NOW THAT AWFUL DOPE/ZAKK WYLDE COLLABORATION HAS AN AWFUL VIDEO
Tuesday, February 10th, 2009 at 12:00pm by Axl RosenbergLast week, we told you about Zakk Wylde’s contribution to “Addiction,” an awful new song by the awful band Dope. The song now has a music video, which was directed by Kevin Custer and MetalSucks Maniac hater Dale “Happy-Go-Lucky Sunshine Fun Time” Resteghini.
Here are things about the video that I find really, really fucking weak:
- Edsel Dope is in it.
- Virus is in it.
- The song.
- That uninformed viewers may come under the impression that Virus is playing Zakk Wylde’s part.
- How the members of Dope now dress like the members of Black Label Society instead of the members of Marilyn Manson or, more shockingly, themselves.
- That Edsel Dope is actually wearing a Black Label Society jacket.
Here are things about the video that I like:
- Big Fake Titties.
- Big Fake Titties actually gets a costume change.
- That watching it will steal less than three minutes of your life away.
The video itself can be viewed after the jump. It’s not really safe for work, and definitely not safe for human ears, so… consider yourself warned.
-AR
This sounds so processed….
and almost a rip off of “Feel Good Hit of the Summer” by QOTSA
THANK YOU BIGUNS SOME ELSE HAS NOTICED THE BLATANT RIP OFF OF QOTSA!!
THIS SONG SUCKS!
I got 45 seconds in then shut it off.
The boobs weren’t even worth it.
And the chick was kinda ugly.
I thought this music trend went out of style 5 years ago. Fuckin’ Black Label. I have definately lost some respect for those guys for allowing that fucking douche to wear their gear in the video AND Zakk playing the guitar solo. What the FUCK?!
How can you NOT notice the ripoff… seriously, QOTSA needs to go Satriani on Dope’s ass. So bad, wouldn’t even have noticed it was Zakk Wylde playing were it not for the tired and overused squeals and his guitar with a snake around it.
dope & dikk wylde are fucking asshats & can go shit up their own asses & no i won’t waste my time watching that putrid pile of dung
1999 called…and they didn’t even like the song.
This is revolting. And that lady is nasty!
I can’t believe some people think this is good, don’t they realize how pathetic this band is?
And don’t they realize that Josh Hommes is the last dude you want to piss off!
I consider myself a serious BLS fan, but I must admit, as of late Zakk has been lending his talent to some pretty shitty bands. This song bites the weeny!!
I think i puke inside my mouth a little…why the fuk did I click on this, damn me!
Wow, should I ever have heeded the warning on this one.
ugh. i doubt they’ll be playing this solo live.
sucky as hell
I almost just KNEW that one of these fucking retards was gonna be playing a Dean guitar.
POSERS!
Holy Shit
how is this band still around
i think i need vicodin just to make my head stop hurting from trying to process the fact that dope allowed to put out music. i figure they had to have been euthinized by now. Or maybe joined tripp ensin in kiddieporn prison
and if zakk wylde didnt already kill his credibility long ago…….
the tits are nice though
Is it necessary to post EVERYTHING you come across on the internet?
For fucks sake, it’s no wonder the recording industry is dead. They spend their money on
bullshit like this… and fuck Zakk Wylde for doing this..
I mean, it’s not even Spirit Journey Formation Anniversary…
Is it snowing? OH GOD, IT’S A CHARIOT BEING PULLED BY A CHAIN OF WHITE STALLIONS!!
What does the chick looking like have to do with big fake ass tits who cares I bet half of you like was distracted from the shitty music to watchthe music video… whoops about the safe at work thing i prob got like 4 days left before they find out
Wow.Edsel Dope stopped wearing all that goth make up. *cold chill runs up spine* Maybe…it wasn’t such a bad look after all.
Nu Metal jokes aside, this song is boring as hell, the hook isn’t catchy and not even Zakk’s signature sound could save this song.I have actually already forgotten the main riff.That is literally how little staying power it has.
I want this album to come out simply so I can hear Nothing for Me Here(the one song this band did that I enjoyed…and I enjoyed it a lot) in a quality that doesn’t blow dick.
And I want the rest of the album to not work when I download it. And by that I mean I’m deleting the rest.
Cause Dope suck.
TITS !!! Didn’t quite catch the song, but there was some lame dude in it and some people pretending to play instrument, would be perfect but there weren’t enough tits.
I guess the only thing I can say in Zakk’s defense is at least he had the good sense to not appear in the video.
It’s like Dope said: “hey, let’s be like an even more lame buckcherry and rip off queens of the stone age, because that’s what all the kids are into these days”
Also one of my friends dad got banned from a bar for playing their music on the jukebox…seriously
well. quality of the music content or video direction or what the rest of the band is wearing aside…the drummer is wearing my t-shirt which is pretty damn nice of him.
Nice titties and cool snake. Spirit Journey Formation is awesome. Master Shake rules. Dope is a 2nd rate Motley Crue. Can’t say I wasn’t warned.
wow. that. sucked. bad.
i didn’t even get to the vocals before switching off, because the dancing was super lame, and the fact that you can here Zakk, but have some dumbass idiot with no fashion sense syncing along to it instead. dope can just f**k right off.
LOL @ constantly pouting into the camera, super awkward watching old mate Brian Ebejer (LOLZ REAL NAME, your stage name is supposed to be cooler than your real one “Edsel”) do his 2nd rate manson impersonation. The hard fake tits matched the fake music. Lame.
wow, now that is a steaming pile of poop. im amazed that they would release a song like this, after its been done sooooo many times over. i would be seriously embarrassed if i were a professional musician and this is what is created……but i bet it will be a big hit on the stripclub circuit and loved by hicks everywhere……youll see.
i like tities
the camera man should of just dropped it on his face.
I think Zakk Wylde just stole Kerry King’s spot for worst cameo (Kerry King played on a Sum 41 track). Although did you notice how Zakk isn’t even IN the video? He probably has 3 or 4 solos that he just emails to bands and then charges them later. Then bands can go, “Yeah, we got ZAKK WYLDE to help write this latest piece of shit song we just came up with.” I mean, it’s not like Zakk has even written a different solo in over 10 years anyways.
Is this 21st century hair metal?
I think this song is actually nice but yes… i do not consider the video amusing aswell…. too much of Edsel and too lof his band =(
Dope rocks, fuck all of you
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