Tour de Force

WHY ARE THE FACELESS THE LUCKIEST BAND EVER?

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The more I listen to Evisceration Plague, the most I wanna have Cannibal Corpse’s abortion (And it’s streaming on their MySpace page right now!).

The album just rocks so fucking hard, and it makes me so happy to listen to, I really can’t even begin to tell you.

So. By June of 2009 – not even a full half way through the year – The Faceless will have toured with Cynic, Meshuggah, Arsis, Misery Index, The Tony Danza Tap Dance Extravanganza, and, now CANNIBAL FUCKING CORPSE.

(And Neuraxis! And Obscura, who I don’t really know, but hoo-ray for exclamation points!)

Normally I would now write something along the lines of, “I don’t know who The Faceless blew to get on so many awesome tours, but now I do know why they all have such great skin” – except that, oh yeah, I fucking love The Faceless and named their 2008 release Planetary Duality my #2 album of the year. So, y’know, good for them. Hopefully only good things are gonna happen for these dudes, ’cause they deserve it.

Here are tour dates. I am actually considering getting on the MetalSucksCycle¬† and driving to Poughkeepsie for this thing. And I vowed I’d never go back to Poughkeepsie. Never!

April 02 – Asheville, TN – Orange Peel
April 03 – Memphis, TN – New Daisy Theatre
April 04 – Tulsa, OK – The Marquee
April 06 – Salt Lake City, UT – Avalon
April 07 – Boise, ID – Knitting Factory
April 08 – Spokane, WA – Knitting Factory
April 10 – Vancouver, BC – Croatian Cultural Center
April 11 – Kelowna, BC – Habitat
April 12 – Edmonton, AB – The Starlite
April 13 – Calgary, AB – McEwan Ballroom
April 14 – Regina, SK – Riddell
April 15 – Winnipeg, MB – The Garrick
April 17 – Minneapolis, MN – Station 4
April 18 – Milwaukee, WI – Eagles Ballroom
April 19 – Grand Rapids, MI – Intersection
April 21 – Montreal, QC – The Medley
April 22 – Ottawa, ON – Babylon
April 23 – Quebec City, QC – Le Capitole
April 24 – Poughkeepsie, NY – The Chance
April 25 – Richmond, VA – Alley Katz
April 26 – Jacksonville, NC – Hooligan’s Music Hall
April 27 – Jacksonville, FL – Freebird Live

-AR

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