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PENIS-SHAPED GUITAR BRINGS NEW MEANING TO THE TERM “FRETBOARD MASTURBATION”

 Wednesday, January 14th, 2009 at 1:45pm by

wangcaster

Presenting “The Wangcaster.” Yngwie, anyone? [Geekologie, via MS Maniac Jesse]

-VN

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  • http://reaper-x.deviantart.com Reaper-X

    I always liked to call fender fans “Strat-o-fappers” or “strat-o-whackers”

    This takes the fucking cake.

  • Will

    This is an oldie (real OLDIE) but goodie. What a fuckin’ guitar!

  • http://metalmartyr.com MetalMartyr.com

    Gives new meaning to “Rock Out With Your Cock Out”. Now I want to see a giant Vagina amp.

  • You Don’t Know Me

    notice the pubic hair pick guard. it’s like they made the guitar with Yngwie or Dream Theater in mind (btw, i love Dream Theater, but you have to admit that a lot of their stuff is just masturbatory as all hell.)

  • http://metalmartyr.com Metalmartyr.com

    They should have made the knobs look like genital warts or herpes.

  • http://www.countshockula.blogspot.com ezra

    Looks pretty unbalanced

  • http://www.myspace.com/jay234t Brutal Jay

    I present to you the new signature series GWAR guitar.

  • Johnny Death

    *Caution – playing Green Day will cause neck to go limp

  • d.o.g.o.b.g.y.n.

    If they only had these guitars 20 years ago, I guarantee the phrase “cock rock” would have a whole new meaning.

  • Malacoda

    what would happen if this guitar met the ladylegs guitar from tenacious d pick of destiny?

  • http://www.myspace.com/bminekime enemyofgod72

    I’d be shocked if Gene Simmons isn’t behind this.

  • Raging Skull

    What the fuck?

  • AnusApache

    With that size it should have been a much darker shade…

  • MentChooste

    I’m the only one in this world. Can please someone join me in this life? Or maybe death…

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  • Jack

    Better the guitar than the mikestand!!