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FUNNY PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST: WIN AN UNDERWORLD SOUNDTRACK AND POSTER!

Friday, January 23rd, 2009 at 4:45pm by

goatwhore guyCongrats to “Sacajawea” for winning last week’s funny photo caption contest. Sacajewea will receive that sweet Zakk Wylde Knucklebonz desk statue for coming up with the following caption to the photo at right:

It’s obvious by the headbands and wristbands that Derek is a health nut. He even went so far as to buy a shirt that at fist glance he thought said “Oatwhore”.

This week we’re giving away a copy of the soundtrack for the brand new film Underworld (soundtrack features Puscifer, The Deftones, Genghis Tron and others — preview some tracks on the Underworld MySpace page) as well as a full size movie poster. Just post the funniest caption to the below photo and they shall be yours.

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  • http://www.myspace.com/jay234t Brutal Jay

    Buckethead expands his audience and speaks out against the unjust abuse of beer.

  • http://www.myspace.com/orchids Daisy May Tinklepants

    Children of Beerdom pose for a photo session while promoting their new album “Hate Brew Death Roll”

  • uncle sherm

    eat the beer!

  • groverXIII

    The Drunken Knights of Lord Heineken celebrate another successful day of rape and pillaging.

  • Nate

    This is not an entry, just a comment:

    The one they picked for the Goatwhore pic is not funny. What a rip…

  • why not?

    “Alexi check it out, you can just open all the beers at once and they’ll just pour right into your mouth!….Alexi?

    Alexi: “Slaaaayyyyyyyyyeeeerrrrrrr!”

  • Jesse

    Children of Bodom just could not understand why Disney wouldn’t let them play at The House of Blues.

  • Reaperatty

    That Strange Brew marathon was awesome!!

  • Jesse

    BTW: Sacajewea’s was the funniest last time IMO. Fuckin’ Oatwhore.

  • http://cumshotpoontang.com Ken M

    “hi, im alexi laiho and I have let me career go down the shitter”

    wait thats not a joke thats actually fact…..

  • tyler09

    When taking “BEER!” by Psychostick goes too far

  • dthrasher

    You should have people vote on the ten best captions to determine the winner or something because the winning captions lately have been fucking terrible. Granted, its hard to come up with a great caption for a picture that is barely funny in the first place, but still…

  • Insomnivore

    I’s hard to take the piss out of what is the probably most Metal ever picture taken, so I won’t try. Wanting to be those guys is what got me into this in the first place.

  • d.o.g.o.b.g.y.n.

    “I hold in my hand… the LAST box of Heineken!”

  • \m/Eluveitie\m/

    Mayhem warms up for their Metal: A Headbanger’s Journey interview…

    “We are pretty true to ourselves…we never bargain with our stuff, you know. We just release it. People don’t like it, then fuck them, you know! That’s why we are here! Germany sucks for us, we are here to make, you know, a statement saying ‘yeah, Mayhem, we rule! We are the fuckin’ best metal band out there, if people don’t recognize it, fuck them! We never negotiate or come to terms, fuck you! You know what I mean?”

    “Can you repeat the question?”

    “A lot of people we’ve talked to have said that black metal is starting to lose touch with it’s roots”

    “Who are they? Which ones? Who the fuck are you talking to? Fuck them, you know”

    “Do you have any comments about that?”

    “Fuck that. Yeah I have a comment…fuck you! You know”

    (hiccup)

  • \m/Eluveitie\m/

    We’ve got a little rule back home, if it’s brown, drink it down…if it’s black, send it to Count Grishnackh

  • Jesse

    45 more caps and that Heineken key chain is ours!

  • Dave B

    Gotta pile on and say that the winning comment decider is fucking up old school. I am high as shit right now and still not laughing at the winner.

    I mean, Oatwhore? That is the comedy equivalent of a punch in the nuts in a PG rated movie.

  • Evilness

    Hanson
    Present Day 2009

    (the kid drummer is OD’ing on cough syrup off camera)

  • Christina Taylor

    Beer Man: I am Beer man and this is my loyal side kick beer boy

    Beer Boy: Cheers!

  • lern2swim

    I have to agree that the winners lately have sucked fat donkey cock. I’m pretty sure you guys just get high and eeny meeny miney moe it.

