Comments on: PENIS-SHAPED GUITAR BRINGS NEW MEANING TO THE TERM “FRETBOARD MASTURBATION” http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/01/14/penis-shaped-guitar-brings-new-meaning-to-the-term-fretboard-masturbation/ Your source for heavy metal news, gossip, MP3s, and assorted idiocy. Sat, 21 Nov 2009 22:28:34 -0800 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.5 hourly 1 By: Chloe http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/01/14/penis-shaped-guitar-brings-new-meaning-to-the-term-fretboard-masturbation/#comment-262612 Chloe Sun, 19 Jul 2009 23:12:27 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=10739#comment-262612 I always read your amazing website every week, its great fun and got lots of interesting information to take in and lots of interesting articles. I always read your amazing website every week, its great fun and got lots of interesting information to take in and lots of interesting articles.

]]> By: MentChooste http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/01/14/penis-shaped-guitar-brings-new-meaning-to-the-term-fretboard-masturbation/#comment-221442 MentChooste Fri, 24 Apr 2009 01:05:18 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=10739#comment-221442 I'm the only one in this world. Can please someone join me in this life? Or maybe death... I’m the only one in this world. Can please someone join me in this life? Or maybe death…

]]> By: AnusApache http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/01/14/penis-shaped-guitar-brings-new-meaning-to-the-term-fretboard-masturbation/#comment-189112 AnusApache Thu, 15 Jan 2009 05:07:31 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=10739#comment-189112 With that size it should have been a much darker shade... With that size it should have been a much darker shade…

]]> By: Raging Skull http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/01/14/penis-shaped-guitar-brings-new-meaning-to-the-term-fretboard-masturbation/#comment-189104 Raging Skull Thu, 15 Jan 2009 04:51:07 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=10739#comment-189104 What the fuck? What the fuck?

]]> By: enemyofgod72 http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/01/14/penis-shaped-guitar-brings-new-meaning-to-the-term-fretboard-masturbation/#comment-189088 enemyofgod72 Thu, 15 Jan 2009 03:47:40 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=10739#comment-189088 I'd be shocked if Gene Simmons isn't behind this. I’d be shocked if Gene Simmons isn’t behind this.

]]> By: Malacoda http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/01/14/penis-shaped-guitar-brings-new-meaning-to-the-term-fretboard-masturbation/#comment-189070 Malacoda Thu, 15 Jan 2009 02:56:41 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=10739#comment-189070 what would happen if this guitar met the ladylegs guitar from tenacious d pick of destiny? what would happen if this guitar met the ladylegs guitar from tenacious d pick of destiny?

]]> By: d.o.g.o.b.g.y.n. http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/01/14/penis-shaped-guitar-brings-new-meaning-to-the-term-fretboard-masturbation/#comment-189033 d.o.g.o.b.g.y.n. Thu, 15 Jan 2009 00:11:18 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=10739#comment-189033 If they only had these guitars 20 years ago, I guarantee the phrase "cock rock" would have a whole new meaning. If they only had these guitars 20 years ago, I guarantee the phrase “cock rock” would have a whole new meaning.

]]> By: Johnny Death http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/01/14/penis-shaped-guitar-brings-new-meaning-to-the-term-fretboard-masturbation/#comment-188994 Johnny Death Wed, 14 Jan 2009 23:23:14 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=10739#comment-188994 *Caution - playing Green Day will cause neck to go limp *Caution – playing Green Day will cause neck to go limp

]]> By: Brutal Jay http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/01/14/penis-shaped-guitar-brings-new-meaning-to-the-term-fretboard-masturbation/#comment-188978 Brutal Jay Wed, 14 Jan 2009 23:13:00 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=10739#comment-188978 I present to you the new signature series GWAR guitar. I present to you the new signature series GWAR guitar.

]]> By: ezra http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/01/14/penis-shaped-guitar-brings-new-meaning-to-the-term-fretboard-masturbation/#comment-188964 ezra Wed, 14 Jan 2009 22:56:41 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=10739#comment-188964 Looks pretty unbalanced Looks pretty unbalanced

]]> By: Metalmartyr.com http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/01/14/penis-shaped-guitar-brings-new-meaning-to-the-term-fretboard-masturbation/#comment-188849 Metalmartyr.com Wed, 14 Jan 2009 21:00:23 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=10739#comment-188849 They should have made the knobs look like genital warts or herpes. They should have made the knobs look like genital warts or herpes.

]]> By: You Don't Know Me http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/01/14/penis-shaped-guitar-brings-new-meaning-to-the-term-fretboard-masturbation/#comment-188836 You Don't Know Me Wed, 14 Jan 2009 20:13:11 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=10739#comment-188836 notice the pubic hair pick guard. it's like they made the guitar with Yngwie or Dream Theater in mind (btw, i love Dream Theater, but you have to admit that a lot of their stuff is just masturbatory as all hell.) notice the pubic hair pick guard. it’s like they made the guitar with Yngwie or Dream Theater in mind (btw, i love Dream Theater, but you have to admit that a lot of their stuff is just masturbatory as all hell.)

]]> By: MetalMartyr.com http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/01/14/penis-shaped-guitar-brings-new-meaning-to-the-term-fretboard-masturbation/#comment-188826 MetalMartyr.com Wed, 14 Jan 2009 19:25:23 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=10739#comment-188826 Gives new meaning to "Rock Out With Your Cock Out". Now I want to see a giant Vagina amp. Gives new meaning to “Rock Out With Your Cock Out”. Now I want to see a giant Vagina amp.

]]> By: Will http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/01/14/penis-shaped-guitar-brings-new-meaning-to-the-term-fretboard-masturbation/#comment-188825 Will Wed, 14 Jan 2009 19:23:21 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=10739#comment-188825 This is an oldie (real OLDIE) but goodie. What a fuckin' guitar! This is an oldie (real OLDIE) but goodie. What a fuckin’ guitar!

]]> By: Reaper-X http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/01/14/penis-shaped-guitar-brings-new-meaning-to-the-term-fretboard-masturbation/#comment-188824 Reaper-X Wed, 14 Jan 2009 19:22:57 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=10739#comment-188824 I always liked to call fender fans "Strat-o-fappers" or "strat-o-whackers" This takes the fucking cake. I always liked to call fender fans “Strat-o-fappers” or “strat-o-whackers”

This takes the fucking cake.

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