IN WHICH WE OVERDOSED ON POT BROWNIES

Vince and I booked our flight to Atlanta for Scion Rock Fest this week. That’s right: we’re gonna fuck up the ATL, bee-otch! We promise to leave the city in a state comparable to how we found it… although I can’t say the same thing for the members of Pig Destroyer.

ANYWAY, here’s some shit that went down this week:

• We got awesome guest blogs from Sigh’s Mirai Kawashima, Neuraxis’ Rob Milley, and, natch, Intronaut’s Sacha Dunable.
• We reviewed new releases by Cannibal Corpse, Napalm Death, Edguy, Giant Squid, Deadlock, Rose Funeral, and Kylesa.
• New music from God Forbid and Buried Inside made us happy.
• The Rockstar Energy Mayhem Festival is shaping up to be an ass-kicker.
• The makers of Guitar Hero: Metallica swapped out one Slayer song with insanely violent lyrics for another; suburban mommies everywhere somehow now feel a lil’ bit better.

Alright. It’s Friday night, which means it’s time for me to troll the net pretending not to be Tripp Eisen so I can screw me a young ‘un. Horns.

-AR