, 19 Dec 2008 05:20:25 +0000

So awkward sounding.

By: key

key — Fri, 19 Dec 2008 04:45:47 +0000

I mean did the director for Juno do this video? It’s about as much fucking overrated mainstream watered-down hyped up trash as Juno was. I bet PMSing women go ape shit for this stuff.

By: enemyofgod72

enemyofgod72 — Fri, 19 Dec 2008 04:45:06 +0000

I’d rather jam a screwdriver in my ear than hear that ever again.