“MOST METAL FACE” BLOODBATH GUITAR CONTEST WINNER ANNOUNCED!
Thursday, January 22nd, 2009 at 4:15pm by MetalSucks
Thanks to all who entered our “Most Metal Face” Bloodbath Guitar Contest. Even to those of you who were too stupid to attach any picture at all, thanks for proving once again why metalheads are at the very top of the genepool hierarchy. We had a great laugh sifting through your attempts at metal faces; special shoutouts go out to Carl Gasbarro, Steven Albano and Adam Bailey for their top-tier metal mugs. But the lucky winner of the Bloodbath signature model Mayones guitar is Kaylin Cariens of Avondale, Arizona, pictured below in all her metal-faced glory. Thanks Kaylin, and keep an eye out for your new guitar in the mail!
I wanna see some of the peeps that didn’t make it damn it!
Damnit i guess i cant compete with corpse paint and a yellow slide.
That is a dumb metal face. My friend’s submission is metal!
Check it Out: http://i487.photobucket.com/albums/rr236/Mezeppa23/STA70143.jpg
Hardly
This was my entry. http://img246.imageshack.us/img246/4559/metalfacexe4.jpg
everyone knows girls cant play guitar
Yeah, can you please put up all the pictures of us losers for us to laugh at?
tits > metal faces, and that is why she won.
@Steve M, Yeah man there is nothing more metal than a man who looks like a child molester. Not. fucking wierdo.
corpse paint is retarded…. that picture is fucking stupid…. go fuck a goat! corpse paint isn’t metal..it’s for pussies that have a low self esteem and don’t like the way they look or sound… tired of this idiotic shit
She’s probably very good at guitar….as well as numerous other things *wink*
Oh, I’m sorry, I could’ve sworn this was the “Most Metal Camel Toe” photo contest.
Yeah, I gotta call this one too. That’s all corpse paint and not real metal face. Yes, the slide made it semi-funny but I think you guys could have done much better than that.
ahh man, so close! congrats to the winner though.
Damnit! I’m so fucking jealous…Congratulations Kaylin.
I concure! I thought it was most metal face, not pose?!?! and this is neither! corpse paint is weak and if you aren’t from norway, sweden or around them’parts than it sure as shit is a sign of an actual poser, it’s seriously just as bad as papa roach saying that every album is the heaviest yet and that they use Pantera for creative inspiration, which is just a lie, so yeh, I guess if it doesn’t say Fred Durst on it than you don’t have a problem with it…. I on the other hand calls’em like’s i see’em and I just can’t take it seriously and am disappointed in the lack of judgment on your part…. I don’t know, what a waste of a great instrument.
and since when in the history of the world did a chick make a better metal face than a dude? i’m done ranting…..that’s that and whatever but seriously
more like most metal snooch
She’s got nice boobs.
Who wasn’t thinking that???
Boobs win again!
weak weak choice. that’s not a metal face it’s makeup. i call shenanigans.
Thanks for the shout out guys, you know I tried my hardest lol!
is she wearing a metallica shirt????????
Looks like an Emperor shirt to me
sounds like theres a bunch of sore losers
Dudes, stop bitching. It’s semantics.
It was taken as a joke a while back, and I figured I’d enter.
and yeah, it’s an Emperor shirt from their LA concert a few years back.
You morons. It’s a fucking joke. The corpsepaint isn’t to be taken seriously. Some of you “tr00 kvlt” idiots need to get a sense of humor and never have children.
Seriously, shut the fuck up, all of you. I’m good friends with Kaylin, and she’s the most badass metal person I know. And this just proves she more metal than all of you bitchy ass cunts.
if i’m retarded and shouldn’t have kids and if this is so metal, could someone please tell me what makes it the utmost of metal? other than the fact that you know this person… if this were just a make a dumb fuckin picture that makes metal look like oversized muffin tops with a shitty icing job than it would be fine….just fine…. so… please…could someone answer the question that I’ve put forth, without saying “relax, it’s a good joke picture”
Because of the irony, sir.
Muffin top comment (and the cameltoe one from way back) = Dude, it was an insane position to hold for as long as I did. Stop using personal attacks to justify your whining.
