OZZY AND JESSICA SIMPSON’S CHRISTMAS DUET

Wednesday, December 24th, 2008 at 5:10pm by

It wasn’t easy finding metal-related Christmas material on YouTube that wasn’t Twisted Sister… but Papa Vince would never let you down. Apparently this is from an episode of The Osbournes; it’s worth your time at the very least to watch the old coot object to singing a cheery Christmas song.

-VN

  • Saul Brownstone

    Also christmas related:

    http://www.myspace.com/metalchristmas

  • Niick

    Is it wrong that all that was going through my head while watching that was an image of Jessica Simpson taking a dick down her throat?

  • Mark

    Vince, when will you be drinking the kool-aid?

  • http://www.kaaghouse.com GoatRider

    Poor Ozzy… He doesn’t know what’s happening!

  • mr_Izan

    god can i use this as the reason why i hate the holidays contest? i really think this is the most valid reason you can get…No, wrong post? Anyways…..

    In true “The Osbournes” fashion ozzy relies on his ol’ “prince of fucking darkness” excuse only to run back to his puppeteer sharon and end up doing whatever her potential dollars want.
    Maybe he should’ve married Lennon’s daughter.

  • mr_Izan

    P.s.
    Obey The Dark Lord!
    Fuck CHRISTmas
    Fuck Channukah (sp?)
    Fuck Kwanzaa
    And yes, I would fuck jessica. If she had enough cash and rubbers on her at the time.

  • mr_Izan

    mark, when will you stop loving NU-METAL?

  • miguel_g(Peru)

    After seen the Jessica Simpson and the Ozzy duet, I think the general concensus is “I’d do her”.

    Happy Holidays.

  • cornblood

    somebody give Ozzy a bottle of whiskey for the holidays. also, Jessica Simpson has great tits.

  • Brundlefly

    Dear bleeding Jesus.Could that fucking bitch possibly do anything more to defang that poor bastard?She needs a good hard slap in the face.I’d be first in line.

  • Elvin

    i love that old fart