And I prefer to think of myself as cooler than the other side of the pillow, thankyouverymuch. Good day, sir. I said, Good day!

ferfuckssake, editors everywhere. I can’t escape them. Besides, most people would prefer not to hear about my erections.

As for the Metal Church burr in your saddle, after you whined about their latest album repeatedly on a few of my posts I went and checked out some other reviewers’ opinions of This Present Wasteland. Now, I never read other reviews of albums before I write my own because I frankly don’t give a shit unless it’s in Terrorizer or Decibel, however, I wanted to see if I was as offbase as you claimed as I was. After checking out almost 30 reviews, I have to say Sammy, that you are the outsider on this one. Four reviews felt like you did — they couldn’t stand it. Two were meh on it. The other 24 were firmly in my corner singing the album’s praises to the hilt. That doesn’t make me right or you wrong, of course, it’s just a scintillating empirical study.

Needless to say, I think you are cooler than a brown stain on a wifebeater for buying my books!

Your mighty Trojans defeated a dismal OSU in Week 3 who subsequently went on to become one of the hottest teams in the nation. Of course, your mighty Trojans lost to another OSU, Oregon State, who finished up with a whopping 9-4 record. Texas was one dropped interception from beating 11-2 Texas Tech. As for Texas Rip Van Winkle performance against Ohio State, how could truly expect them to be pumped for the Fiesta Bowl when every thinking person in the country realized they were a better team than Oklahoma and they deserved to be playing for the national championship. I guess I will be content with our #3 BCS ranking over the mighty Trojans #5, despite the joke 3-point eclipse your team pulled on Texas in the AP. West coast bias! Of course, Utah makes both of our teams look bad at this point.

;) Kidding Corey. I’m just still pissed at you for recommending that dated, poorly produced, horribly written, lyrically retarded Metal Church album. (But it won’t stopping me from buying your books.)