Comments on: PENIS-SHAPED GUITAR BRINGS NEW MEANING TO THE TERM “FRETBOARD MASTURBATION”

By: Jack

Jack — Thu, 26 May 2011 20:41:05 +0000

Better the guitar than the mikestand!!

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Liettebrato — Sun, 22 Nov 2009 22:19:04 +0000

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By: MentChooste

MentChooste — Fri, 24 Apr 2009 01:05:18 +0000

I’m the only one in this world. Can please someone join me in this life? Or maybe death…

By: AnusApache

AnusApache — Thu, 15 Jan 2009 05:07:31 +0000

With that size it should have been a much darker shade…

By: Raging Skull

Raging Skull — Thu, 15 Jan 2009 04:51:07 +0000

What the fuck?

By: enemyofgod72

enemyofgod72 — Thu, 15 Jan 2009 03:47:40 +0000

I’d be shocked if Gene Simmons isn’t behind this.

By: Malacoda

Malacoda — Thu, 15 Jan 2009 02:56:41 +0000

what would happen if this guitar met the ladylegs guitar from tenacious d pick of destiny?

By: d.o.g.o.b.g.y.n.

d.o.g.o.b.g.y.n. — Thu, 15 Jan 2009 00:11:18 +0000

If they only had these guitars 20 years ago, I guarantee the phrase “cock rock” would have a whole new meaning.

By: Johnny Death

Johnny Death — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 23:23:14 +0000

*Caution – playing Green Day will cause neck to go limp

By: Brutal Jay

Brutal Jay — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 23:13:00 +0000

I present to you the new signature series GWAR guitar.

By: ezra

ezra — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 22:56:41 +0000

Looks pretty unbalanced

By: Metalmartyr.com

Metalmartyr.com — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 21:00:23 +0000

They should have made the knobs look like genital warts or herpes.

By: You Don't Know Me

You Don't Know Me — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 20:13:11 +0000

notice the pubic hair pick guard. it’s like they made the guitar with Yngwie or Dream Theater in mind (btw, i love Dream Theater, but you have to admit that a lot of their stuff is just masturbatory as all hell.)

By: MetalMartyr.com

MetalMartyr.com — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 19:25:23 +0000

Gives new meaning to “Rock Out With Your Cock Out”. Now I want to see a giant Vagina amp.

By: Will

Will — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 19:23:21 +0000

This is an oldie (real OLDIE) but goodie. What a fuckin’ guitar!

By: Reaper-X

Reaper-X — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 19:22:57 +0000

I always liked to call fender fans “Strat-o-fappers” or “strat-o-whackers”

This takes the fucking cake.