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THE BERZERKER, BOOBS AND BLOOD: A WINNING COMBINATION

 Wednesday, January 14th, 2009 at 12:30pm by

Normally when I think of The Berzerker, I think of this dude:

the-real-berzerker(The one in horns, not the lil’ Asian fella.)

But as long time MetalSucks Maniac Mark Moritz-Rabson recently reminded us, The Berzerker is also one of the many extreme metal acts who, for whatever reason (lack of time and resources, mostly), we have generally failed to cover here at MetalSucks.

So here’s The Berzerker’s recent video for the track “Internal Examination.” It’s only the second best blood-drenched titties video I’ve ever seen, but still…

-AR

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  • Jesse

    It would have been bad ass if they had Mr. Fuji in there. Still a ridiculous video to say the least.

  • dthrasher

    My love for you is like a truck…berzerker!

  • Fink

    http://content7.flixster.com/question/53/96/65/5396657_std.jpg

    My love for you is ticking clock, berzerker!
    Would you like to suck my cock, berzerker!

    I’m with you, dthrasher.

  • mrsaucy

    Ok video. Lair of the Minotaurs video is untouchable though. What was up with the shitty snare drum sound on that song. Ruined the whole song for me.

  • http://www.coreymitchell.com Corey Mitchell

    Bite your bloody tongue, Axl. The Berzerker made my Top 10 albums of 2008 here at MetalSucks!!

  • Johnny

    Vocals suck.

    Music is awsome.

    Titties = Amazing.

  • You Don’t Know Me

    completely forgot about this band until you guys posted this. good stuff.

    btw, i love how MetalSucks seems to have a fascination with old school pro wrestling since, as far as i can remember, this isn’t the first time you guys have made a reference to a wrestler from the late 80′s/early 90′s.

  • 7000 Niggers On A Spaceship

    too slow

    haha

  • Dr J

    Glad they got rid of the masks.

  • TedTedPoleyPoley

    nice

  • Malacoda

    its not just because i sent this in, but the berzerker is fucking awesome. corey – good pick

  • Qella

    Do chicks like that really exist? The only females I see at shows are either emo-ed out, or fat and ugly with too much shit in their face.
    At least I have videos such as this and the LOTM one.
    shwing!!

  • AnusApache

    The crystal Meth style Cowbell is almost as good as the bloody “money shots” near the end

  • dicknballs

    Did he just say making fuck?

  • mr_Izan

    @coreymitchell

    ummmm bite your tongue axl? I didn’t see one negative thing said about berzerker in this post.

    but yes they are def top 10 material. i remember the first time i heard dissimulate, i was fucking blown away.

  • LtCrumpet

    pingpingpingpingpingpingpingpingpingpingping.

  • http://www.coreymitchell.com Corey Mitchell

    @mr_Izan:

    ummmm bite your tongue axl? I didn’t see one negative thing said about berzerker in this post.

    Axl said we rarely cover The Berzerker here at MetalSucks. I reminded him they were on my year end Top 10 list for 2008.

    Not sure what your point is…

  • http://www.coreymitchell.com Corey Mitchell

    @mr_Izan:

    Here is my Top 10 list from last month in case you missed it the first time around.

  • http://www.coreymitchell.com Corey Mitchell
  • Malacoda

    @ corey – thanks for helping spread the awesomeness that is industrial death metal.

    and anyone who wants to watch the video, the link is dead, so you have to go here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJdgCVIHCvA
    and click watch in high quality. cause, you want bloody boobs in High quality, anyway, right?

  • Beavis

    Uh, are those chicks, like, on their periods?

  • wata

    Cowbell blast beats at their finest.

  • Damotello

    I’d like to believe this video will be a step towards eradicating the sexism prevalent in much of modern metal. Nothing says “respect me” like having your knockers blood-spunked on.

    I totally would, mind you.