Comments on: FUNNY PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST: WIN A COPY OF PSYCROPTIC’S OB(SERVANT)!

By: Steven.

Steven. — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 21:50:46 +0000

I know the competitions over but oh well haha ..

How two midgets get into a death metal gig.
They’ll be the highlight of the pit.

By: \m/Eluveitie\m/

\m/Eluveitie\m/ — Sun, 18 Jan 2009 09:23:35 +0000

The winning comment doesn’t even make sense…if he was actually riding an invisible dethcycle his tunic would be pushed up between his legs…let’s get with the program, huh?

By: Cosk

Cosk — Fri, 16 Jan 2009 05:40:58 +0000

Oh fuck, my god dammed cross fell over. Jesus is gonna be pissed. Shit.

By: Russell

Russell — Fri, 16 Jan 2009 02:45:34 +0000

“Shit…They didn’t tell me the antichrist was going to be born horizontally.”

By: Clayton Houston

Clayton Houston — Thu, 15 Jan 2009 17:58:22 +0000

In a recent interview, the lead singer Galder, of the band Old Mans Child was quoted as saying… “Despite the slight weight gain, the pro of all you can eat donuts as a result of my new ad campaign with dunkin donuts far out weighs the cons”

By: Jamie

Jamie — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 22:03:49 +0000

Where the fuck is the bell on this thing?

*oh yeah, it’s busy with Gaahl…*

By: Paxl Rose

Paxl Rose — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 05:19:47 +0000

Halloween clearance sale at Party City: Black Metal dork outfit.

By: James

James — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 04:31:55 +0000

“What do you mean its sunday? Shit i have to go to church today”

By: Reaper-X

Reaper-X — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 04:08:32 +0000

Unfortunately the Black Metal Church had a shortage of unholy nuns. So we had to use a few priests.

By: LtCrumpet

LtCrumpet — Mon, 12 Jan 2009 22:07:26 +0000

I made you a kvltcycle, but I eated it.

By: Brandon

Brandon — Mon, 12 Jan 2009 17:17:10 +0000

“Seriously, do these braclets make me look fat???”

By: Chumplunt

Chumplunt — Mon, 12 Jan 2009 06:09:52 +0000

“Screw you guys, I reckon this is definitely a metal outfit, i’m sooo giving you the Ross Gellar fist bang”

By: Trendkiller

Trendkiller — Mon, 12 Jan 2009 02:00:52 +0000

“Quick, capture how metal I am before my mom gets home!”

By: Behemoth

Behemoth — Mon, 12 Jan 2009 01:54:30 +0000

Converse proudly announces it’s sponsorship of the new Samoth narrated film, “Death March of the Penguins.”

By: Andrew

Andrew — Sun, 11 Jan 2009 20:01:29 +0000

“when you’ve got to go, you’ve got to go”

By: Lilith von Fraumench

Lilith von Fraumench — Sun, 11 Jan 2009 05:02:35 +0000

You too can be evil on the blackest of budgets. Our ten easy steps will have you posing with Satan in no time. Here’s how to order!

By: holy gores

holy gores — Sat, 10 Jan 2009 11:20:06 +0000

mustaine – “I’ll show em whos, metallore”!!!!!!!!!!!!!

By: Lord Serge

Lord Serge — Sat, 10 Jan 2009 07:48:09 +0000

beware ov my nerf spiked bracelets…and…Oh Yeah! Hail Santa!!! oh shit I mean, Satan!

By: Rob

Rob — Sat, 10 Jan 2009 05:36:21 +0000

Have you seen my child? He ran away from home three days ago. Here’s a picture of him. He’s 35 years old and his favorite band is Avenged Sevenfold.

By: Dress to Depress

Dress to Depress — Fri, 09 Jan 2009 23:24:55 +0000

Dude. Emperor Palpatine is fucking metal!