Comments on: ANTICHRIST CHRISTMAS – WIN 100 CDS FROM METALSUCKS!!!

By: logs/faskings

logs/faskings — Tue, 20 Jan 2009 18:17:42 +0000

JESUS SAVES. THANKS HOCKEYSTAINS. LOGS/FASKINGS

By: Jeff

Jeff — Tue, 30 Dec 2008 21:27:08 +0000

i hate the holidays because of stupid things like this contest. why should we have to explain why we hate the holidays when everyday sucks!

By: Brooke

Brooke — Sat, 27 Dec 2008 04:43:42 +0000

Why I hate the holidays…that’s a hard one, because there is just so much I dislike. I hate family gatherings. I have to see some of the most hated family members. All my cousins are spoiled little brats and are completely unappreciative. I hate how people think Christmas is all about presents. I hate greedy people in general actually. I hate having to repeat “Merry Christmas!” over and over and over and over again like a broken record with a fake smile on my face that clearly reads, “I don’t want to be here.” I hate all the holiday television specials, except a select few movies, of course. I just really don’t see the point in all the fuss over Christmas, and the holidays in general. Decorating, buying gifts, putting up special lights, and getting shitty personalized ornaments that are just pointless as a present, considering people take DOWN their trees after Christmas. And by the time the next holiday season rolls around, the ornament is old, broken, or lost. It’s all just so obselete to me, Christmas is just another day. Oh, and I’m not religious by any means, but the spiritual aspect of Christmas is now overlooked because of the materialistic needs of greedy people.

Happy Holidays.

By: metalmessiah

metalmessiah — Fri, 26 Dec 2008 04:01:39 +0000

And another thing, I got a damn Jack Lelanne fucking Power Juicer! What am I supposed to do, juice the shit out of my Ramen Noodles? A $100 gift. You want to really help me out, buy me a God Damn cow and a fucking meat grinder. I’ll do the rest.

Merry Christmas!

By: metalmessiah

metalmessiah — Fri, 26 Dec 2008 03:56:29 +0000

Whatever, I’ll tell you why I hate them. Cuz I’m broke!! Everyone went and got me a gift, and how fucking embarrassing is it when they give it to you and you’re like, “Sorry Dad, thanks for raising me and putting up with my shit for the past 24 years and all, but it was either buy you a gift, or buy another fucking box of Ramen fucking Noodles. Maybe God will bless me around Father’s Day or something.”

Bah fucking Humbug

By: key

key — Thu, 25 Dec 2008 22:18:47 +0000

I hate the holidays because it has continually become an excuse for people to throw away money. The economy is in shambles. Could it be because now the “holiday spirit” is more about spending money one doesn’t have on things on doesn’t need? Metal helped me to realize just how much shit people buy that they don’t need, so I try continually to be frugal and avoid all of this. Generally, I get by pretty well, but when the holidays come around, all of a sudden people expect me to buy meaningless presents for people who will do the same for me, and they get angry when I tell them there’s nothing I really want. I have all the clothes, movies, books, etc. that I need, because if I want something I buy it. But when the holidays come, materialism at it’s finest emerges and I hate every bit of it. Donate the money to charity or something. I think satan is more pleased than Jesus when the nation is suckered into spending kajillions of dollars yearly on downright shit. Tickle Me Elmo? damn. I bet that’ll be useful in a month. I hate the holidays because they downright ruin any respect I have remaining for our culture.

By: Steve

Steve — Wed, 24 Dec 2008 13:38:11 +0000

I hate the holidays because it gives people an excuse to have pointless holiday contests. The whole season is driven by “gimme gimme gimme” and these contests only help enable the selfless-less mentality. Despite the fat man in red or “son of god”, the received message still disagrees with the broadcasted one, and the masses of greedy bastards is only multiplying. “Take take take” is all i hear, and unfortunately, have fallen into believing the same vile ideal. The season has only given people the need for want, a nearly insatiable hunger for material items that are newer better and nicer, and by typing this, i seem to be one of the commercial zombies. Way to fuck up an already broken thing.