Ya know the picture isn’t all that metal. Funny at best. Let them take all the “personal attacks” they want while you bask in the mystery of how to play your new instrument. You won do you really give a fuck what these cunts think. I think its pretty entertaining.
that’s a stupid picture…
w/e
enjoy the guitar
here’s my entry for anyone who’s interested:
http://s151.photobucket.com/albums/s142/vans_am/?action=view¤t=l_e35f5918f7eab150b4e298ea57764359.jpg
Yeah, you guys who are whining about losing, shut the fuck up. You guys are serious losers. Grow a pair and man up and just accept the fact that you all suck and Kaylin won. I believe Helmskey summed it up best.
Fat metal chics rule!!!
Dudes you’re all fucking sore losers. The irony is hilarious, what with a blue sky and a yellow slide. You’re all just jealous you didn’t think of it first. Way to go K!!!
I hate you fuckin faggots, is the title just an Ironic Joke,
how come when you win the any contest you hold any more you win stoopid un metal shit, and fuck you with saturday song to get high to, im sorry DOPG , (Please spend your time correcting my grammmer, its so metal sucks, and cant wait for your whats the best color for pop loving dorks to say is metal,
Bye he Bye, God forbid is suck, you would hear that but cant bash the help
Woah, I’m no Fonz but there’s some bitter goons on here. The winner has been chosen by the organiser’s personal judgement and case closed.
Corpsepaint / child’s slide comedy contrast = exactly what the comp was supposed to be about, no?
This jealous, nasty human species is doomed I tell you!
I really can’t believe how angry people are getting. It’s pretty obvious that it was going to be a ‘fun’ picture that won – this is metal sucks after all! Also the picture is very striking with it’s use of colour, so well done!
I’m slightly scared that half the people entering this competition probably thought that it was their chance to get into a pissing competition about how metal they are, completely missing the point; the competition was a bit of fun aimed squarely at showing that we understand how ridiculous metal can come across at times!
I’d hit it.
But leave the makeup on. ;)
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LOGS/FASKINGS.
fucking random ^
oh i get it, its ironic
great job guys
you people scare me
Fools, you all!! This was all just a trick to get more pictures for the funny caption contest, and now there’s probably enough for the whole year! That guitar looked pretty badass though, not gonna lie…
irony may be irony, and they may use iron as a metal substance to build and whatnot, we do need iron in our human diet, I believe TOTAL brand cereal has 0 of your daily intake value, but that the root of irony is iron still does not make it metal. nobody has been able to answer the question I’ve put forth…nobody can explain what made it metal, jokes aren’t metal, they’re for fuckin Dane Cook and Katt Williams….metal is not a joke……… Shenanigans…… for all of you that don’t know what a shenanigan is, it is pronounced: shə-ˈna-ni-gən, : a devious trick used especially for an underhand purpose…… and that ladies and gents is what we have here. no sore losing just folks that don’t respect other folks that they respect not to pull the wool over their eyes.
self proclaimed mtv reality show lovers. that kind’ve explains everything
I still say she’s got nice tits.
No shit.
what a bunch of pissy cry baby losers….remember make up stings when you cry.
Laughed my ass off when I saw this. Congrats on the guitar!
Corpse paint or no corpse paint.
Id hit it!!!!
Doublejtrain- …What did you even say?
Jacketpig- Thank you for actually understanding the point of view I was coming from.
Come on, everyone knows that metal elitists both sound and [can] look ridiculous.
But yeah, thank you everyone.
@bllodjunkie
No, THIS is a dumb picture:
http://s151.photobucket.com/albums/s142/vans_am/?action=view¤t=Photo0348A.jpg
thanks for the album link, jackass.
Congrats kayiin, im jealous as shit.
LOL! Nice pic
I wasn’t participating since I live in the fucking as of the world but just for fun I sent mine
and no, I dont like the winner pic, but bleh, congrats to the lady.
you can also see my pic here:
http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w163/Lux6/Luz01.jpg
You guys are a bunch of crybabies…
Kaylin rocks.
is it me or is there a bunch of fat shit metal whores in avondale playing at thier little suburb playground god bless track housing for producing obese chicks in king diamond make up
Does she know the guitar is not made from chocolate. After she finds out have her send it back then for her to pawn it for a little debbie sampler pack.. we should do this contest over
Blah, this photo sucked. It’s kinda asd that this competition was only in the US, because i always wanted to have a Mayones Setius and still i have cash for the guitar.
btw. Grats. Enjoy the POLISH guitar :P
i haven’t cash* :P
holy shit, your all assholes. what is this, blabbermouth.net?!? i mean, fuck, this whole site is made for people who love metal, but know sometimes, its stereotypes are jokes. goddamnit, i need more hobbies…and a differnet kind of people to be around.fucking losers.