Comments on: ONE NUDE LAUREN HARRIS, HOLD THE NIPPLE

By: Saz

Saz — Fri, 16 Jul 2010 18:43:54 +0000

I wouldn’t be Afraid To Shoot her Strangers,
I would Remember her Tomorrow,
I would Chain her Misery,
I would Dream Of her MIrrors and I would certanly Tame her Land!

By: \m/Eluveitie\m/

\m/Eluveitie\m/ — Thu, 07 May 2009 07:57:01 +0000

Gonna make her scream like in Number Of The Beast

By: EDDIE

EDDIE — Thu, 07 May 2009 07:20:45 +0000

The Glamour,The Fortune ,The Pain

By: Mohan

Mohan — Wed, 06 May 2009 08:51:51 +0000

Daughter of the Beast

By: Charly

Charly — Fri, 24 Apr 2009 13:58:15 +0000

I’d take her where eagles dare

I’d hallow her name

I’d caught her FOREVER in time

By: Ken Tucky

Ken Tucky — Sun, 01 Mar 2009 11:12:39 +0000

I’d take her Back in the Village, give her a Flash of the Blade and make her my Powerslave.

By: Tyler

Tyler — Thu, 26 Feb 2009 04:13:57 +0000

I’d Paschen her… dale.

By: Robbie

Robbie — Tue, 10 Feb 2009 20:30:17 +0000

Not a fan of her music. Was too far away at the last Maiden show for any eye candy too.

@ Grover

I’d Genghis her Khan.

I’d Number her Beast.

I’d Total her Eclipse.

And…

I’d Die With her Boots On.

- Robbie

By: \m/Eluveitie\m/

\m/Eluveitie\m/ — Tue, 10 Feb 2009 18:53:49 +0000

I’d murder in her Rue Morgue

By: Toxteth O'Grady

Toxteth O'Grady — Tue, 10 Feb 2009 18:45:21 +0000

I’d rime her ancient mariner.
I would also waste her years.

By: \m/Eluveitie\m/

\m/Eluveitie\m/ — Tue, 10 Feb 2009 05:56:18 +0000

*reincarnate

By: \m/Eluveitie\m/

\m/Eluveitie\m/ — Tue, 10 Feb 2009 05:55:35 +0000

I’d 22 her Acacia Avenue from here to eternity

I’d Space Station her Number 5

I’d reincanate her Benjamin Breeg

By: Mark James

Mark James — Tue, 10 Feb 2009 05:33:09 +0000

I’d two minutes her midnight.

……….>________> you know what, that was absolutely awful. I apologize.

By: groverXIII

groverXIII — Tue, 10 Feb 2009 01:18:08 +0000

I’d play with her madness.

(How many horrendous Maiden puns can we make? Come on, people, get cracking.)

By: WIF

WIF — Mon, 09 Feb 2009 23:18:46 +0000

I interviewed her last summer and didn’t particularly like her music – saw her at a festival – but she is a very nice girl and very ambitous. I think this pictorial is unfortunate. Girl, don’t you want to be taken seriously? C’mon.

On the other hand, I am a hetero woman…….what do I know?

By: Shiver

Shiver — Mon, 09 Feb 2009 20:43:09 +0000

I’d run to her hills

By: seveword

seveword — Mon, 09 Feb 2009 20:02:17 +0000

I’d iron her maiden.