By: garrett

garrett — Tue, 23 Dec 2008 22:10:07 +0000

i fucking hate the holidays because it involves

family
crappy cheery music
religion
and me having to spend my money buying shit for people i dont even like

the holidays can fuck themselves

now gimme dem cds

By: BillDozer Harris

BillDozer Harris — Mon, 22 Dec 2008 23:32:28 +0000

First off I would like to say that every holiday i have had in the last 5 years has fucking sucked ass. I always go out of my way to hook up those i care for with gifts they actually want not fucking tube socks. Every christmas i end up getting the shaft, people buy me stupid fucking t-shirts that i don’t ever wanna wear because the only word association i can put to them is “queer”. After so many years of absolutely shitty fucking holidays this christmas got especially shitty due to the fact that my wife left me two weeks ago and kicked me the fuck out of my house. I never get to see my son unless the bitch needs a babysitter while she goes out and parties. I have had enough of the fucking holidays because every single fucking time people either give me “shit” or fucking “shit” on me. For this holiday season I absolutely say fuck christmas and everything it stands for because every christmas thats what i get is fucked and I’ve had it, now i have no home, no wife, and a part time child, HO HO HO to this stupid fucking holiday I will never celebrate again. Merry fucking christmas!

By: seagoat

seagoat — Mon, 22 Dec 2008 21:30:08 +0000

Yeah, I pretty much hate the holidays. I’m not religious, I realize it is supposed to be about good ‘ol little baby Jesus, giving and being with family, but I hate the commercialization by all the stores.

I hate that Christmas displays go up right after Thanksgiving and possibly before in some stores. Can’t you wait until December for fucks sake? Not to mention the stupid bullshit that goes on during “Black Friday”, (No Dallas, it doesn’t have anything to do with you or God Forbid. ;) ) with people arguing and fighting over products, shooting each other over toys, trampling other people because that have to be first in line to get $5 off some crap.

I hate the ‘my dick is bigger than yours’ light displays at peoples homes. Yea, tons of lights and decorations that mean people want to drive by and look at them all and create traffic problems through neighborhoods. ‘Sorry kids, we can’t buy you any actual gifts this year because our electric bill is $1000 this month because I wanted to make sure we had more lights than anyone.’

Christmas music. Ugh. God damn Christmas music. Yes that is a blasphemous statement while talking about Jesus’ birthday, but come on. It can be tolerated at certain times or places but when it is weeks before Christmas and everywhere you go you have to listen to Christmas music. Walk in to 7-11, god damn jingle bells. Walk in to the grocery store, god damn deck the halls. Walk in to REI, god damn little drummer boy. On the radio every few songs. Aggghhh, enough already. And I really hate the ‘new/updated’ versions of Christmas songs. Some new pop band or vocalist recording a trendy/hip version or original song. Just shut up already. No more of “Grandma got run over by a reindeer”, no more of that damn Chipmunks Christmas song, and no more of Sandler’s “Hanukkah” song as well.

And I hate the Salvation Army hanging out in front of every store, bank, and post office in town ringing that little bell and asking for the donation every time you go out in public. “Hey, I donated at this store and at that store earlier, so piss off.”

So, yeah, that’s pretty much why I hate the holidays.

Bah Humbug.

By: SteelValor

SteelValor — Mon, 22 Dec 2008 15:10:09 +0000

I love Xmas!

I mean c’mon…
When else can I get stuff delivered to me, because I’m the king of all I survey?
When else can I be surrounded by lights?
When else can I get booze soaked deserts?
When else can I get aways with ogling Mrs Claws, Lita Ford in a red catsuit or Santa’s Hawt Elves w/o getting beat up by the Mrs?
When else can I sit on another dudes lap w/o out getting beat up by my peers?
When else can I listen to Stryper w/o getting ridiculed for being soft?

