HOW SLAYER ALMOST ENDED UP NOT BEING IN GUITAR HERO: METALLICA

Thursday, January 29th, 2009 at 3:00pm by

When the track list for the upcoming Guitar Hero: Metallica video game was announced a week or two back, we were flooded with e-mails asking us to post about it. But why should we? The tracklist is solid – certainly way better than I thought it would be, in terms of not making you play too much from the band’s wasted years – but there wasn’t much actual news to the announcement.

ANYWAY, there will be, of course, a bunch of non-Metallica songs included in the game (which were allegedly selected by the members of Metallica themselves), including Slayer’s “War Ensemble.” As it turns out, though, Slayer almost ended up not being in the game at all – and not because of their ongoing rivalry with the Metallicats. Lead GH: Metallica designer Alan Flores explained to MTV:

We’ve had Slayer in [a "Guitar Hero" game] before. But now, you can sing their lyrics. It’s a totally different ball of wax. We had the song “Angel of Death” cleared. Anybody that knows Slayer knows that that song is not about, “Hey, it’s good to go out there and do these terrible things.” They did a song about a really bad guy and it’s obvious that they didn’t put any commentary into the song, but some people interpreted it the incorrect way.

And that controversy probably blew over 10, 15 years ago, right? Everybody knows that, but it’s going to show up in a video game and some parents might see it. We couldn’t get that song cleared, and we had to take it off. Which personally killed me because Slayer was my absolute favorite band when I was in high school. And Lars was like, “We have to get Slayer, we have to get Slayer, we have to get Slayer.”

Then we got “War Ensemble” cleared, but it’s after we’ve gone down the line and got all our songs done. Lars really wanted it in the game. I really wanted it in the game. But I didn’t want to be the guy who broke the bad news to everybody and says to the people on the team, “Hey, you know what? You all need to stay late and do extra work because Lars wants a song in the game.” But he was really adamant that it needed to be in the game.

So we sucked it up, we did the extra amount of effort to put the song into the game at the last minute. But it’s Slayer. It just makes the game so much better. That song puts the high-end difficulty in there; it’s harder than anything else in the game, and it’s even hard on bass. And you can imagine what it’s like on drums with double bass pedals. It’s insane. It took a lot of extra work on our part. In the end, I’m glad we did it, and I appreciate everybody that had to pull together to try and get it done.

While I understand the concern of having kids sing lyrics about Auschwitz, you have to see the humor in having kids sing the lyrics to “War Ensemble” instead. In case you’ve forgotten said lyrics, here’s a sample:

Propaganda death ensemble
Burial to be
Corpses rotting through the night
In blood laced misery
Scorched earth the policy
The reason for the seige
The pendulum exchange the blade
for strafing air blood raid

So, there you have it. The parents of America can rest easy knowing their kids will now be playing a more wholesome, less controversial Slayer song.

-AR

  • Johnny

    I’d love to see little kids singing I Cum Blood on rock band or guitar hero. That would be amazing.

  • Jenna

    @ Johnny; If that happened I’d have faith in today’s youth.

    Well, at least maybe all the little 10 year olds will get into Slayer as a form of rebelling against their parents. “Hey, mom, if you try and make me clean my room, I’ll turn you into a CORPSE ROTTING THROUGH THE NIIIIIGHT!”

  • Nick

    Guess who got the last possible standing room tickets to tonights show? I bet no one cares, but still, HA!

  • nick

    My back hurts. my lip is a little swollen. I have work at 8AM, HA!. I have a giant deflated metallica beach ball.I have an autographed guitar pick. Night.

  • http://laburroteca.com K-milo

    Priceless! Actually i think that “Chemical Warfare” could have been a better choice!

  • http://astore.amazon.com/cheap.electric.guitars.discount-20 seks hikaye

    Good piece.

  • Blake

    The lyrics are actually:

    “The pendulum it shaves the blade
    Strafing air blood raid”

    But close enough.

    /drunk “lyric nazi” moment

  • logs/faskings

    THAT’S BECAUSE SLAYER IS A BUNCH OF GAY SATANIC HOCKEYSTAINS. CREED AND NICKELBACK ARE MUCH BETTER.. LOGS/FASKINGS.

  • khris

    you have major ailments dude.

  • logs/faskings

    khris is log AND GAY HOCKEYSTAIN. LOGS/FASKINGS.

  • khris

    kuddos on the nice comeback retard.

  • logs/faskings

    KHRIS – KUDOS THAT HOW IT IS SPELLED ASSJACK. AGAIN YOU ARE ONE SOLID LOG FILLED HOCKEYSTAIN. B.T.W. – GOOGLE LOGS/FASKINGS YOU WILL FIND THAT I AM THE STALE ONE THAT IS REFERRED TO AS STALEPOOT.

  • khris

    i must complement you on your use of made-up words.
    sure, lets all go around calliing people something they dont even know the meaning to. makes sense right? as for the rest of your ignorance, i grow weary of it. this is my last post feel free to THINK you have won. dumbass

  • logs/faskings

    THANK U FAGGOT. AGAIN YOUR A PURTID HOCKIFIED HOCKEYSTAIN. LOGS/FASIKINGS.

  • Satan

    Fastkings is a fucking faggot

  • Satan

    Slayer kicks ass. They’re not exactly satanic, they just took an interest in it, you’re fucking stupid. I think it’s funny you insult the band when you probably can’t play a damn instrument so you don’t have much ov a place to being saying shit you cock stain. If you happen to play an instrument you obviously don’t have as much experience as any ov the members ov slayer, so again you still have no place to talk you fucking cum shot.

  • Brandon

    I fucking love War Ensemble! I just learned it on guitar yesterday! Great song to play!

  • http://jonasbrothersticketsvb.blogspot.com/ Terrell Clarke

    i loved this song wen i first herd iy. now i love it more

  • aaron

    It is just awesome how people just can’t resist taking all their bottled up anger over internet forums and responses.