Comments on: FUNNY PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST: WIN AN AWESOME GOD FORBID EARTHSBLOOD PRIZE PACKAGE!

By: JohnLeesHooker

JohnLeesHooker — Tue, 10 Mar 2009 16:20:55 +0000

Thought this only lasted a week? When are the winners picked?

By: JohnLeesHooker

JohnLeesHooker — Fri, 13 Feb 2009 23:28:25 +0000

When do they pick the winners for this?

By: Beaver

Beaver — Thu, 12 Feb 2009 19:28:12 +0000

First there was Korn and now theres Veggi-Metal

By: Z

Thu, 12 Feb 2009 10:22:06 +0000

One day slipknot will realize no matter how many times they change their look…… they will always fucking suck.

By: who cares?

who cares? — Wed, 11 Feb 2009 20:07:50 +0000

yeah, i usually get pissed when ppl fuck up and get vegetables confused too. dammit why dont you people spend some time on a farm? oh, thats right, maybe its cuz no one gives a damn about what kind of vegetable it is

By: Belinda

Belinda — Wed, 11 Feb 2009 10:37:25 +0000

Scallion, Zombies come to feast on the flesh of the doomed wiedlers of the salad spinner. A lowly salad topping they will be no more.

By: Stay (sic)

Stay (sic) — Wed, 11 Feb 2009 00:15:52 +0000

Slipknot when Stoned or Drunk

By: Ilona

Ilona — Tue, 10 Feb 2009 18:52:56 +0000

After ICP turned down the request for the rights to a “Juggalo” toy line, Music Toys Inc. decided to come out with the “Chug a load” series of toys. The two unfortunate looking toys in the top left corner are named “Faggy 2 Stroke” and “Violate Jay”

By: TheBlackDahliaMurder

TheBlackDahliaMurder — Tue, 10 Feb 2009 18:52:21 +0000

This is an “AFTER” picture, specifically after God Forbid has performed a THIRD encore live, the entire crowd of GF fanatics is left blown away, their skin color turns pale from whatever pigment it was before, their hair grows out of their heads and turns blonde, their eyes turn black, and their bodies turn to a wilted celery-like mush. They must have played their ultrasupermegahit The End of the World.

By: Chris Lyons

Chris Lyons — Tue, 10 Feb 2009 15:55:43 +0000

Metal as Fuck celery? It must be the vegetarians next plot……..

By: V.L.

V.L. — Tue, 10 Feb 2009 13:47:40 +0000

I ate these emo kids for breakfast.

By: giles

giles — Tue, 10 Feb 2009 10:40:30 +0000

this isn’t a suggestion, as i’m not very funny, but for all the dumbasses calling them celery: they’re scallions for f**ks sake. retards…what the hell do you guys eat???

By: Rokko

Rokko — Tue, 10 Feb 2009 04:11:37 +0000

Who knew Slipknot dressed up their penises too?

By: Keith C.

Keith C. — Mon, 09 Feb 2009 16:11:45 +0000

After nine attempts at cloning Gumby, the scientists gave up.

By: Sacajawea

Sacajawea — Mon, 09 Feb 2009 16:00:08 +0000

Just a few days after the news of the woman who had octuplets, a couple claims to have given birth to nonuplets. This is their proof.

By: Malacoda

Malacoda — Mon, 09 Feb 2009 02:25:06 +0000

The only reason people listen to Limp Bizkit – the Durstian earworms.

By: Alex

Alex — Sun, 08 Feb 2009 20:51:05 +0000

Keith Richard’s sperm.

By: Wes Clancy

Wes Clancy — Sun, 08 Feb 2009 19:34:21 +0000

It all started with brown M and M’s, Now this? Van Halen’s new unusual catering request certifies that Eddie is still on the bottle.

By: baboonatops

baboonatops — Sun, 08 Feb 2009 18:01:27 +0000

Pirate-Fest ’09 features—along with Alestorm—the debut of RapScallion.

By: Molti

Molti — Sun, 08 Feb 2009 09:04:44 +0000

Fuck Rook, I didn’t see yours. Now I feel lame.
But you can’t expect me to submit something original when I was as drunk as I was when I wrote that, man. Sorry.