So to sum up … 100 cd’s? …. better make it 101 bitches!

I AM the king of gimme and demand you pay homage!

By: Brandon

Brandon — Mon, 22 Dec 2008 12:49:57 +0000

I hate the holidays because its turned into garbage! Very few people celebrate it for the real reason, they are too worried about what they are going to get! I have to spend all my money on presents when I could be buying guitar shit!

By: Buh?

Buh? — Mon, 22 Dec 2008 05:15:30 +0000

Because they’re always fucking disappointing.

By: Jordan Sulk

Jordan Sulk — Mon, 22 Dec 2008 03:12:22 +0000

holidays ha holler days stay sober will you do this will you do that I didn’t want this you have to be nice impossible shopping circumstances ( crowds everywhere is out of everything traffic travel so on so forth)family when your family has told you get out for nearly twenty years and you end up walking around the streets till they are done celebrating bacause they don’t want you to darken their beautiful hollidays)
cops are fucking everywhere you can’t smoke and piss without being accosted by the man
telivision goes to shit and then you can’t even escape it by going to work uh mandatory days off which for some of us is without pay so not only have I spent all my money on my kid wife friends so forth so on I can’t even make money which makes me continue to be broke also sense we spent all our money to make holiday meals for 50 people we didn’t get anything else so once that meal is gone what now begging which leads to the people begging I am all for donation and have donated many times in my life but that is my choice I do not need you to be outside giving me dirty looks while I walk by you because I feel I should feed my own family first I personally lived on the streets it really isn’t that bad if it is for kids that different it’s not there fault the clothes trhe shitty music
I go out to eat the last thing I want to do is listen to come all ye faithful for the thousandth time
if you are married the word no not really or i don’t wanna don’t exist you wil are and have to
lets see we are destroying a mas abundance of trees which I hear is bad and when certain hollidays that may have nothing to do with you are happening there is nothing else open your fucked
you have christians celebrating the birth of christ wrong he was born more towards the spring so the whole concept is built on a falseity not to mention the fact that we have to lie or give into the lie and tell children that a fictional character that never existed is real only to watch them shattered a few years later around the same time when they find out it’s all bull shit
then there is always the why do we have to suffer prices are jacked up all over every thing is expensive as hell and no one gives a fuck about anything but themselves then to get to a point where you get what a gift that no one took the time to ask hey would you like that no they guess 9/10 times you got it or don’t want it but are still expected to be oh so happy “it’s the thought that matters”bull shit if you thought then I would be happy
so in some of the best words I have ever heard “you can cook your own turkey,wrap your own presents,and ride a one horse open sleigh to hell
hollywood bliss

By: super donkey puncher 64

super donkey puncher 64 — Mon, 22 Dec 2008 01:18:33 +0000

Christmas sucks because being surrounded by cheeseball shit everywhere is ridiculously annoying. Smiling plastic people trying to get me to buy stuff or Im a bad person, with horrifying sentimental Christmas music being played everywhere by people who are stupid and really really want to get into the Christmas spirit. Nah dude, that shit is weak. If Christmas was just a day where you could hang out with your family and friends and get fucked up in brother/sister hood, that would kick ass and be metal, as well as be legit and be a worthwhile holiday. What the fuck am I going to do with gifts if everyone hates me regardless? Exactly.

By: Adam

Adam — Mon, 22 Dec 2008 00:45:46 +0000

I hate christmas for a slew of reasons:

Shitty weather.
Consumerism.
It brings out the worst in some people and makes others horribly depressed.
The original meaning and intent of the “holiday” has become lost and mostly forgotten.
I makes non-believers have to suck it up and grin and bear another family gathering full of God blesses and Amens.
Said non-believers get heckled for being scrooges and not having christmas spirit (and some of us go the Canadian route and apologize for a perfectly reasonable opinion that requires no apology, we just feel guilty)
Some people can’t see or be with their loved ones, and if the holiday didn’t exist it wouldn’t add to an already crappy winter.
Valentines day follows and also sucks.
Christmas music is annoying and starts earlier every year.
Santa is dumb and is everywhere. At least I can punch Santa. I can’t punch God. Though I do look like Jesus so I could punch myself.
Going to concerts in winter sucks, so even if a great band comes around near christmas, I don’t always want to go.
Oh yeah, and christmas shopping pretty much kills any extra money I might actually have.

