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WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUCK MY COCK, BERZERKER?

 Thursday, January 15th, 2009 at 2:30pm by

That Berzerker video Axl posted yesterday was all well and boobalicious, but when I think of Berzerker, much like MS commenters dthrasher and Fink, I immediately think of this scene from the classic Kevin Smith movie Clerks:

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  • Fink

    That’s beautiful, man.

  • http://www.myspace.com/damagedmike DamagedMike

    I thought I was only one making that connection. Classic fucking movie.

  • http://www.radioactivesandwich.com slice two

    i love this movie.

  • Flint

    Such a good movie, like all of Smith’s

  • Anthony

    Whenever I hear about Berzerker I only think about Clerks. The band doesn’t really do much for me.

  • amy

    fuck your yankee blue jeans rotfl

  • mahkiavelli

    That never gets old.

  • DanyLektro

    If you “buy” the soundtrack, the the entire song is actually there and somehow, hearing the two-minute masterpiece of idiocy doesn’t make it any less hilarious. Downlo..er.. buy it if you can :)

  • groverXIII

    “Did he just say ‘making fuck’?”

  • TTquick

    “Skerlnick” to all you fine ladies. Fucking classic!

  • http://www.hibernum.net hibernum

    Hey, since this is totally random, and I have a totally random Idea, how about totally random shit for the winter-time. Since we don’t have merry PX-mas to cheer us up. Like Vintersorg. Don’t you love Vintersorg? I know you do.

    And Bathory’s viking material. Because now that winter is here, it feels more viking, like that Tyr song Hail to the Hammer. For rizzle.

    Bathory’s most epic of all time (play this at my funeral kinda crap, based on Gustav Holst of course)
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQwQw8Tfml4&fmt=18

    Tyr (I know you guys like Tyr, or so you confesseth)
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=se78ttwyrcQ

    Also, we need more Axel Rose snake dance in support of Chinese Democracy. Do people find it as much of a let down, over time, as The Phantom Menace??

  • Elias

    Someone should tell Mr. Olaf that the pussy troll will bite his wee wee off. My mom told me so.

  • http://metalmartyr.com MetalMartyr.com

    I saw a Berzerker cd in a record store today. There was no thought in mind to buy it. Instead I bought a 2 pack of British Steel and Screaming For Vengeance (replacements) for 12 bucks instead. I think I chose well.