Comments on: KENTUCKY METALHEAD OFFERING FREE CUNNILINGUS http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/01/12/kentucky-metalhead-offering-free-cunnilingus/ IS FOR LOVERS Fri, 10 Feb 2012 21:01:34 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 By: Slender http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/01/12/kentucky-metalhead-offering-free-cunnilingus/#comment-188611 Slender Tue, 13 Jan 2009 23:21:09 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=10614#comment-188611 I filled out the application for him to diddle my pooder ( only so he can call me and I can tell him he's a fucking moron) and after you submit the application it has a list of other services he provides. I don't remember any except COLLEGE LEVEL MATH TUTORING. "hey Sharon i was thinking after I lick your clit I can show you how to solve for X". I filled out the application for him to diddle my pooder ( only so he can call me and I can tell him he’s a fucking moron) and after you submit the application it has a list of other services he provides. I don’t remember any except COLLEGE LEVEL MATH TUTORING. “hey Sharon i was thinking after I lick your clit I can show you how to solve for X”.

]]> By: Nick http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/01/12/kentucky-metalhead-offering-free-cunnilingus/#comment-188465 Nick Tue, 13 Jan 2009 20:03:32 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=10614#comment-188465 Serial killer? Serial killer?

]]> By: Tim http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/01/12/kentucky-metalhead-offering-free-cunnilingus/#comment-188342 Tim Tue, 13 Jan 2009 08:11:05 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=10614#comment-188342 unsurprisingly, there isn't a testimonial section on his site. unsurprisingly, there isn’t a testimonial section on his site.

]]> By: Joe http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/01/12/kentucky-metalhead-offering-free-cunnilingus/#comment-188308 Joe Tue, 13 Jan 2009 05:34:00 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=10614#comment-188308 Wow. You're THAT desperate, huh, Vince? Wow. You’re THAT desperate, huh, Vince?

]]> By: Paxl Rose http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/01/12/kentucky-metalhead-offering-free-cunnilingus/#comment-188304 Paxl Rose Tue, 13 Jan 2009 05:10:31 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=10614#comment-188304 Gettin' lucky in Kentucky! Gettin’ lucky in Kentucky!

]]> By: Princess http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/01/12/kentucky-metalhead-offering-free-cunnilingus/#comment-188271 Princess Tue, 13 Jan 2009 02:08:55 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=10614#comment-188271 this guy is all win this guy is all win

]]> By: Jason http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/01/12/kentucky-metalhead-offering-free-cunnilingus/#comment-188189 Jason Mon, 12 Jan 2009 23:19:42 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=10614#comment-188189 The best line on his website: "Collections: Transformers (the toys), Swords & Medieval weaponry (temporarily out of my possession)" That is hilarious to me on multiple levels. The best line on his website:

“Collections: Transformers (the toys), Swords & Medieval weaponry (temporarily out of my possession)”

That is hilarious to me on multiple levels.

]]> By: canea http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/01/12/kentucky-metalhead-offering-free-cunnilingus/#comment-188160 canea Mon, 12 Jan 2009 22:35:34 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=10614#comment-188160 hey ladies: nothing is ever free. hey ladies: nothing is ever free.

]]> By: You Don't Know Me http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/01/12/kentucky-metalhead-offering-free-cunnilingus/#comment-188069 You Don't Know Me Mon, 12 Jan 2009 18:59:55 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=10614#comment-188069 I love how he constantly refers to this as a "hobby". I just imagine what a survey he fills out must look like. "Hobbies: watching tv, movies, wearing a black cape, pretending to be a vampire, and giving free oral sex to any woman who wants it." I love how he constantly refers to this as a “hobby”. I just imagine what a survey he fills out must look like.

“Hobbies: watching tv, movies, wearing a black cape, pretending to be a vampire, and giving free oral sex to any woman who wants it.”

]]> By: Walker http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/01/12/kentucky-metalhead-offering-free-cunnilingus/#comment-188056 Walker Mon, 12 Jan 2009 18:02:32 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=10614#comment-188056 I am an Ordained Minister of the Universal Life Church. I can legally marry and baptize people in 48 states. At one time I was a dedicated and Initiated Wiccan Priest in the Coven of Uncharted Waters. Now that is metal as fuck!!! I am an Ordained Minister of the Universal Life Church.
I can legally marry and baptize people in 48 states.
At one time I was a dedicated and Initiated Wiccan Priest in the Coven of Uncharted Waters.

Now that is metal as fuck!!!

]]> By: I, Monarch http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/01/12/kentucky-metalhead-offering-free-cunnilingus/#comment-188051 I, Monarch Mon, 12 Jan 2009 17:41:01 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=10614#comment-188051 lol this is hilarious. Starts off my day right. lol this is hilarious. Starts off my day right.

]]> By: groverXIII http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/01/12/kentucky-metalhead-offering-free-cunnilingus/#comment-188045 groverXIII Mon, 12 Jan 2009 17:28:10 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=10614#comment-188045 Come on... you guys are wishing you had thought of the idea first... Come on… you guys are wishing you had thought of the idea first…

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