Comments on: NATURAL BOOBS = GOOD AUDIO QUALITY

By: Adam

Adam — Fri, 30 Jan 2009 00:51:59 +0000

Umm, I like (natural) B36s. What do they qualify as? Those half size vinyls?

I actually work in a music warehouse and I’ve seen vinyls that are roughly twice as wide in diameter as a CD, and I’ve seen the full sized vinyls that if you whacked someone over the head with them, you’d probably knock em out cold. The smaller ones I references in my first sentence are more like big ninja stars…

By: Jamie

Jamie — Thu, 29 Jan 2009 23:14:14 +0000

What I wanna know is… where does my penis go? That’s *all* I need to know.

By: DT

DT — Thu, 29 Jan 2009 04:32:22 +0000

Both have pro’s & cons. At a party, is it better blare vinyl records out the back yard, changing sides every half hour arguing with every cunt about what to put on next – or setting up the 5-stack CD player & changing it probably once? Better yet an MP3 player on shuffle?

Who has time to sit next to the record player wanking over the sound quality anymore? A cup naturals are fine, but I’d take DD’s anyday.

By: Chip Northcutt

Chip Northcutt — Thu, 29 Jan 2009 02:52:17 +0000

I like real boobs. I like vinyl. The death magnetic mastering is the equivalent Pamela Anderson’s Chest. Mastering can either perfect music or destroy it, vinyl is generally mastered better because the pressing of vinyl requires it.

By: malacoda

malacoda — Thu, 29 Jan 2009 02:49:12 +0000

@ seveword: lol.

I like both vinyl and Cd sound. mp3 sucks.

By: Vinnie

Vinnie — Wed, 28 Jan 2009 23:52:17 +0000

I’ve lately made the resolution to buy all of the music in which I’m interested on vinyl. It’s not because I feel that it sounds better than CDs or MP3s; although I do transfer the records to my iPod at the highest audio resolution offered by Garageband. I find that by purchasing my music on vinyl I’m forced to be selective and search for that often elusive vinyl pressing.

I will say, though, this “vinyl renaissance” – as the major labels and music writers have called it – has made it easier for me to get my mitts on wax.

Long live the real boobs.

By: Self-Titled

Self-Titled — Wed, 28 Jan 2009 23:32:59 +0000

hahahahahahahah well i was gonna comment but all i can do is laugh hahahhahahahahaha. ahhh thats tits

By: Brett

Brett — Wed, 28 Jan 2009 22:24:05 +0000

I still prefer CDs, however I favor a dirtier audio production for a lot of the bands I listen to. How terrible was that over-produced slop that All That Remains put out? Even on vinyl that can’t sound good.

By: seveword

seveword — Wed, 28 Jan 2009 21:57:14 +0000

I enjoy sleeping with starving 10 year old boys, so I don’t really get his argument.

By: Princess

Princess — Wed, 28 Jan 2009 21:24:58 +0000

oooh! i have vinyl boobies! YESSSSSSSS

By: Iron Mayden

Iron Mayden — Wed, 28 Jan 2009 21:19:48 +0000

Ever ask a girl if she’s had a boob job and she tells you, “No, these are all natural. i haven’t had a boob job, just a breast augmentation” leaving you confused on whether that constitutes as a boob job or not?

MP3′s are the breast augmentation of music.

By: JC

JC — Wed, 28 Jan 2009 21:15:03 +0000

LOL!! That is classic!! Good post Vince!!