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I always liked to call fender fans “Strat-o-fappers” or “strat-o-whackers”
This takes the fucking cake.
This is an oldie (real OLDIE) but goodie. What a fuckin’ guitar!
Gives new meaning to “Rock Out With Your Cock Out”. Now I want to see a giant Vagina amp.
notice the pubic hair pick guard. it’s like they made the guitar with Yngwie or Dream Theater in mind (btw, i love Dream Theater, but you have to admit that a lot of their stuff is just masturbatory as all hell.)
They should have made the knobs look like genital warts or herpes.
Looks pretty unbalanced
I present to you the new signature series GWAR guitar.
*Caution – playing Green Day will cause neck to go limp
If they only had these guitars 20 years ago, I guarantee the phrase “cock rock” would have a whole new meaning.
what would happen if this guitar met the ladylegs guitar from tenacious d pick of destiny?
I’d be shocked if Gene Simmons isn’t behind this.
What the fuck?
With that size it should have been a much darker shade…
I’m the only one in this world. Can please someone join me in this life? Or maybe death…
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