  • key

    an inside look into the making of Are You Dead Yet

  • Oatwhore

    (yep, that was me!)

    And that has to be Terry & Deaner’s Scandinavian cousins, drunk, cursing their old friend Thor (Tron’s Scandinavian cousin). “THOR FUNKIN BLOWS”

  • Gaspa

    He’s Marco Hietala from Nightwish!!! He is GOD!!!

  • Zach

    A rare case of the symptom “Wyldeaholicism,” in which the subject gets so drunk they believe they are Zakk Wylde. (This does not make them awesome guitar players.)

  • http://www.myspace.com/srtipsy srtipsy

    beer making our body good.

  • Joe

    We give thanks to the Allfather for the 10.95 necessary to procure this mostly tasteless imported brew, and for the cunning to fashion the packages into helmets. Hail!

  • chimaira87

    The outdrink oldschool Mustaine challange during the 2008 Gigan Tour

  • You Don’t Know Me

    From the well-lit, brewing-temperature regions of Anheuser-Busch hails Drinksum Morbir, a self-proclaimed “black-ale” metal band who have released such albums as “Not-So-Spiritual Black Hangovers”, “Beer Pong Armageddon”, and “I’m Sorte Buzzed”.

  • http://fantasyh.wordpress.com fantasyh

    Look kids, Finnish metal musicians in their natural habitat, competing in their country’s most popular sport

  • Damotello

    “Yigshamesh Alexi! It appears we have run out of brewskis! I’ll go get some more while you stay here and continue being overrated on guitar yah?”

  • http://www.bt.dk T-bag

    Ahhhhhhhhhh-Zee germans….

  • DNS666

    Building up on their dating experiences, passionate fans have finally come up with an affordable way to make the new Guns ‘n Roses album “Chinese Democracy” actually enjoyable.

  • Balls666

    Heineken moves to focus on a more edgy demographic, but fail miserably as consumers refuse to call themselves “Heiny-heads”

  • Bicro

    Hi, welcome to Finland, my name is Alexi, can I take your stinkin’ beer crown?

  • Sean

    “Vee loves da Heineken, ya!”. From the makers of Beerfest comes the sequel “Abutment Festival”. Drinken, drinken, drinken!

  • Walker

    Axl and Vince during the so called “Server Issues” earlier this week.

  • http://www.myspace.com/the_night_side_of_eden Jess

    COB: So drunk, they serenade their beer.

  • RobotScythe

    Dude, when I’m done with this beer, let’s log on to Metalsucks and tell those fuckers how un-funny this shit is.

  • http://www.youtube.com/nobudgettelevision C.J. the D.J.

    And it’s only Tuesday.

  • FuckmyName

    Fuckin oatwhore wins this one already!!! Bastard beat me to a Fubar comment

  • hegy

    January 20th, 2009:

    Celebrating the rebirth of America…with imported beer.

  • Leprosy

    fuck you alexi, i can totally hits a higher note than that one singer guy from that band uhhhhhhhhhh whats the name ummmmmmm final product… final product.. OH NEVERMORE; yeah, get ready to be amazed bitch.

  • ABBA freak

    HEY ALEXI, this shit only has 10% alcohol in it so we arent as near as fucked up as we are supposed to be!!!

  • crapper50

    Stay strong, ….we shall find that golden ticket!

  • Z

    Not only does Alexi think he’s better than John Petrucci, but clearly thinks he’s also better than Buckethead.

  • jacob

    And here we have the 19-year-old who attempted to smash 40 watermelons with his head, along with his brother who attempted to complete the quest for him when he was stopped. So, have you decided yet whether or not your Autistic daughter be joining our ‘family’?

  • VenomHead

    Heineken gone , get a life, looooooooooooser

  • steven

    If carling done metal bands, they’d be the best metal bands in the world.
    If heinekin done hats, they’d look like that.

  • Marion WaterDragon

    Oh Hail to thee, Oh mighty God of Beer, Oh Hail Beer God Heineken!
    Bestow upon us your gift of Beer. We want more! We want More!
    Blessed Be to the God of beer Heineken!

  • e

    This is not a blond moment.

  • http://www.myspace.com/maniacalstillness el

    Greeting unidentified flying objects.

