ONE NUDE LAUREN HARRIS, HOLD THE NIPPLE
Monday, February 9th, 2009 at 1:15pm by Vince Neilstein
Iron Maiden bassist/mastermind Steve Harris has brought his daughter to the slaughter; the young and fairly foxy Lauren Harris, who has been opening for dad on much of their “Somewhere Back in Time World Tour,” appears in a nude shoot in the UK’s FHM Magazine. The photos ain’t bad but they also ain’t full-frontal, so for the Maiden superfreaks who just want to get as close to their heroes as possible I recommend skipping straight to the nipple-slip pic we published last year. If only her music were quite this alluring.
-VN
I’d iron her maiden.
I’d run to her hills
I interviewed her last summer and didn’t particularly like her music – saw her at a festival – but she is a very nice girl and very ambitous. I think this pictorial is unfortunate. Girl, don’t you want to be taken seriously? C’mon.
On the other hand, I am a hetero woman…….what do I know?
I’d play with her madness.
(How many horrendous Maiden puns can we make? Come on, people, get cracking.)
I’d two minutes her midnight.
……….>________> you know what, that was absolutely awful. I apologize.
I’d 22 her Acacia Avenue from here to eternity
I’d Space Station her Number 5
I’d reincanate her Benjamin Breeg
*reincarnate
I’d rime her ancient mariner.
I would also waste her years.
I’d murder in her Rue Morgue
Not a fan of her music. Was too far away at the last Maiden show for any eye candy too.
@ Grover
I’d Genghis her Khan.
I’d Number her Beast.
I’d Total her Eclipse.
And…
I’d Die With her Boots On.
- Robbie
I’d Paschen her… dale.
I’d take her Back in the Village, give her a Flash of the Blade and make her my Powerslave.
I’d take her where eagles dare
I’d hallow her name
I’d caught her FOREVER in time
Daughter of the Beast
The Glamour,The Fortune ,The Pain
Gonna make her scream like in Number Of The Beast