Comments on: SHOCK OF SHOCKS: GLEN BENTON HATES BRET MICHAELS

By: Captain Obvious

Captain Obvious — Sat, 10 Jan 2009 16:29:50 +0000

Learned a couple of things about Glen Benton today:

1. He watches VH1 reality shows on his time off from Deicide.

2. He adds phrases like “hee hee” and “YUCK YUCK YUCK” to his evil MySpace blog.

3. He has a lot of time on his hands to be writing about Bret Michaels.

By: taog36

taog36 — Fri, 09 Jan 2009 23:24:19 +0000

usaly you need to know about somthing to hate it, blindly hating stuff for no reason is just ignorant

it is surprizing to me that someone like Glen Benten even cares about a jackoff like Bret Michaels

By: Sammy

Sammy — Fri, 09 Jan 2009 18:32:23 +0000

@cacodaemon: “Armchair logic”? If you say so. More like pointing out that he hates the show so much he’s seen every episode. Ya know, Shakespeare’s comment about “protesting too much” an all…

And my mom is 78, but could probably still kick my ass.

By: cacodaemon

cacodaemon — Fri, 09 Jan 2009 18:01:15 +0000

“For someone who has such a self-professed vitriolic hatred for the show, Mr. Benton does seem to know an awful lot about it….”

Armchair logic at its finest. How long did it take you to come up with that one? Hopefully not as long as it takes your mom to _____.

Feel free to fill in the blank.

By: Sammy

Sammy — Fri, 09 Jan 2009 16:46:10 +0000

For someone who has such a self-professed vitriolic hatred for the show, Mr. Benton does seem to know an awful lot about it….

(And Two and a Half Men, the half a dozen times I’ve seen it, was the same episode over and over…basically the AC/DC of TV comedy.)

By: Big Trev

Big Trev — Fri, 09 Jan 2009 09:28:38 +0000

And here was me thinking that Bret Michaels was still sleeping with Glen Benton.

Sounds like they have now broken up.

Sad.

Good luck boys.

By: -gODGRINDER-

-gODGRINDER- — Fri, 09 Jan 2009 05:00:05 +0000

“Gumpian intellect?” Bwahahahahahahahahhaha!!!!!

I’m stealing that one. lol.

By: TedTedPoleyPoley

TedTedPoleyPoley — Fri, 09 Jan 2009 04:22:10 +0000

Glen Benton is probably still mad b/c Bret Michaels once guest-starred in an episode thus ruined his all-time favorite sitcom: “Yes, Dear”

By: enemyofgod72

enemyofgod72 — Fri, 09 Jan 2009 03:44:19 +0000

I really don’t think Glen was tough enough here. Bret Micheals isn’t fit to lick the sweat off Glen’s taint after a show. But that would make a more interesting show than Rock of Love.

By: RaZZo

RaZZo — Fri, 09 Jan 2009 02:34:53 +0000

“Be it to me thrust morality into anything I write…” ?????
WTF is that supposed to mean?

“Far be it from me…”?
“Leave it to me…”?

Not’f'nuthin-Fuggedabouddit?

By: balls

balls — Fri, 09 Jan 2009 00:42:21 +0000

what the hell? Two and a Half Men is fucking hilarious

By: groverXIII

groverXIII — Fri, 09 Jan 2009 00:35:16 +0000

While watching VH1’s laughably bad greatest hard rock songs countdown the other day at work, they had this fuckstick hosting it and plugging the crap out of his new album and show. As I watched the commercials, I wondered whether it was possible to contract herpes entirely through a television. I should probably go get myself checked.

Seriously, though, having seen little bits of the show, I can only assume that the majority of the people watching this crap are missing parts of their brains. It’s sad that there are so many of these shitty reality shows out there.

By: Brutal Jay

Brutal Jay — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 23:57:36 +0000

Glen Benton for president!

By: Iron Mayden

Iron Mayden — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 23:25:45 +0000

When will the Reality TV bullshit end? Bring back REAL shows!

Goddamn Bret Michaels. That guy makes me want to punch something everytime I see his picture.

By: Jewers

Jewers — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 23:11:36 +0000

lol there is an ad for an IQ test on the side that is asking me if I am smarter than Bret Michaels…They should be asking, how can you NOT be smarter than Bret Michaels?

By: Daisy May Tinklepants

Daisy May Tinklepants — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 22:54:05 +0000

You broheims are behind. This has been all over the metal nerd community for a few days

By: Nigel

Nigel — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 22:44:18 +0000

Well put, and about damn time. I also agree with Jesse on the light hearted comment.

And hey, I like Two And A Half Men, it’s not that bad

By: Jesse

Jesse — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 22:22:16 +0000

Wow, Glen seems more light hearted than I’d expected. I thought he was going to threaten to dissolve him in a vat of acid like he just ran over his 12 year old son or something.

GOD FUCKIN DAMMIT BRET MICHAELS LOOKS LIKE A WOMAN!