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Cinemetal

SOME WANKER FUTZING AROUND ON AN 11-STRING GUITAR

 Friday, January 30th, 2009 at 4:38pm by

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  • dthrasher

    trying too hard

  • Mostly Dangerous…

    that was ummmm….lame.

  • Magical_Salamander_11

    The best part of that post was the title.

  • http://www.metalsucks.net DBR

    I loled at the ghost sound. And the mask at the end. Haha!

  • large jockstrap

    thanks for the crediting of that video (that i gave it to you)

    but now i feel better, cos if anyone reads my post they’ll know that i sent that stupid fucker playing his fag guitars to you cos hes a fucking joke :D

    metalsucks still rules

  • kd

    I think you have to have weird hair to play anything with at least 11 strings.

  • Sammy

    Proof yet again that pure skill and speed don’t equate to good music. ugh.

  • Steven A

    Wow, I think 11 strings are cool and even some wankery I can take but yeesh, some of that was painful to listen to. Especially when he would just repeat the same high note over and over again. Ouch!

  • Rui

    Well I thought that the guitars are cool, specially the 11 string and the dead wood ones. I would love to get to play one…

  • Jamie

    *NERD ALERT* This guy looks and sounds like a Minbari. And yeah, that guitar is stupid. Learn to play six before you start playing crappy arrangements on 11.

  • Slntpsych1

    He actually put a dulcimer in one of his songs? I would want to make sure the song is good before i throw twenty different ethnic instruments in it.

  • I

    Did anyone else catch the names of the 2 guitars he showed. “Future Breed Machine” and “Bloody Roots”. I guess as long as he isn’t marketing them he can get away with it. I think the term ‘wanker’ fit him perfectly

  • logs/faskings

    CREED AND NICKELBACK ARE SOOO MUCH BETTER THAN THESE GAY ASS SATANIC BANDS. SOUNDS LIKE A BUNCH OF HOCKEYSTAINS. LOGS/FASKINGS.

  • Bahnzo

    I’ve said it before…whenever you see a guitar with more than the normal amount of strings….things are about to start sucking.

  • Jacko

    WTF??? Who was that clown?? I can find at least 5 things wrong there…Fucking Awful

  • logs/faskings

    JACKO IS A HOCKEYSTAIN. LOGS/FASKINGS.

  • TREES/FRASSSKO

    HAY GUYZ IM TOTALLY RUINING YUR WEBSITE

    PS LOVE U GUYZ IN COLDPLAY REP EM

  • Anus Apache

    logs/faskings your weak attempts to “piss of those goth freaks” are barely even annoying.
    LOGS/FASKINGS IS CUMSTAIN

  • logs/faskings

    ANUS APACHE IS A HOCKEYSTAIN – WHAT AN ASSJACK. FUCK OFF CLOWN. LOGS/FASKINGS.

  • barnaba

    Actually it seems to me that was really good. Don’t know what you guys are moaning about.

  • TREES/FRASSSKO

    HEY GUYZ WATCH ME I TOTALLY HATE ON HOCKEYSTAINS TOO
    PS YAY COLDPLAY

  • logs/faskings

    SATAN=HOCKEYSTAIN. THANKS. LOGS/FASKINGS.

  • metalmonger101

    the idea of a 11 string guitar is kool, but he didnt play that well and y the fuck did he start playin those weird instruments? i would like to see what a reely talented guitarist could do wit 1

  • DannE

    I bet he overcompensates by driving a big truck as well. He looks like he should be playing a tambourine instead.. hare hare krishna.

  • http://www.myspace.com/formulafictions Dr Tizzle

    Nice leather skirt

    And the M.A.N. shirt is totally inappropriate

  • PD

    This is amazing…NOT.

    I want my antfarmitar. Now I know who to ask for one.

  • bob

    If he builds the instruments himself, that’s pretty impressive.
    But the bit at 2,20 is just silly, it looks like he’s playing something very emotional, but it sounds like a car alarm

  • Ty

    @ bob

    Hahaha, that’s funny, it totally does sound like a car alarm.

  • Joe A.

    For someone rather talented, why does he play in a euro rip off of Mudvayne/Slipknot. Nu-Metal is dead buddy.

  • RobotScythe

    Just because something CAN be done doesn’t mean it SHOULD be done. When will humanity learn.

  • Axolotl

    Listen to Zeta 1 Reticuli from the album Sol Niger Within to hear where he ripped this off from and how it should really sound.

    Apparently his “inventions” consist of adding more strings to the stuff he wants to rip off. Too bad this guy is actually a good player and could make decent stuff if he put a little more thought into it.

  • http://www.katharsis-metal.de Mantis

    sounds this exactly the same as on “Fredrik Thordendal’s Special defects”,

    thanx Axolotl, for being as nerdy as me :-D

  • rd5

    I also immediately thought “very poor man’s Fredrik Thordendal.” That might even be an overstatement.

  • Jax82

    Its funny how most of the people post junk on sites. I bet most of the idiots that blurt stuff on this site aren’t even musicians but still think that they know everything. Anyone of you who said this guy sucks CLEARLY has no idea as to the skill required for many of his passages. Yes I agree he isn’t the BEST guitarist but please people don’t comment on styles you are TOTALLY ignorant on.

    Whats REALLY funny is that in this day and age people in here STILL think that metal is associated with SATAN!!!!

    Get a life people and learn how to say “I don’t KNOW how to APPRECIATE this style” and stop giving air to the hole on your face.

    If ANYONE of you guys EVER played an instrument and consider themselves to be a musician I have one thing to say, QUIT NOW BEFORE YOU DO ANY DAMAGE cause a musician would never take the piss out of another. People like you are called wanna be musicians or more commonly WANKERS!