ONE NUDE LAUREN HARRIS, HOLD THE NIPPLE

Monday, February 9th, 2009 at 1:15pm by

lauren harris nudeIron Maiden bassist/mastermind Steve Harris has brought his daughter to the slaughter; the young and fairly foxy Lauren Harris, who has been opening for dad on much of their “Somewhere Back in Time World Tour,” appears in a nude shoot in the UK’s FHM Magazine. The photos ain’t bad but they also ain’t full-frontal, so for the Maiden superfreaks who just want to get as close to their heroes as possible I recommend skipping straight to the nipple-slip pic we published last year. If only her music were quite this alluring.

-VN

  • seveword

    I’d iron her maiden.

  • Shiver

    I’d run to her hills

  • http://www.lainad.typepad.com WIF

    I interviewed her last summer and didn’t particularly like her music – saw her at a festival – but she is a very nice girl and very ambitous. I think this pictorial is unfortunate. Girl, don’t you want to be taken seriously? C’mon.

    On the other hand, I am a hetero woman…….what do I know?

  • http://www.last.fm/user/groverXIII groverXIII

    I’d play with her madness.

    (How many horrendous Maiden puns can we make? Come on, people, get cracking.)

  • Mark James

    I’d two minutes her midnight.

    ……….>________> you know what, that was absolutely awful. I apologize.

  • \m/Eluveitie\m/

    I’d 22 her Acacia Avenue from here to eternity

    I’d Space Station her Number 5

    I’d reincanate her Benjamin Breeg

  • \m/Eluveitie\m/

    *reincarnate

  • Toxteth O’Grady

    I’d rime her ancient mariner.
    I would also waste her years.

  • \m/Eluveitie\m/

    I’d murder in her Rue Morgue

  • http://www.myspace.com/robbiedrechsel Robbie

    Not a fan of her music. Was too far away at the last Maiden show for any eye candy too.

    @ Grover

    I’d Genghis her Khan.

    I’d Number her Beast.

    I’d Total her Eclipse.

    And…

    I’d Die With her Boots On.

    - Robbie

  • Tyler

    I’d Paschen her… dale.

  • Ken Tucky

    I’d take her Back in the Village, give her a Flash of the Blade and make her my Powerslave.

  • Charly

    I’d take her where eagles dare

    I’d hallow her name

    I’d caught her FOREVER in time

  • http://www.metalsucks.net Mohan

    Daughter of the Beast

  • http://www.metalsucks.net EDDIE

    The Glamour,The Fortune ,The Pain

  • \m/Eluveitie\m/

    Gonna make her scream like in Number Of The Beast

  • Saz

    I wouldn’t be Afraid To Shoot her Strangers,
    I would Remember her Tomorrow,
    I would Chain her Misery,
    I would Dream Of her MIrrors and I would certanly Tame her Land!