  • Large Jockstrap

    1st children of bodom cover 80s bands like motley crue and w.a.s.p.

    now they try and act like motley crue

  • http://myspace Jef

    Beer , paper hats and Heinken cracker jacks !

  • Plastik

    They will erase the human race, time to kiss your ass goodbye!

  • bradican

    try not to smoke crack when you pick the next winner

  • zombIE

    In 2012 these two shall be the last known men to survive… They shall repopulate the earth with woman of every race and it is clear to see that only Heineken can give these kings the energy to do so.

  • palinaborted

    This is not a beer. This is a compass that will guide you to the most brutal of drunken stupors and give you metal goggles through which you might submit to temptation and fuck that ugly chick in the back of your mom’s mini-van.

  • http://semira.soup.io girfulfilled

    An hour after rocking out to Journey, Joe and little Timmy enjoyed several rounds of Heineken, followed by an intimate and heartfelt lip-sync to “When You Love a Woman.” They were seen leaving together that night.

  • http://kingdomofnoise.blogspot.com Qella

    Do you like by beer box hat, BERZERKER?!!!

  • http://technewsweek.blogspot.com samurai_47

    And now the mighty Thor shall drink for the goblet of hei… i mean eternal life!!

  • Lars Ulrich Jew Extraordinare

    to let you all know this is a funny photo caption contest; not a funny comment about the picture shown

  • Mr Garland

    Beavis and Butthead were still under the impression that they were drunk when the officer informed them that the beer was in fact, non alcoholic.

  • Blackthorned

    “I don’t give a fuck if you crate me.”

  • skepticsteve

    aaahhhh the new beer for the true metal heads… helinakan.. oops heineken

  • http://metalmartyr.com MetalMartyr.com

    Speaking of Underworld 3, or whatever you want to call it…I want to fuck Rhona Mitra.

  • http://www.thevoiceless.tv TheVoicelessbass

    Beer: Its the cause and solution to all of life’s problems

  • http://technewsweek.blogspot.com samurai_47

    not a caption just and observation…. Why the hell is there an ad for the cutest kid of the year on this page?

  • Illedge

    First we smoke our bongs!
    Then we wear our heinies!

  • whatthefuck..

    I am not witty. or funny. so I’m not submitting.

    I just want to say, are there seriously people who come to this site who do not recognize alexi laiho?
    ridiculous. I’m ashamed.
    and also, it’s possible the ms mansion cannot pick a hilarious caption because one is never presented as an option. reading through some of these, I sense this is highly likely.

  • Jimbo

    Toki Wartooth and Skwisgaar Skwigelf spotted outside a Children of Bodom show.

  • Angel

    The Scrapped Cover To Children Of Bodom’s Unreleased Album “Are You Drunk Yet?”

  • Dorito

    Life was unfulfilled from just drinking Heineken. Wearing it though? Life complete.

  • Retro

    Devin Townsend correcting a young fan’s erroneous drinking habits, by showing him how they drink beer in Canada.

  • Jers

    HEINEKEN?! FUCK THAT SHIT! PABST BLUE RIBBON!

  • Metalmaster

    If I eat this box, will you shove that bottle up my ass?

  • fatknotz

    Party on…. wait what’s your name again….. oh shit what’s my name?

  • Devilwoman

    Fabio in his teenage years, taken from the “I can’t believe it’s not Miller” commercial.

  • Nate Keegan

    Due to the recent economic woes and an extremely cold winter, northern europeans took to wearing just about anything to keep warm.

  • waaaat

    while the christmas party was kicking off. He thought he saw a reindeer…

  • Belinda

    Practicing for the KTO frat initiation party. Brothers in beer . . . keeps of the Tri Deltas.
    They Tri Delta because everyone else has.

  • gomattygo

    Bud-weis-er!

  • PIZZ

    # Plastik Says:
    January 25th, 2009 at 2:47 pm

    They will erase the human race, time to kiss your ass goodbye!

    Man, what are those lyrics from. I’ve got the song in my head and I can’t figure out who it is.

  • \m/Eluveitie\m/

    @PIZZ

    The band is Red Fang

  • http://kisskisslyricschrisbrown.blogspot.com/ Leon Wolf

    Also–pretty sure those Springsteen lyrics are, \”Revved up like a deuce (as in \”little deuce coupe!), another runner in the night.\”