THRASH METAL IS RARELY AS ARTFUL AS KREATOR’S HORDES OF CHAOS

Thursday, January 8th, 2009 at 11:10am by

If you’re anything like me (And, really, who isn’t a Jewish Thalidomide baby up in this piece?), you’re sick of wading through the mud puddle of rehash thrash that’s collected below the metal drainage pipe over the last few years. Not only is most of it redundant, but it also overshadows the older bands that are still double-kicking ass. Take Kreator, granddaddies of German thrash. You want a thrash revival? After a pretty lackluster stretch in the 90s, these tusslin’ Teutons began a second golden age with the glorious Violent Revolution (2001). THAT was a thrash revival, and it predated the debuts by newbies Fueled By Fire, Warbringer and Avenger of Blood by years.

Kreator’s twelfth disc, Hordes of Chaos (an ESL pun on Michael Moynihan’s Lords of Chaos, mayhaps?), extends the band’s post-millennial killing spree to three albums, and it might be the best of the bunch. There’s no need to make excuses for the band because the two remaining original members are over 40 – Kreator are harder than ever. Guitars sound taut ‘n meaty like they’re strung with intestines. Sami Yli-Sirniö’s solos spray acid rain. And age has charred Mille Petrozza’s throat into a smokestack billowing righteous hellfire. Even the chant-a-long “Unite to fight/Radical resistance now!” from “Radical Resistance” overcomes its potential bro-down factor when Mille’s coughing it up.

Fans of the vintage whiplash of Terrible Certainty will find plenty to love in the straightforward cuts “War Curse” and “Demon Prince,” both of which tear through the house, fuck your sister and raid the fridge without asking permission. But Kreator trust the power of thrash metal enough to know that it can handle some extra musical heft without losing any of its viciousness. Listen closely to how “Amok Run” escalates from ornate ballad to decapitating thrash to a truly epic coda, or how “Absolute Misanthropy” barely repeats itself, save for the thrilling guitar parts of the chorus. Hordes of Chaos bulges with details like that – harmonized lines that peek out, rhythms that shift gears. Thrash metal is rarely this artful.

Kreator might be wise to stay away from clean-sung choruses, which nearly capsizes “To the Afterborn.” Otherwise, Hordes of Chaos speeds from strength to strength, easily qualifying as an early contender for thrash album of the year. That nearly every song has something interesting happening in it proves that the band is taking worthwhile creative risks. That all of those risks are paying off with memorable songs proves that Kreator are, once again, at the top of their game.

(four out of five horns)

-SR

  • Jesse

    What if they tore through your house, fucked your sister, and then asked permission before raiding the fridge?

  • http://www.cerebralmetalhead.com Etan

    I bet the thrash parts would be only 2/3 as good.

  • Miroslav

    Overrated.

  • Will

    Overrated my fuckin’ ass. You need to get your goddamn ears checked.

    This is definitely going to be in my top 5 for 2009.

  • BLACK213

    KREATOR kick FUCKING ASS !!!!!
    hahaha Miroslav “overrated?” Dude you have no idea of what you speak, now go put your winger shirt back on and save your two cents so you can buy yourself a clue

  • metalfan

    Hordes of Chaos kills, better than Enemy of God in my opinion which I didn’t think was possible.

  • Andyair

    This album kills!!! Overrated my ass!!

  • porter

    so, this band would be good if the singer didn’t sound like dee snyder trying to do thrash. although, if dee snyder WAS trying to do thrash, it would be pretty badass. but since i know the singer is not in fact dee snyder, it annoys me much to listen to their music. kreator? overrated? absolutely.

  • Miroslav

    Why I say overrated? Same riffs from Enemy of God and Violent Revolution over and over again. They found the formula and they are keeping to it. I didn’t say it sucks, but that 4/5 is too much for nothing new.

    And I’m not from the nostalgic guys that want another Coma Of Souls, Pleasure To Kill or Extreme Aggression, but i want something like they did with Enemy Of God (progression).

    I don’t want Enemy of God part 2 dammit.

