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16 COMMENTS on “PENIS-SHAPED GUITAR BRINGS NEW MEANING TO THE TERM “FRETBOARD MASTURBATION””

1. Reaper-X says:

   January 14, 2009 at 2:22 pm

   I always liked to call fender fans “Strat-o-fappers” or “strat-o-whackers”

   This takes the fucking cake.

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2. Will says:

   January 14, 2009 at 2:23 pm

   This is an oldie (real OLDIE) but goodie. What a fuckin’ guitar!

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3. MetalMartyr.com says:

   January 14, 2009 at 2:25 pm

   Gives new meaning to “Rock Out With Your Cock Out”. Now I want to see a giant Vagina amp.

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4. You Don't Know Me says:

   January 14, 2009 at 3:13 pm

   notice the pubic hair pick guard. it’s like they made the guitar with Yngwie or Dream Theater in mind (btw, i love Dream Theater, but you have to admit that a lot of their stuff is just masturbatory as all hell.)

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5. Metalmartyr.com says:

   January 14, 2009 at 4:00 pm

   They should have made the knobs look like genital warts or herpes.

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6. ezra says:

   January 14, 2009 at 5:56 pm

   Looks pretty unbalanced

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7. Brutal Jay says:

   January 14, 2009 at 6:13 pm

   I present to you the new signature series GWAR guitar.

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8. Johnny Death says:

   January 14, 2009 at 6:23 pm

   *Caution – playing Green Day will cause neck to go limp

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9. d.o.g.o.b.g.y.n. says:

   January 14, 2009 at 7:11 pm

   If they only had these guitars 20 years ago, I guarantee the phrase “cock rock” would have a whole new meaning.

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10. Malacoda says:

    January 14, 2009 at 9:56 pm

    what would happen if this guitar met the ladylegs guitar from tenacious d pick of destiny?

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11. enemyofgod72 says:

    January 14, 2009 at 10:47 pm

    I’d be shocked if Gene Simmons isn’t behind this.

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12. Raging Skull says:

    January 14, 2009 at 11:51 pm

    What the fuck?

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13. AnusApache says:

    January 15, 2009 at 12:07 am

    With that size it should have been a much darker shade…

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14. MentChooste says:

    April 23, 2009 at 9:05 pm

    I’m the only one in this world. Can please someone join me in this life? Or maybe death…

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    July 19, 2009 at 7:12 pm

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    November 22, 2009 at 5:19 pm

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