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MOVE OVER RYAN SEACREST, HERE COMES RYAN SEEBREAST

 Thursday, January 29th, 2009 at 5:00pm by

Hundreds of thousands of eager would-be metal gods* turned out this past weekend to audition for Metal Idol, the hot new show that does for metal what American Idol did for douche turds. Our pals at Metal Injection were there to capture all the shenanigans of host Ryan Seebreast** and the illustrious panel of metal judges. Check out the action below!

-AR

*Did you know I owe Rob Halford a nickle just for typing the words “metal gods?” It’s true. And now I owe him a dime.

**Alas, you don’t actually get to see her breasts.

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  • Dr J

    Bad. Really, really bad.

  • john phenomenon

    that could not have been any less funny. the time spent making those 12 minutes of hot garbage could have been used to, i don’t know, do ANYTHING else.

    that was fucking GARBAGE.

    bravo, metalsucks, for posting the worst video ever.

  • SonOF

    Sorry Metal Injection, I didn’t laugh once. Thanks for showing the truly untalented portion of people that are into metal.

  • jamie

    mmm. yeah, I have to agree. this video was a failure. an obnoxious failure.
    everyone involved should be ashamed and consider suicide.
    I’m going to go watch hell’s kitchen now and forget this happened.

  • Ryan

    the metal injection people are incredibly unfunny

  • Bicro

    I don’t see how that could have turned out any worse or less funny.

  • \m/Eluveitie\m/

    Mine froze at :29 and freaked me out

  • Raging Skull

    Only watched about 38 seconds of the stupid thing. Guess I’ll never get that time back.

  • alliaphagist

    wow. That was awful. Too bad ‘Seebreast’ was a misnomer though…she was pretty hot.

  • Gordon Bombay

    Are you guys fucking kidding me? I almost died laughing. They should send this into VH1 classic so Metal Injection can take over “The Metal Show” time slot. which is just a bunch of old dudes who think KISS is the greatest band on earth. NOW GET ME A FUCKING FANTA !!!!

  • pHHH

    A LUMP OF SHIT

  • Noozle

    I only watched the first 1.5 minutes, after which they stopped playing Oroborus, and I subsequently stopped caring…

  • MetalRod

    shit

  • Blackthorned

    They obviously think they’re hilarious.
    Good luck with that.

  • crapmcpoopin

    Metal Injection is about as funny as Dane Cook records at a frat party.

    And Metalsucks has no taste.

  • charles

    That was a complete waste of time. These people have no comedic ability.