  • pHHH

    Hordes of Chaos isn’t Enemy of God 2, because it has new elements that make you addicted to it like the sounds in Hordes of Chaos( a necrologue for the elite) that make you listen to the whole album, and captures your attention, though there are some tracks in which kreator didn’t give there best, and one track(To the After Burn) I smell Nu-metal!!!

  • http://www.myspace.com/jay234t Brutal Jay

    I’m possibly going to see them with Exodus, Warbringer and some other bands in May. Gonna be awesome.

  • BLACK213

    Dee Snider???? HA, poor poor porter another clueless glam fag

  • Count Grudgeula

    Hordes Of Chaos is thrash metal perfection. It’s brutal, vicious, melodic, and memorable, with stunning musicianship and innovative songwriting. It has every element required to be considered a legendary classic.

    However, this is so much more than an amazing landmark album. This is an artistic statement that’s been made with all the subtlety of a 2,000 pound laser-guided bomb. Mille and Co. have managed to push forward by taking a calculated step backward with regard to accepted production techniques. In this modern age of computerized gadgetry, where people can make even Jessica Simpson sound good by twiddling some knobs long after she left the studio, Kreator has put their foot down and shown the world what it means to be a great BAND by recording the entire album live (with the exception of vocals and some guitar harmonies) together in the same room. It’s one thing to produce a clinically perfect sounding album in the year 2008. It’s yet another thing to record your album live, the way bands did it 30 years ago. BUT… it’s an entirely different thing altogether to accomplish both of those at the same time.

    Hordes Of Chaos pretty much slams the door closed on any other band who was hoping to ever be as good as Kreator. If you don’t acknowledge the absolute godliness of this album, you’re not metal.

  • Joe A.

    Calling yourself a metalhead and not liking Kreator at all is equal to “Go To Jail. Do Not Pass Go. Do not Collect $200.”

  • luke

    is it just me or does kreator have some of the best metal titles ever.nearlly every song/album title screams METAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • heavymetalkingj

    kreator can raid my fridge and fuck my sister…warcurse is the shiznit.
    o and none of you fuckin’ haters really make 2 shits or a fuck, stick to twisted sister and leave the Metal to real men.

  • BLACK213

    Just heard HoC and HOLY FUCK !!! HAIL THE MIGHTY FUCKING KREATOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  • http://www.metalsuckes.net claus

    I accept people comments (negative coments) but by the way..if this new collection of songs are not good…I don’t know what’s left for metallica..slayer, exodus..destruction ..etc etc etc (except for SODOM!) we live in the PRESENT almost any great worldwide metal band is feeding their setlists with old songs, they do not create anything NEW or interesting. I’m waiting for a more experimental risky side for the next album. Not talking about renewal pt. 2, something even more strange, heavy and gloomy.

  • hetsan

    This album doesnt really contain songs with only thrash and without melodic breakdowns but I havet to say when I listened it through, I found the melodies awesome yet still pretty tough. Not any song doesnt bore me… to the afterborn is pretty weird with its almost metalcore sounding chorus. This album doesnt sound that “brutal” to me but i’d give it 9/10.

  • Metaldoesntsuck!

    Kreator is not too thrash metal okay!? its like a mix of speed metal and death metal, some melodic shit in there too but that isnt the point, the new Kreator stuff is dirt, i got a chance to go see them play for free so i figured i would take up the offer and i left before the end of the concert, Kreator does not deserve to be in the world of metal.

  • Powerslave

    WTF??!!???!???
    KREATOR IS NOT THRASH???
    MY GRANDMA IS NOT THRASH!!!

    Hell, Kreator are as Thrash Metal as you can get, sure they’re not like Metallica(old) or anything, but they are like that because they have MUCH less punk in their music, unlike the U.S Metal Bands

    Teutonic Thrash has more Brutal stuff than Punkish stuff(like Anthrax, Metallica and Megadeth, and Sacred Reich etc have)

    Listen to the difference between :

    Anthrax, Metallica(old stuff), Megadeth, 90′s Slayer Albums(Diabolus in Musica and stuff), Exodus

    and

    Kreator, Sodom, Most Slayer Albums, Destruction, and Exhorder