I know the holiday will never go away but damn I wish it would. For those of you who celebrate it for the right reasons though, good for you, no sarcasm intended.

By: Muhammed

Muhammed — Mon, 22 Dec 2008 00:25:02 +0000

i hate the holidays because i never get “A Christmas with George Fisher” album.

By: Dr J

Dr J — Mon, 22 Dec 2008 00:00:39 +0000

The worst thing that ever happened to me was on Christmas. Oh, God. It was so horrible. It was Christmas Eve. I was 9 years old. Me and Mom were decorating the tree, waiting for Dad to come home from work. A couple hours went by. Dad wasn’t home. So Mom called the office. No answer. Christmas Day came and went, and still nothing. So the police began a search. Four or five days went by. Neither one of us could eat or sleep. Everything was falling apart. It was snowing outside. The house was freezing, so I went to try to light up the fire. That’s when I noticed the smell. The firemen came and broke through the chimney top. And me and Mom were expecting them to pull out a dead cat or a bird. And instead they pulled out my father. He was dressed in a Santa Claus suit. He’d been climbing down the chimney… his arms loaded with presents. He was gonna surprise us. He slipped and broke his neck. He died instantly. And that’s how I found out there was no Santa Claus.

By: ezra

ezra — Sun, 21 Dec 2008 21:16:18 +0000

Since all ya’ll hate Christmas music so much, tune in on tuesday the 23rd, for my Christmas radio special! http://www.wvvy.org It’ll be a Heavy Metal/ non-trad christmas song good time! 2-4 p.m.

By: fantasyh

fantasyh — Sun, 21 Dec 2008 19:39:03 +0000

I’m probably writing this only for lulz since I don’t win anything anyway. See, that’s the thing sucks about Christmas and the year in general – I have to wait for it to get anything since I don’t win any contests. I have crap luck, I guess. (Actually, this contest probably sucks, ’cause I’ll win just to find out that I won’t get 100 CDs shipped overseas). But let’s genuinely ponder what sucks about Christmas. For me, it isn’t that I have to spend time with the family. I don’t hate my parents like most of the people my age. What sucks are those gifts that scream “I didn’t know what to get you, since I don’t know crap about you like, so I got you this POS”. I’ve actually developed and are practicing a simple method, the “Give some cash” method. Makes it easier for them and for me. Still that doesn’t work every time so I still have to be all grateful for a pair of socks.
But that’s not that bad. Socks are at least useful. All that Christmas ads though – don’t even get me started, since I did that already. If Joe Duplantier were dead, he’d be tossing in his grave, but he’s not so he’s probably spitting foam whenever he turns the TV on.There’s a metric fuckton of Christmas themed ads, with no merit, aimed at all the stupid people that don’t have anything better to do than watch the telly. And those ads create all those riots, and masses of people that try to get all their presents three days before Christmas. I mean, come on, how stupid do you have to be to think that you’ll be able get everything you want easily on December 21 and 22? Hint – you’re not. It’s too late. Stop annoying the shit out of me through populating every square feet of every store with you clueless presence FFS!
So, that. And all the usual stuff, that I don’t even have to tell you about. Because I’m not that big of a douche to hammer the point on and on turning you, the reader, into an emo kid that will the holidays in some dark corner. Consider this my present to you this Christmas – go listen to some metal and laugh inside at all those dumb fuckers that are running around now like chickens with their head cut off trying to get someone a present that they don’t even want.
Merry fucking Christmas